Do y` ever wonder what it would be like to give birth on the shag pile?

[triplets]

Do y`?

Sod the relatives - arseholes fools. Are you a long way from the awful plane crash? I thought of you straight away when they said Kent

Ants at this time of the year? I dont drive either and that makes me feel so useless now when I should. Passed my test first time in 87 and hated it, terrified. Just feel as though I have no confidence, now I shall have to rely on lifts to school, hospital etc. Feel so useless myself. Just been doing what I know I shouldnt, reading up about secondaries, but I am a bugger for wanting to know the facts!

This many ants only live in Spain or Greece. Not in bloody freezing cold Bolton. We probably brought them home in our cases in October!! I need to drag this desk out of the alcove tommorow - bet there is a kebab under it!!!!!!!!!

Yes trips - at this time of year. Since we started paying our council tax in full and on time we have had loads. Baliffs are better than ants.............what can I do to help you??????????????

No, we are a long way from Biggin Hill, thank goodness. Awful wasnt it? Realy cross tonight as we are watching Id do anything! Taped last nights, watched it tonight but didn`t know it was on again tonight so missed it!

Shabs you help me more than words can say, can you imagine how it would be if like now I just couldn`t sit here and talk to you?

I would give my right arm to be Nancy - Umpah pah Umpah pah thats how it goes!! You need a full skirt to do that song and dance. Me and my playground friends call that kind of skirt - a cockney skirt!! Yes, we are mentally ill

We saw Oliver in the West End about 3 times in 1978 when we had the pub in Stanmore, Middlesex. They are just the greatest songs of all times.

There's a little ditty, they're singing in the city........................

Do you know who was voted out last night?

Thank you Anne - aw I said it...........I have to backspace every time I speak to you on here and write Trips. Close your eyes and ears everyone....there's only us here tho Trips.

I am wrapping my chubby short arms around you and giving you a hug. I love you so much my darling - have a glass of cider apple juice. OMG I think I am an alcofrolik

It was a woman with a short blonde/fair bob but I dont know her name. She seemed a little older than the others and sang like a good 'un when they chucked her out. Will find out her name and let you know.

Talking of arms has reminded me of my 50th b/day present from my friends. They al clubbed together and gave me a voucher for spa treatment. I had Lizzie, a beautiful girl from Kerala in India, she was massaging my arms and told me I had lucky arms!! Lucky?

Just put teletext on - she was called Amy

Yes lucky cause they are long and slender....unlike my pigging bingo wings. I am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo overweight....I dont care.

Oh thanks, I love the beautiful dark girl with the huge eyes, so charismatic, also Jess from Ireland.

What do you reckon on me and thee doing the 1000 messages??? That would throw them all wouldn't it?

I am over weight too, would like to lose about 20lbs, only get away with it because of my great height!

that is spooky cos I just noticed how many messages there were and thought we might finish this! aagghhhhhh!

Umpah pah is the best song in the whole musical.

Toms year did an assembly last year all about the songs from Oliver (yes because it is a very religious topic ) my friend Jo and I sat quietly, at first, with all the other mums.

By the time they got to Umpah pah we were banging our feet on the floor, swishing our skirts and singing full blast. Tom was like this and

Is Derk in yet? We should get to bed, soon be time for school, is Tomster back tomorrow?

I cant get away with anything cause of my great height - all 4ft 11ins of it. Gonna take a pic of our Cath Geldard pic on my digital camera and put it on here!! Ha Ha - its like the opening to the old serial tv prog - Land of the Giants. Remember that?

Yes thank God Tomster is back tommorow - he is still wide awake FGS! I think it is possible that my entire family are all on drugs - uppers - nobody bloody sleeps in this house

I was thinking about Cath today, and Dave

I know what you mean love - there life was quite like ours - like a freefall parachute that dosen't open

Only 25 posts to go - should we have a try. Maybe one word posts for the next few mins???

Just got to keep telling myself that H is very strong, he cannot leave me!