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Hbouquet · 05/10/2010 11:05

THIS MUMSNET WEBSITE IS THE BIGGEST GATHERING OF VULGAR, CLASS OBSESSED, SELFISH, INSECURE, VILE EXCUSES FOR PEOPLE, I PITY YOUR CHILDREN.

LISTEN TO YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT CHILD ALLOWANCE, £44,000 IS STILL WAY TOO HIGH!!, HAVE YOU NOT SPARED A THOUGHT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTUALLY IN REAL POVERTY?, WHO REALLY NEED STATE HELP....NO, YOU JUST DRIVE PAST IN YOUR 4X4'S WITH YOUR SPOILT, OBESE, ALLERGY RIDDEN SMUG KIDS ON THE WAY TO GET YOUR CHAI LATTE AND M&S PANINI FOR LUNCH, IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THE BLINKERED IGNORANCE AND SELFISHNESS OF MODERN DAY WOMEN IN ENGLAND, LIVING YOUR ENCLAVE LIKE LIFESTYLE, TOTALLY DETACHED FROM HUMANITY, INSECURE 'IM ALRIGHT JACK' MENTALITY, BITCHY, SCHEMING, CLASS OBSESSED, MATERIAL OBSESSED, YOU REALLY MAKE ME SICK TO THE CORE, THE LOT OF YOU.

JUST LOOK AT THE FACES OF THE PEOPLE WHO RUN THIS WEBSITE, LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR, DO YOU SEE LOVE AND HUMAN WARMTH?......NO, YOU SEE CONTORTED, COLD, MEAN, MISERLY FACES, EYES AND MOUTH SCREWED UP, FALSE LOOKING CONTRIVED EXPRESSIONS, A LOOK WHICH SHOWS THESE PEOPLE FOR WHO THEY REALLY ARE, SELF LOATHING, UNHAPPY, INSECURE WORST OF THE WORST, LIFES REAL LOOSERS.

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ApocalypseCheese · 05/10/2010 16:45

Shock Reading that made my eyeballs bleed.

StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 05/10/2010 16:45

I LOVE YOU BEERTRICKS - I REALLY REALLY LOVE YOU - WE WILL ALWAYS BE FRIENDS AND GO TO EACHOTHERS CHILDRENS' WEDDINGS AND I WILL MAKE YOU CUPCAKES AND KNIT YOU A SCARF AND EVERYTHING. THIS SPOTTY OIK WILL NEVER TEAR US APART - BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!!!

StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 05/10/2010 16:47

I'm sorry, I am clearly enjoying this all far too much, and will prise myself away from the keyboard and go and cook tea for the family. Macaroni cheese (cauliflower cheese for me) with bits of grilled gammon mixed in, in case anyone is wondering!

bathbuns · 05/10/2010 16:48

This thread is like winding a baby. Patting it on the back encouragingly with LOTS OF SHOUTING in the hope that it will do another great big burp of CROSS ANGRY WORDS ALL OVER THE COMPUTER SCREEN.

Good op, keep going.

BeerTricksPotter · 05/10/2010 16:52

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Dartsonwednesdays · 05/10/2010 16:53

I have just got home and read this. I haven't had such a good laugh for ages. Brilliant!

OP, please come back! I want to see if you managed to exhaust your vocabulary yet! Grin

PosieParker · 05/10/2010 16:53

YOU JUST DRIVE PAST IN YOUR 4X4'S

Renault Espace

WITH YOUR SPOILT
Nice actually

OBESE
Actually quite fit due to healthy diets and exercise

ALLERGY RIDDEN SMUG KIDS
No allergies

ON THE WAY TO GET YOUR CHAI LATTE
Vendi Mocha, thanks for the offer

AND M&S PANINI FOR LUNCH
Erm homemade or Waitrose

Got to be a Sun/Daily Mail reading man.

StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 05/10/2010 16:53
Alouiseg · 05/10/2010 16:56

My allergy ridden family couldn't cope with a panini (gluten) or Chai Latte (dairy) my poor dog has skin allergies too.

At least I can tell the silly Doctors (and vet) that it's all down to my 4x4 habit.

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Secretwishescometrue · 05/10/2010 17:03

Ah dear you need a hug really dont you? Thats what's this is really about isn't it??

BeerTricksPotter · 05/10/2010 17:05

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FellatioNelson · 05/10/2010 17:05

I see we've upped the anti and are all shouting in bold now!

(not me, obviously - but that's just because I can't be bothered with all those asterisks.)

loopyloops · 05/10/2010 17:07

Can I have a cupcake please? You're making me hungry.

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funtimewincies · 05/10/2010 17:08

Have a custard cream to dunk Grin.

loopyloops · 05/10/2010 17:08

And staying, give fellatio one too! Wink

Littlefish · 05/10/2010 17:09

Please, please let this thread go into Classics.

loopyloops · 05/10/2010 17:10

Umm, that's a bit SPOILT, MEAN and MISERLY isn't it? And you don't want to get OBESE do you?

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loopyloops · 05/10/2010 17:12

Well, a little bit of LOVE AND HUMAN WARMTH wouldn't go amiss.