Only with Ocado...

[SoupDragon]

"Today your order will be delivered by Jesus in the Cabbage van"

You don't get the son of god delivering groceries for just any supermarket.

toomuch are you doubting the existence of Christ in the cabbage van?

When Mohammed came in Potato van, it was definitely his real name. He rang to say he was in the the area early if I wanted my shopping earlier, and I missed the call. When I rang back the number 2 minutes later, he answered it with his name. He was very friendly. I like Mohammed. He was nicer than Jesus.

lord shall we burn the heretic toomuchmonthatendofthemoney?

Emmanana your eggs had to be broken to lead you to the Omelette of Enlightenment.

No, no burning. My Cabbage is a cabbage of peace. And chocolate eggs.

Jesus, when my sister had her delivery last week (Barry in Tomato Van) he didn't realise she was the other side of the front door just about to open it, and she heard him drop something and say 'Fuck it'.
What would you say if you dropped a box on your foot?

She was most affronted by the way.
'that's the kind of behaviour you expect from other supermarkets' she said as she recounted the incident on the phone.

Thank you o merciful one. I doubted, now I have seen the light.

The light that glints off the gold wrapping of your symbol of your love for us - I shall worship as I unwrap the mighty Bunny of Peace and consume it in an ecstasy of fervour.

I had Prince in a Strawberry van once. Renember thinking at the time it should have been a Raspberry (beret) van.

The first names were the result of a competition to name the vans. (I entered but didn't win. Clearly don't spend enough with them!).

I have a good image in my head now of Prince in a purple suit and a clipboard.

I want Prince to deliver next!

Actually I think in light of all the variable names we have had with our lovely drivers we should expand the religious element to include everyone...

Although the gold, shimmering, gloriousness of the bunny shall forever hold forth as THE symbol forever Amen.

Sorry ladies . I beat you all hands down

Not only did I live with jesus . I also slept with Jesus

I have a son of Jesus . Infact have 2

My dc hate it if they asked who their father is because no one believes them

Are you Mary Magdelene?

And do you have a cabbage van?

Does your husband work for Ocado SoupDreggon?

No cabbage van . Jesus was a chef

I have to order from ocado.

Crying. Proper tears. Needed a laugh before trying to make Easter biscuits with a toddler......

Bet his father was diappointed he didn't follow him into the family timber business...

I had a delivery but no text 1st -have they got wind of this?

You need to add "text notifications" to your preferences.

Do you have text notifications turned on in your account profile? Maybe you will get one later, as Soupdragon received the text after Jesus had left.

This thread has had me crying tears of laughter.

Only have one Ocado text in my phone:

Josue in Onion Van!!!! How close can you get? Jesus, was that you in disguise?

Well I normally get a text!
Bet they are busy

Busy with the crucifixion probably.

Emmanana, normally when i drop a crate on my foot i say 'christ on a bike!'

I'm thinking i might need one of those bunnies of peace today.......

Anyway, i can't stay. Today's not really the best day for me, what with the crucifixion and all that. Painful memories.