Shouting at me in the supermarket

[FrankieAnne]

Sorry am on phone so apologies if this makes no sense but he was doing t-Rex in Asda so i slapped his arm (not hard obviously) and he got really cross and said he'd stand however he wants and stormed off. It was really embarrassing as loads of people were staring and he'd told me to remind him anyway! He's acting like nothing has happened now. Aibu to not just let it drop?

Excellent @HopeMumsnet, am sure I saw owl noises mentioned on another thread yesterday too! What on earth are they? Literally 'twittoowoo'?

@MichelleScarn she said the owl noises were more coo coo
if that helps

This one (which I missed the first time around).

The woman who hoots like an owl in people's faces if they talk too much.

"I snapped and farted".

I think MN has broken me today 😅

CAN YOU CLARIFY!
Who the hell are you talking about?
What should you have reminded him of?
How do you stand like T Rex?
What where you doing in Asda in the first place!

What a brilliant thread!!

By t-rex do you mean standing with tiny arms coming from the armpits, looking gormless?

I sometimes stand like this but on a man I suppose it’s even less attractive?! I’m sure I’m v sexy when standing like that. Usually accompanied by a glazed look in my eyes, as my senses are become overwhelmed with fluorescent lighting.

Sharon, is that you.

MNHQ please do not ever remove this again, it is part of MN history.

@tara0202

How ungrateful.of him. He did ask you to remind him (I assume remind him to do t-Rex. I'd love to know if that's a performance of tiger feet or going about roaring like a dinosaur).

PMSL 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Are you married to Hugh Dennis?

@Blatherskite

I love these threads. How long until we get our first Haiku?

T-rex roars at sky but FrankieAnne won't have it and chastises him

Isn't Trex used in baking like Stork ?

Who was Phyllis?

Why was it deleted?! I’m laughing my head off 😂

@SpidersAreShitheads

This one (which I missed the first time around).

The woman who hoots like an owl in people's faces if they talk too much.

"I snapped and farted".

I think MN has broken me today 😅

I’ve seen snapped and farted, which still brings me to tears but where can I find the owl one?

@Lucycantdance

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/4456850-To-have-laughed-at-her-Slimming-World-advice

There you go. I think it was the OP's casual insistence that doing owl noises in someone's face to get attention is totally normal that broke me - the whole thread is a treat with the comments 😅

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/4456850-To-have-laughed-at-her-Slimming-World-advice?msgid=114348012 @Lucycantdance

I feel you OP. I can’t count the number of arguments me and DH have had around his penchant to slide around the supermarket like a plesiosaur. Apart from what it does to his clothes, it takes up so much room in the aisles. Obviously this is in Waitrose, because Mumsnet, you know (Can’t believe you coughed to shopping in Asda, he is DBU to make you shop there).

Perhaps you could compromise on a different prehistoric lizard? DH is trying to work towards Stegosaurus as this at least walks around in a dignified manner, and the only issue would be him swiping in to scoff the organic cavalo nero.

@TheBestofTimesTheWorstofTimes thank you you’ve made my day 😂

@SpidersAreShitheads cannot wait 🙈😂

Buses are on diversion

Are you sure you've logged into the right website?

What is it with MNers and owls?

Hoooooo Hoooooooo has resurrected this thread?

Oh dear!