As the name suggests, I am sadly (but not that sadly) doing a shiney penguin....

[sadlydoingshineypenguins]

Quick potted history. With boyfriend 9 months. Not that serious but we had had the exclusive talk. Met on a dating site.

About a month ago had a feeling something wasn't right. Few nights he was supposed to be here and cancelled for dopey reasons that set my spidey sense tingling.

Looked on the dating site and lo and beholdy there is was, active, having logged in in the last 24 hours.

But I am not as stupid as he thinks I am.

I set up a profile called thisblokeliesandcheats (it's been taken down) with all his details except photo and spelled out what he'd done (thanks whoever that was who suggested that one) and I will probably do it again

At this point he's said he's coming here Thursday night to stop for the weekend (he doesn't work Friday)

BUT he has also arranged to meet "Anna" off the dating site at a lovely new restaurant for lunch on the Friday about an hour away from here (half an hour from his house)

Obviously, I am Anna.

So, how long do I keep this going. My teeth are itching I want to tell him so much

Am also a little upset, but I had nothing invested in the relationship, so my pride has taken a hit and I feel a bit of a mug but other than that am grand.

Excellent! And you updated just in time as I'm off for a bit

So proud of you, sadly. You rock. And that gobshite has a thoroughly miserable life evening ahead of him.

I did like (if I'm allowed to say this since it's about myself but) I did like the

"only the best and you're not it"

perfectly fine to like your own stuff - especially that, it is good

Well done you! Now change your name to HappilyI'mRidOfATossingBellend

Yip it's the same friend. She thinks he's a fuckcuntbastardknobbellend and he deserves all he got.

She also thinks MN is amazing she's been at work and hasn't seen this thread so she's coming round later and I will be showing her and twisting her arm up her back to join as AnnawhothefuckisAnna

I've laughed my head off reading this - good for you. You should be in a self-congratulatory buzz for days and days :o

He won't come around and see her there, will he?

This friend you'll be sitting out with: it couldn't possibly be the one who kindly donated the use of her face could it?

superb thread

Well done.

now you can get on and enjoy your real life and find a proper bloke who isn't a complete knobend.

Gah, x post...

Love it!!!! You ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

laughing out loud at the names (oh please get her to join as Annawhothefuckisanna!!)...its a little difficult to explain to my young kids

Just watch out for feeling sad later, but well done.

Yay! v good.
but now what I do?

Yay - Go Sadly! Nice work. You have yourself a lovely evening with your friend. Hugs & wine all round!

forgot a 'do' in my post
and a for you.

Yes it's the same friend but he won't see the back garden from the front of the house and I intend to just keep him on the doorstep I'm not going to let him in.

Or alternatively when he arrives she can leg it up stairs. He'll see the car though, and I'll be able to say I have a friend round for company and I can't discuss anything with her here.

Maybe we should meet at hers tonight rather than here?

Well done Sadly!

Keep us posted on how he handles this, and how you are doing yourself.

Might be better. Let him stew.

I dare you to suggest he tries the dating website again - watch him squirm

Mostly I just feel stupid that I got taken in by Bellend boy and wasted my time on him. And that he thought I was so stupid that I would be and I bet he would regret underestimating me if he knew what the hive mind of the nest of vipers had put him through.

If he knew it wasn't Anna I mean

not explaining myself very well

Yay Go sadly

You have done brilliantly.

Also might be good to let him glimpse your friend and wonder ... But be unable to ask!