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Worst behaviour seen at a wedding. :)

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anyabanya · 23/07/2010 17:32

... Inspired by a thread in AIBU. (But not a thread about a thread. )

what is the worst behaviour you have seen/witnessed/heard of at a wedding?

A couple I have heard of.... Groom's mother turns up dressed in her own wedding dress and carrying a bouquet.

Another one.... during wedding speeches, Grooms mother gets up and welcomes her DIL into the family by stating 'Remeber. He will never love you as much as he loves me'.

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sockmonkey · 27/07/2010 10:40

Mine very dull,
DSS can be heard shouting "Grandad I need a poo" on wedding reception video.
SIL wore a very see through dress (and a lovely lacey thong) cue lots of sniggers and eyes on stalks from male family members and guests.

edam · 27/07/2010 10:44

Aw dss sounds lovely! Dh's niece joined in with our vows - when we said the 'I edam middle name take thee, dhname middle name' she announced 'me Amber Louise'. And then invited everyone back to her house for tea. Which would have been nice, except it was 200 miles away.

We thought it was very sweet. She was two, she had been taught to say her name and she thought it was her cue!

ds was appalled at my sister's wedding last year when it got to 'you may kiss the bride'. He said 'YUCK' quite loudly only fortunately my sister and BIL were too busy to notice!

deanwinchesterismine · 27/07/2010 14:22

During our first dance on a highly polished dancefloor an elderly friend of DH's family was taking photos, moved to get a better view and did the most spectacular comedy fall. Arms and legs flailing, she also managed to take one of my bridesmaids down with her. Who ended up sitting on elderly friend's face...

Wedding video shows me trying to go and help in middle of dance and new DH holding on for grim death. We'd been for dance lessons and there was no way he was wasting them

Luckily no-one was hurt and it's still the most memorable part of my wedding!

Lexilicious · 27/07/2010 19:27

I had exactly the same as Midge25 with the invite RSVP dietary requirements. My fiance's brother and quite strange wife returned theirs with 'turn down service on arrival. Vintage champagne only. Organic, corn-fed chicken only.' etc etc. And another random family friend from his side claimed a 'severe intolerance' to garlic. Not caring knowing whether it's possible to be "severely" intolerant and to only one member of the onion family, we did actually tell the hotel about it, but didn't mandate that they made one of the buffet options deliberately less tasty for everyone else, just for this person's benefit. Nobody collapsed with anaphylactic shock as far as I know.

The story I was going to tell is quite tame really. Speeches. My dad's was lovely, very nice about me and gently complimentary to DH and having got to know his parents over the preceding months etc. Then DH stood up. Weeks before, he had asked me what his speech had to include (etiquette wise) and I'd given him the list of thank-yous, with names where he wouldn't necessarily know them (eg the florist who was the fiance of a friend of mine from work). He then wrote his speech and password-protected the file so I couldn't look at it. Oh and he set up so he'd get notified that I tried!!

Anyway, obviously on the day before the wedding he had forgotten the password. So the actual speech was a long good-natured rambling blah with a load of magnanimous hand-waving and thanking people randomly, and "oh, I'm supposed to thank so and so" and "somewhere over there the florist, yeah, nice flowers". I was trying to smile but hissing at him to get on with it or shut up. Part of the speech was going to be me going to a few individuals with little gifts and when it had just got unbearable I stood up, grabbed the bag of gifts and smile-glared at him while dangling a gift over his parents' heads. Excruciating.

Still, no-one got punched.

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Victoria1984 · 27/07/2010 21:44

Here is my wedding horror story all from my sis wedding (it was eventful even before the day is self).

She is a bit of a loon and became a bridezilla she had me book and research potential reception locations etc (I live 5000 miles away!)
4 weeks before I travel to help with last min plans. 1st wkend she throws 2 boxes, a shoe and a big picture frame at me I don't know how I stopped myself getting on a plane and leaving right then.
Last min preparation included writing all invites (keeping track of who was invited to what - it was my fault when she had 15 more guests then expected), sort out problems with her wedding dress, photographer, pricing for the venue, flowers and bridesmaid dresses.

