Only with Ocado...

[SoupDragon]

"Today your order will be delivered by Jesus in the Cabbage van"

You don't get the son of god delivering groceries for just any supermarket.

I have ordered from ocado because of this thread. delivery due between 12-13 tomorrow no text yet to tell me is jesus is making an appearance.

I've only just found this thread and am very disappointed I've never had Jesus. however, looking back through my texts, I did have Joseph in a courgette van in June. I've also had Anita in Cabbage, and Keith in Lemon, Kevin in Onion, Lionel in Apple and (pleasingly alliterative) Lee in Lemon. Disciples I have had include Paul in courgette, and John in Cabbage. Last week I had Christian (!) in Strawberry.

checked my texts too...
no jesus but a couple of his disciples in the same cabbage van...Peter and Thomas

Kofi in the Onion van; times are tough for the former Sec Gen of the UN.

I saw my first ever Ocado van today (don't live in an Ocado delivery area). Was delighted to see it was a cabbage van and thought of this thread and couldn't stop giggling.

Are we going for a Christmas set this year? If so I've just had my shopping delivered by Joseph.
He was in the Onion van

I assume He would deliver the piece of cod that passeth all understanding?

(also always very late to the kitchen at parties)
Just wondering whether He delivered the Piece of Cod That Passeth All Understanding?