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"Message deleted by Mumsnet"

438 replies

TrilllianAstra · 28/06/2011 13:00

Much as I love to do it....

Do you think you should get Tech to write a little script that makes it so that any time anyone tries to write a post saying

Message deleted by Mumsnet

it should be altered to say

Message deleted by Mumsnet (not really, they just wrote that)

OP posts:
WorkingItOutAsIGo · 28/06/2011 13:02

Message deleted by Mumsnet.

Mamaz0n · 28/06/2011 13:03

message deleted by irritating fucker

TrilllianAstra · 28/06/2011 13:04

I think it takes longer than 2 minutes to implement something like this Working! :o

OP posts:
TheMagnificentBathykolpian · 28/06/2011 13:05

Cue 1000 "message derailed by mumsnet" / "message disturbed by bumsex" "message deleted by aliens" posts Grin

nenevomito · 28/06/2011 13:05

I've always wondered if they could get a little creative when they do delete.

Message deleted as poster was a cow.

Message deleted due to happy slapping.

Message deleted because someone can dish it but can't take it.

Message deleted due to poor grammar.

Message deleted by someone who has better thing to do with their time, so grow up will you ladies and be nice!

TrilllianAstra · 28/06/2011 13:06

Message deleted while my tea is going cold so FFS behave yourselves for five minutes!

OP posts:
nenevomito · 28/06/2011 13:06

Message deleted and before you post again later down the thread asking why it was deleted you bloody well know why!

nickelbabe · 28/06/2011 13:08

I agree, actually.
because it's sometimes just someone takign the piss.

ooh!
maybe MNTech could paint the box blue when they delete a post, and put the Message deleted by Mumsnet, so then we will know it's genuine.

AntonDuBurk · 28/06/2011 13:08

Mumsnetter defeated by Mumsnet

AntonDuBurk · 28/06/2011 13:09

Not blue nickelbabe. Red!

MmeLindor. · 28/06/2011 13:09

yy to more specific explanations. Grammar one would be good.

Message deleted for use of text speak

Message deleted because OP was obviously being U and not admitting it

Message deleted because Tech is grouchy today

Honeydragon · 28/06/2011 13:09

TheMagnificentBathykolpian

ooooh ooooh ooooh can we do that please, Trills let us try and get to a 1000 posts purely with deletion messages. Pleeeeeease! Grin

TrilllianAstra · 28/06/2011 13:09

because it's sometimes just someone takign the piss.

Yes. Like me. I love to do it. But it's naughty.

OP posts:
Honeydragon · 28/06/2011 13:10

Message deleted because MNHQ don't belive in Zombies

nickelbabe · 28/06/2011 13:11

I would prefer it when you quote me, if you could correct my typing errors.
thanks Grin

Honeydragon · 28/06/2011 13:11

But colour coding won't be as funny Sad

TrilllianAstra · 28/06/2011 13:12

I just c&p. Shall I add in [sic] to show that they are your personal typing errors and not mine Wink

OP posts:
Honeydragon · 28/06/2011 13:12

Message deleted by Netmums hun

WorkingItOutAsIGo · 28/06/2011 13:12

Message deleted by Mumsnet (Tech here to serve all your needs).

Honeydragon · 28/06/2011 13:13

Message deleted by the Con Dems - we've taken over your website

TheMagnificentBathykolpian · 28/06/2011 13:13

Honey, that would be fun, wouldn't it?

Suspect folks would run out of ideas after 50 or so posts though Grin

message desiccated like coconut

Honeydragon · 28/06/2011 13:14

Rubbish this is Mumsnet we can spout all kinds of crap.....and then Justine publishes it

SybilBeddows · 28/06/2011 13:15

Message deleted by the patriarchy

(that's just for the feminism topic)

RafaNadalIsMyLoveSlave · 28/06/2011 13:18

Message deleted because I said so.

justaboutWILLfinishherthesis · 28/06/2011 13:20

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.