2 weeks before FOG is rushed to intensive care (luckily he made the wedding).
2 days before the wedding half of the invites fall out of the grooms car! He'd lied about sending them!
Day 1 of the wedding was very religious and in a temple (LDS) as none of the brides family are LDS we all milled about outside the sealing room.
GM's had to be told to stay in the bathroom as they found the religious element hilarious and were giggling like school girls.
DP was outside waiting for other sisters to show them where to wait, only to over hear MOG telling her friends/family how she had paid for the flowers (its worth noting the first thing she said to sis and her DH when they announced engagement was "you know your family pay for everything" she then proceeded to try and convince my sister to give her several $1000 so she could plan the wedding for her!).
MOG also produced buttonholes for all guests without telling sis or her DS (they were ugly).
I refused to wear one and smuggled my other sisters past so we are the only people not wearing them in the pics (other then the B&G).
MOG also had her daughter all dress in white and blue so it appears there are 2 sets of bridesmaids in all the pics.
My DP was dispatched onto the church hall after the pictures with $1000 to pay the caters for the evening do. It took him over 3 hours to get there (I'd written down the directions for a different LDS church whoops!). Was concerned he done a bunk and gone to the casino instead (this all happened in Vegas).

Day 2, engagement ring disappeared 10 mins before the ceremony (the people at the venue stole it and replaced it as we were leaving).
FOB was in charge of the music and had printed different lyrics for the songs then the ones he played, so we could sing about 2/3 of each hymn (we all thought was hilarious MOG looked very angry).
Finally I found a pube in a ball of soft cheese (I was only eating the cheese and crackers after searching for the missing engagement ring and releasing how filthy the venue was - mice dropping in sofas, numerous traps and dead roaches).

This was 4 months ago, it brings we out in a cold sweat to think of it, sharing it has been very therapeutic.

NewDKmum · 27/07/2010 23:31

These are so funny

Here are some from my wedding day:

The reception and evening do was to be held in my parents' garden. Lots of work with putting up marquees etc. the days before. On the night before the wedding there was torrential rain, so when I woke up on my wedding morning, most of the tents were on the ground and soaking wet.

Everything got put back together, the tables set and flower arrangements put on the tables. Later in the morning someone pointed out that hordes of ants were on their way up the table legs and all over the tables (the flower arrangements were made with various fruit as well). At this stage I just stressed that someone sort it out please and left. Suppose lots of poison was used .

My sister came back from the hairdresser in tears because she didn't like her do and makeup. Insisted that the makeupartist who was booked for me sorted her out as she couldn't go out like that. To be fair she did pull one of DH's friends at the wedding and they are now married with two DC...

NewDKmum · 27/07/2010 23:33

Oh, and at a Moroccan wedding DH and I went to we had just sat down for dinner (in the garden) when a large onion came flying over the garden fence and hit someone at our table in the face. Bizarre.

RunawayWife · 28/07/2010 10:57

NewDKmum I just spat dring over my keyboard reading that when will I learn never read MN when eating/drinking

NewDKmum · 28/07/2010 18:29

Hope your keyboard survived, Runawaywife!

NewDKmum · 28/07/2010 18:31

On second thought, I suppose it did, otherwise you wouldn't have been able to post, now would you

addictedisgettingexcited · 28/07/2010 19:05

victoria, i was just reading through all these thinking how funny they were and how you wouldnt get any of it at an LDS wedding as they are quite tame! shows you what i know!

the worst thing to happen at my wedding was the ushers not letting me in to the church! dh was inside waiting i was out side waiting but the people doing a reading and a prayer werent there and the ushers wanted to wait for them to arrive. despite dh telling them we werent going to wait, me telling them we werent going to wait, my dad telling them we werent going to wait and the bishop coming out to ask me if everything was ok and why we were waiting! (we were on a very tight schedual and didnt have time to wait around for people to arrive!)

KickButtowski · 28/07/2010 21:08

When my db and SIL were married in a very formal posh Catholic do we noticed that one family friend who is a bit of a loon had not turned up. Service got underway and we hope he would slip in undetected.

Well, 5 minutes or so in, all eyes were forward and all was calm when we heard the heavy church door slam open, thunderous footsteps and the loud exclaim "Jesus Fucking Christ I went to the wrong church"

Nobody said a word and the elderly priest just carried on but everyone EVERYONE heard him clear as a bell.

