I live in France. Went shopping earlier and as usual left my shopping list in the trolley (as inspired by you lot) and then got the giggles in the car on the way home wondering if there's an equivalent of Mumsnet getting excited about finding shopping lists?
"Formidable, j'ai found une shopping liste dans mon trolley. Mais c'est tres poncey, c'est en anglais! Je ne find pas 'naice ham' dans mon dictionaire - anybody know qu'est-ce c'est?"
"Non, mais c'est probably horrible, parce que tout le everybody knows que les anglais ne don't know how to cook"
35 pages of "ha ha ha ha tres witty!"