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The Norty Puddlehumpers present.... MUMSNET - THE MUSICAL!!!!

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EmpressOfTheSevenFlames · 28/08/2012 14:26

Come in! Sit down! Have a Wine and the show will start soon!

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BonkeyMollocks · 28/08/2012 21:58

Just caught up with True Blood, I actually sighed when Alcide was on screen. Blush

For those not in the know click and be happy! Wink

ObviouslyInvisible · 28/08/2012 22:10

Loving the Nativity idea!

DZH, I'm sorry, but no. I aint hanging on til Christmas for all the gin in, er, wherever gin comes from. We'll let State's baby be the star of that one.

Just watched Midwives, and managed to only cry twice! Although I did cry at a random photo of a dog on FB? Blush

PomBearWithAnOFRS · 28/08/2012 22:17

Puddle If you'd called him Jesus, you could have bought him a cabbage van Grin

BonkeyMollocks · 28/08/2012 22:22

OI I put my mobile in the washing machine when I was pg -by accident!

I didn't realise until I was sat in the mv's office for a blood pressure check. It was like a fucking waterfall! I couldn't speak I was so hysterical. Blush . It took me 15 mins to calm down and explain wtf was going on. Mv was very Hmm .

What i am getting at, is there's nowt wrong with crying at a dogs pic! Grin

StateofConfusion · 28/08/2012 22:23

Haha! I forgot about mr ocado man jesus! I actually do want Noah but dp has said No, and so far has only suggested Dave, twat.

BonkeyMollocks · 28/08/2012 22:24

Dave?

For a baby? Hmm

ObviouslyInvisible · 28/08/2012 22:24

I think I'd cry about putting my mobile in the wash even if I wasn't pregnant Bonkey!

ObviouslyInvisible · 28/08/2012 22:25

Davey Babid?

BonkeyMollocks · 28/08/2012 22:25
Grin

Normally I would be seriously pissed off with myself that I had been so darn stupid! No tears, just Angry !

PomBearWithAnOFRS · 28/08/2012 22:29

If you want Noah, dig out every really really obscure Biblical name there is, and suggest them all. Sound very sincere as you do it, and pick your moments. By Christmas your DH will be begging you to choose something as nice and unremarkable as Noah Wink
Start with Methuselah, go on through Jeroboam and Nebuchadnezzar, and end up with Jehosaphat and Uzziah, with all points between... that should do the trick Grin

BonkeyMollocks · 28/08/2012 22:30

Noah is lovely! :)

StateofConfusion · 28/08/2012 22:30

bonkey I'm hoping he's joking he can be a bit of a pleb at times, and has a weird sense of humour. But Dave, really!

StateofConfusion · 28/08/2012 22:32

pom he'd see straight through me, I'm going to give it a try Grin

He just asked if he can buy a canoe, I said, can I call the baby Noah, he said, can I buy a canoe? I said you answer first he said, if I can have a canoe. What a div!

BonkeyMollocks · 28/08/2012 22:34

If your calling the baby Noah, surely you would want a Ark ! Wink

StateofConfusion · 28/08/2012 22:37

I'm sure a canoe isn't enough to change his mind, my top 5 names he doesn't like our girls name is picked by me, I was norty and played the 'dead relative' card and would name a dd after my late Grandma, he dare not argue with that Grin

DZH · 28/08/2012 22:39

State

Move to the Channel Islands then DH can canoe and your DS can be Noah Sark

Grin
BonkeyMollocks · 28/08/2012 22:39

Dh wanted Conrad for ds. Shock

Grin

I battered my way on that one!

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StateofConfusion · 28/08/2012 22:50

Cheers puddle if anyone asks we are 3rd cousins twice removed and I was very fond of Noah Wink

Ill throw it to the puddle humpers, Noah, Theo, Zach, --i do already have a Jack-- Luca or Saul.

StateofConfusion · 28/08/2012 22:52

Love William, but we have one in the family, love oliver but its my best friends favourite name. Tis rubarb choosing names.

ObviouslyInvisible · 28/08/2012 22:53

Boys names are so much harder, I agree Puddle. We have our girls name decided on, have done for a long time (since I got pregnant with DS), but there are no boys names we both love. DS went a week without a name, so if this baby is a boy too god knows how long he'll be nameless for before we can agree on one.

BonkeyMollocks · 28/08/2012 22:54

Not Zach! Soooo common now, they are bloody everywhere.

And not if you have a Jack! Grin

showtunesgirl · 28/08/2012 22:55

This sounds like MY kind of thread. Grin

Genuinely, my ipod would have most people running screaming into the night unless you're a HUGE musicals fan!

StateofConfusion · 28/08/2012 22:58

I watched hairspray the other day, I was in heaven I tell you, dp kept asking me why I was smiling.

Thanks for the tip bonkey we currently reside in the land of jaydens, caidens, leylands and cinderellas Hmm but will have left by the time wriggler arrives so I need a normal world opinion Grin