This is in my top 5 funniest moments of my life ever. Me and dh were sort of silently whimpering trying not to laugh out loud or catch anyone's eye.

CaptainNancy · 28/07/2010 22:04

Lexilicious - I actually have a severe intolerance of garlic- it's a nightmare as garlic is soooo yummy... and DH is French...

sockmonkey · 29/07/2010 09:29

NewDKmum - That is so bizzare!

RunawayWife · 29/07/2010 11:53

My boss is getting married in September and I have had the most fun telling him about things on this thread

RunawayWife · 29/07/2010 19:52

oh no I killed it

RunawayWife · 30/07/2010 14:58

Gives thread kiss of life!

sockmonkey · 30/07/2010 16:03

bump!

zoelikesjam · 30/07/2010 16:12

Despite all the mayhem and things going wrong i had THE most amazing day :D

Most of these are more disasters than behaviour, but there was some behaviour that pissed me the hell off!

First off, the bridesmaid dresses....
Ordered custom made dresses from a hong kong seller off ebay,
She messed me around so much with sizes, and after sending her the meassurements several times she insisted i had normal size dresses(so size 8 10 12 etc)
I needed custom dresses as two of my maids are heavy uptop, etc so i canceled and had a right game getting back my 400quid!

Then choose an english seller and ordered the dresses....they came and they were HORRENDOUS! Far to short(verging on hooker style!) didnt fit, either too tight or too loose, etc etc. I was so upset(2 weeks to go) and now have to take the women to small claims court for my £450 back as she deliberatly sent the dresses on the 31st day so paypal wouldnt help :O

so brides be very aware of ebay sellers!
Thankfully my wonderful sister went out and found five perfect dresses!

My wedding dress was ordered in febuary(wedding was two weeks ago) and i was promised it would be here 28 days before the wedding so we could do any alterations...it arrived 6 days before the wedding, despite me phoning the shop constantly and just getting voicemail untill i gave up and drove 45mins to the shop and demanded my dress!
We had five days of hunting around to find a dressmaker who would alter it...no one would or could! I went out and brought higher heeled shoes and a huge hope lol.

The wedding....Hmmmm
My eldest daughter, age 5, was so tired(stayed up till 1am talking to my sisters who had flew in from australia) she had the most obscene temper tantrums and wouldnt have her hair done or get into her dress...I've never seen her so vile, and ended up in a stress screaching at her

'if you dont buck your ideas up and get bloody ready you will NOT be a BM and spend the whole day in your room ALONE'

She spent the first part of the day refusing to smile for the photographer. I am still hoping my videographer(friend) does NOT put me freaking out at DD1.

I had my nails done the night before whilst chilling and whilst having my hair done each one pinged off! Spent from 1pm to 2pm in a local nail salon having them done properly, the wedding was at 3pm!!

DH's niece who was desperatly trying to be centre of attention(as always, and was helped by MIL) had gone through refusing to wear the dress, asking nanny to put extra things on her dress, refused to wear matching jewlery etc...I snapped and said she does what i want or shes not a BM.
On the day my sister was doing all our hair, and i'd already had an semi argument with my two younger sisters who wanted to wear their hair down, but then relented and agreed. MIL had DD2(18months) the night before, and was in charge of looking after her during the getting ready and was sposed to be arriving at 10am with DD2 and DH'Niece. She turned up at 2pm, dumped DD2(that sounds so mean but we physically couldnt get ready with an 18month old running round) Amelia had her dress on, but hair wasnt done, no socks, shoes or hair band thingy...and no one could locate said items.
Niece had been taken to a hairdressers and had her hair done DOWN....I flipped as i then had sisters shouting at me,

why does she get to wear it down and we cant?!

I was soooooooo angry with MIL.

Whilst all this was happening DH had made a discovery of his own. The suits we hired from moss bros(name and shame) out of the 7 we hired, three of the shirts we're the wrong size so DH had to go hunting for cravat compatable shirts on the morning of the wedding!

