Only with Ocado...

[SoupDragon]

"Today your order will be delivered by Jesus in the Cabbage van"

You don't get the son of god delivering groceries for just any supermarket.

[emmanana]

Cliff in strawberry? I wonder if there's a Hank and a Bruce? Surely a line prize for having all the Shadows

Keith in Apple and Michael in tomato delivered in January. Do I get a prize for half the Rolling Stones?

[SoupDragon]

Why have I deleted my texts? Why? Why? [wail]

[JaxTellerIsMyFriend]

I have an order coming today, cant wait for my text... hoping I get JEsus.

[SoupDreggon]

And...?

[JaxTellerIsMyFriend]

oh, its Kirsty in the Apple Van - but it IS a girl! should be here between 5-6, shall report back... if she is friendly I might ask her if she knows Jesus.

[SoupDreggon]

LOL I can picture the scene

"So, Kirsty, do you know Jesus..."

[emmanana]

Girl power! Has anyone had a delivery from a Mary. Jesus , jozef and Mary would be a laugh at the office party !

[JaxTellerIsMyFriend]

well we had a bit of an issue re a split milk carton, but once we got that sorted out we had a laugh about JEsus in his Cabbage Van. She didnt know Jesus but she did laugh.

I hope Kirsty becomes my regular driver.

[SoupDreggon]

No use crying over split milk eh?

[emmanana]

Kirsty may have been stoical about the milk, but if it had been SoupDragons milk she may have posted :

Jesus wept

[SoupDreggon]

[arf]

[NorfolkNChance]

[JaxTellerIsMyFriend]

haha norfolk, I did think about changing to Kirsty in the apple van.

[ThatVikRinA22]

i want Jesus for easter! ive ordered for tomorrow....

recently ive had Robert in the lemon van, leslie in the Courgette van and William in the lemon van....no Jesus though....heres hoping!

[mrswoodentop]

No Jesus fforvus,just got the text and it's Pawel in Cabbage lorry

[SoupDreggon]

Pawel has nicked Jesus's cabbage van!

[Voidka]

I had Barry in the Lemon - we get a lemon quite alot.
We also have a Susi - she has fetching pig tails!

[RachelHRD]

I've got John in Courgette tonight like a bit of variety

[JaxTellerIsMyFriend]

just checked through the other ocado texts and have also had Aron in Onion Van.

Do you think they try to match the drivers to the vans?

[silverfrog]

I have a delivery booked for tomorrow, and am holding out high hopes.

d'ya reckon if I load up my order with Easter stuff I've got a better chance of getting Jesus to deliver it?

[AnnoyingOrange]

I've had Jolkot in Autumn Apple van

And Luke in Courgette van

[AnnoyingOrange]

That courgette van gets around a bit

[SoupDreggon]

Aron Onion is good :o

Autumn apple? Are there different kinds of apple van then?

[AnnoyingOrange]

Apparently so Soupy.

However tonight's delivery was by Amin in a plain old Apple van, with no season attached

[OliviaLMumsnet]

I have had Mimi Strawberry. WTF is a mimi strawberry?!

I have just looked at my texts and I think I have had a different fruit/veg the last EIGHT orders (!)