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Why the Friggity Frig <GLARES> didn't anyone, not one of you, think

753 replies

Honeydragon · 27/02/2012 12:22

to tell me what a piece of piss Chicken and Sweetcorn soup is to make! It takes 5 minutes and costs fuck all. I have being buying this stuff you know? With ACTUAL money.

One idle google and 10 minutes later dd and I have a pan full for lunch, it's lovely.

It was bad enough finding out about cleaning washing machines, and Veet to unclog hairy plug holes.... and now you failed to tell me this Angry

Well you horrible lot, what else have you being holding out on, and keeping from me?????

OP posts:
SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 01/03/2012 18:37

Do you have ? Grin

TheOneWithTheHair · 01/03/2012 18:49

YES. I didn't until I saw that 1st picture after the vagine thread. I got to 50 seconds and that was because I was determined not to lift my hands. I had to cover the screen for the rest of the video. I just took quick peeks.

It actually affects my life in myriad ways that I am not yet prepared to admit. Even to myself. :(

garlicbutter · 01/03/2012 18:56

Dear god, TOWTH, do not look at any explanations of how Magic Erasers and e-cloths work!!! Shock

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stealthsquiggle · 01/03/2012 19:43

LOL at piece of Piss, Grimma. FWIW I have used Flexitol and I was kind of entirely kidding.

Why a "couple" of chemistry degrees? What was wrong with the first one. Blooming pure scientists [engineery grump]

PestoPenguin · 02/03/2012 07:48
TheOneWithTheHair · 02/03/2012 08:22

It's tragic really. :) I have ecloths and magic erasers. They are great so far.

Byeckerslike · 02/03/2012 08:26

Pesto, i assure you it doe work... Are you using a green banana and squishing it with your toes? Grin

GrimmaTheNome · 02/03/2012 08:47

Why a "couple" of chemistry degrees
One just ain't enough. I mean, its obvious from the way the rest of you blunder around with misapprehensions about the physical world ('magic' sponge FFS )

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TheGashlycrumbTinies · 02/03/2012 09:14

Re kettle descaling, you don't need the sachets, just pour in vinegar, about 1cm deep, and turn it on for 10 seconds, then leave it to cool and rinse out, ta da! Done :)

boldandbeautiful · 02/03/2012 09:25

bump

EnjoyResponsibly · 02/03/2012 09:33

My question is about the mould you get on the mastic sealant in the shower. I have scrubbed and scrubbed and scratched at it with my nails while I'm in the actual shower but it sees immovable.

Can it be gotten off without having to replace the sealant?

CuttedUpPear · 02/03/2012 10:58

And how do you get grouting clean? Ours has gone orangey from weird shampoo I guess

stealthsquiggle · 02/03/2012 11:03

mould cleaner is what you need.

HomeEcoGnomist · 02/03/2012 11:08

Cutted Up - if you're in a hard water area, the orange tinge will be limescale. I use Cilit Bang and an old toothbrush

tantrumsandballoons · 02/03/2012 11:09

You can buy a grouting pen from b&q ( then give it to DCs and tell them to colour in with it)

CuttedUpPear · 02/03/2012 11:18

I did used to get DD to clean the grouting, and very good she was at it too, but now she's gone orf to Uni without a thought to me and the grouting.
It has really built up now.
Glad to hear the orange tinge is limescale not my dodgy shampoo.

Don't really want to buy Clit Bang (sorry couldn't resist) as I am Eco. Can anyone recommend anything else that might work?

CuttedUpPear · 02/03/2012 11:19

Btw I tried those grouting pens and they just kind of tippexed over the top of the grouting and then it peeled off after a few months.

GrimmaTheNome · 02/03/2012 11:46

the orange tinge will be limescale
there is a pinky-orange mould too.

Bright yellow-orange if any of you use Selsun dandruff shampoo or similar.

kickassangel · 02/03/2012 12:15

So can anyone tell me how those laundry balls work? The ones that claim you don't need any detergent? Are they magic too?

DonkeyTeapot · 02/03/2012 12:16

That HG mould cleaner stuff thast StealthSquiggle linked is also available from B&Q - I think it's the MN mould cleaner if choice, it is brilliant. Not sure how eco-friendly it is though. (Probably not very.)

DonkeyTeapot · 02/03/2012 12:16

*OF choice

GrimmaTheNome · 02/03/2012 12:19

kickass - the question should be 'if' not 'how'. laundry balls.

stealthsquiggle · 02/03/2012 12:25

judging by the fumes it gives off, I would say the mould cleaner is unlikely to be very eco friendly, but it works and you don't have to use a huge amount of it [unrepentant]

GrimmaTheNome · 02/03/2012 12:28

whatever method you use is bound to be unfriendly to your mould's little ecosystem

HomeEcoGnomist · 02/03/2012 12:29

Grimma - I knew those things were just too good to be true!

CuttedUp - we try to be Eco too, but I think some stubborn things just need to be blasted then you can do 'maintenance' with lemons/vinegar/other handy magical household items