The music CD's we made for guests arriving/waiting, walking down isle, signing reg etc wouldn't work on the CD player! Cue mega panick(thankfully i wasnt told) until the wonderful wedding co-ordinator realised she could play the on her laptop!
Oh and the wedding ring didnt fit me, so while i had my nails done Step dad had them resized!

The ceremony was beautiful, and as the registra introduced herself and started etc, our DD2 decieded she didnt want to sit still, so the registra said

its ok let her run about if she wants

soon as nana let her go she ran straight up to me and daddy, and sat on daddy's lap throughout the whole thing...then when he put her down so we could stand up and say our vows she stood there just staring at us then when we kisses she clapped her hands and shouted

'meme lubs dada' (she calls me meme instead of mommy lol, and lubs is her love)

We were all in stitches and i was so gratful she was entertaining and funny cus i was on the verge of tears!

Meal was beautiful, then the speaches!
Dads was lovely and made me cry, DH's was amazing and i was in tears by the end of it snuggled into my daddys shoulder lol

Best man....GRRR
He was DH's cousin...didnt organise DH a stag do and no help with the wedding, and then his speach. I could have kicked him
It consisted of mainly

'Um, yea, thanks for coming, urm zoes brother phoned from afganistan this morning to send his love, urm zoes other brother called from califormia to send his love, urm(opened my wedding cards the bastard) sew'n'sew sends his love, and sew'n'sew send their love(people who were at the sodding wedding, not people who couldnt make it!)
urm so yea, cheers'

When he was finished and we were all talking amongst ourselves, best mans wife stormed over, grabbed his collar, dragged him into the corner and gave him the biggest bollocking ever, for not writting his speach and for being a crap best man...it was hilarious

Everything else went good, then as the party was ending and there was about 10 of us left, all fairly young, my baby brother started throwing sweets at my mates, so the lads deceided it would be hilarious to continue.
The door men who had been fantastic all day, stormed over grabbed my brother by his shoulders, shock him and bellowed in his ear,

'do that again sonny and you'll have me to deal with'

My brother is 14....I was SOOOO furious i spent the next 15mins making a formal complaint to the hotel. They really upset me as once they had attacked my brother, they both stood at the 2nd entrance and just stared at us for about 20mins, untill i asked the hotel to tell em to bugger off. Made me feel really uncomfortable.
Oh, then some of my other guests got compleatly hammers and were doing gamboles(forward rolls) up and down the hallways until the hotel threatened to kick em out!

Brilliant day hehe

RunawayWife · 31/07/2010 09:59

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RunawayWife · 02/08/2010 21:33

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anyabanya · 07/08/2010 00:38

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superdragonmama · 07/08/2010 01:22

Such a funny thread Grin

My grandma didn't like my aunt's choice of man so turned up wearing head to toe black plus a veil, and cried copiously throughout the whole day.

At my ex SIL's wedding my ex FIL's 45 minute speech (yawn, yawn) included a back catalogue of all her past boyfriends, several of whom were at the wedding, listing their myriad faults. Cringeworthy but hilarious. He didn't mention the groom once.

Two very short marriages I've been to. One was a large Irish wedding. Bride's brother had a tattoo round his neck which was a dotted line with the words 'cut here' written along the line - he was a bit scary tbh. Wedding itself was ok, but at reception everyone got more and more properly drunk, and then this bro caught the groom shagging the head bridesmaid in the car park outside the pub - romantic, eh? Huge fight ensued, police turned up, etc

Worst one EVER was at the reception of one DH's mates. The groom got very drunk and announced, very loudly, to his equally pissed mates, so that everyone heard, that the best shag he'd ever had was with a sheep Shock Exit sobbing Bride left. . . .

anyabanya · 15/08/2010 17:31

2kids2dogsandahorse, that soubnds remarkably like our wedding, where the ex turned up and made a fuss, despite hving left Dh 6 years (note, 6 years) earlier for another man. (3 men were cited in their divorce. Can you tell i am bitter?)

I did not know about it until the next day, as thank Christ people located her and took her away.

She also sent poison pen letters to DH's boss two days before our wedding accusing him of adultery (not true).

And we have a DS now, just 6 weeks old, and she has sent poison pen letters to us saying she will report us to social services as DH is too old and I am a visa bride.

Joy, oh joy.

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