Shouting at me in the supermarket

[FrankieAnne]

Sorry am on phone so apologies if this makes no sense but he was doing t-Rex in Asda so i slapped his arm (not hard obviously) and he got really cross and said he'd stand however he wants and stormed off. It was really embarrassing as loads of people were staring and he'd told me to remind him anyway! He's acting like nothing has happened now. Aibu to not just let it drop?

nooooooooooooo don't go!

Please describe owl and mole before you go op !

Maybe he spins his head through 360 degrees

I hope Spiderman isn't what he does with Sharon. Using his sticky web on her!

but did Adam ever buy the puppy, and did the woman down the road ever stop playing Erasure?

I bet the owl one is where he eats grapes before getting to the checkout and then coughs up the indigestible skin and pips in pellet form onto the conveyor belt.

I can't believe you don't remind him about that.

Mario Frankie please stay.
You're my very favourite mumsnetter ever.

yes we love you mario91 frankie, and your t-rex owl mole spiderman DH too.

T recess shoulds shop at a dino-store

I like the matter-of-fact reference to owl, spiderman and mole, as apparently that statement should need no explanation

Does he turn his head 360 degrees when he's being owl? Shoot webs from his hands when he's spiderman? Dig through the floor of Asda in search of worms?!

C'mon Frankie, we need detail!

Well it's obvious - he's sometimes wise and blind and creepy (to other people, not the OP as it doesn't bother her).
However, OP can cope with that, it's just when he tips into being a short-armed, small-brained tyrannosaur in ASDA it gets a bit much.

[Feels sure randomness of post won't stand out on this thread ]

Is owl like planking owl pose? Does he put bottle top glasses on for mole? Pants on outside trousers for spiderman?

I need to get myself a man like this! What's not attractive about a man who van T-Rex, owl, Spiderman and mole!

My dream man right there. These are the traits that every man should have

Were the hairy bikers in the cake shop?

How do we get this thread into classics?
Have woken DH up by snorting with amusement

Was superman in the phone box?

I'm going to start shopping in Asda just to see these T-Rexs

Just as well he wasn't in the freezer aisle or else the Ice Age may have made him extinct eh!

If this is for real then wtf?

If it isn't then the op is quite imaginative and funny.

Have you tried asking yourself 'what would bono do?'

Sometimes both my DC pretend to be dinosaurs. I didn't realise that meant I should slap them! Shall i tell them to slap each other to save my hands?

I'm and I needed cheering up!

ps I would never slap, or encourage my children to slap, just in case anyone thought I was serious

Ineed - on this thread, think you're safe enough from any accusation of 'seriousness'.

Heaven - have a look for the link up-thread for background.

hands Bono would do a mass appeal and will have bands playing and raising money so OPs OH can T-Rex in public without fear of been attacked.

The money would buy him an slap proof T-Rex out fit, money to shop in another supermarket and wine remover

I love asda.