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snorris · 11/03/2008 21:56

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Rubyrubyruby · 17/03/2008 22:38

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shaztwins1 · 17/03/2008 22:42

sorry some of u are having a v rough time at the mo i hope everything works out fine,

im bloody shattered shabs lmao kids were all up at 6.30 am swines
its not so bad when dh is here i can sneak off for a snooze quick tidy no such luck when hes away

shaztwins1 · 17/03/2008 22:43

ruby ask away hun im no shy retiring wall flower !!!!
honestly dont mind id tell ya to sod off not be nosey if i was offended

shabster · 17/03/2008 22:43

frumpy - as my tomster would say - you are cool

Great advice - now I need you!!

Just gone into the kitchen picked up the bottle of meths apple juice, unscrewed the lid (I typed lad then ) and dropped the plastic bottle. Its like the grand prix and Lewis Hamilton with his bottle of fizz in my kitchen!! Thought about lapping it up but then realised how mucky my floor is. Im like the alky I always suspected I was

shaztwins1 · 17/03/2008 22:45

lmao shabs i can just picture u now on all fours with your scarf on your head like your piccie

frumpygrumpy · 17/03/2008 22:46

My DD1 woke at 4am with a sore neck and a high temp. I searched for rashes but none to be found. I fell into bed knowing she would not go to school.......

I woke at 7.40am (we ususally leave at 8am)with her standing beside my bed, fully dressed saying "I'm all ready mama, can I have breakfast" I jumped out of bed like my arse had been bitten by a large snake and ran around like a speeded up film. At 4am, I had mentally cancelled my trip to the hairdresser, trip to the dentist etc etc. I would have got up at 6.30 if I'd thought for a minute she would go to school.

Made it to all the appointments (hated every minute of my day because it was arse over tit in my head and I couldn't relax) and when I picked DD1 up from school she was miserable and was struggling to find the energy to walk. She'd been feeling crap all day and had told the teacher who said she'd probably feel better after some lunch and then never followed up on that.......

Poor wee soul. She has a high temp tonight and aches. I'm off to bed to prepare for my broken night. Tis my third week of illness. But the vomitting has stopped.

I blame Momma too I think it was her that opened the windows........

OOoooooh I can't blame Momma. She hoovers. And she brought the shagpile. And she might cook an exclusion diet for me. And she looks like the sort of woman that has no upper lip hair naturally.

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shabster · 17/03/2008 22:50

Rubester - I shouted for them - Newton, Ridley where are you - nothing! Think they are out chasing rats in the back alley!!

It smells like the Rovers Return in our kitchen

Frumpster - You are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny

frumpygrumpy · 17/03/2008 22:50

Shabs, it its fizzy then it will work into the ingrained dirt and a heavenly clean floor will emerge. Think along the lines of soaking a grotty copper (coin not policeperson) in Coke .

frumpygrumpy · 17/03/2008 22:52

PMSL you say I'm funny. I don't mean to be. I really, really, mean everything i say

shabster · 17/03/2008 22:52

Excellent idea frumpster - Good advice as always

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frumpygrumpy · 17/03/2008 22:55

Y'know the mad scientist man in Back to the Future. That is me

shaztwins1 · 17/03/2008 22:55

lol fg come spill some in my house shabs my kitchen could do with a good clean too

ywannnnnn omg im soooo tired dont think that snooze has done me any good at all

shabster · 17/03/2008 22:57

Just got a text from my lovley friend Jo. According to her (and I do think she is lying) I spent the latter part of last night with two bananas up my top (to look like big pokey out bobos) singing 'young hearts run free, never be hung up, hung up like my man and me' I deny all these allegations

Her sister has a new chap, who is only 23, I have knickers older than him. He made the fatal mistake of saying how much he liked older women she said he had almost wet himself cause of the bananas!!! Im laying low tonight - he kept saying 'OMG you dont look 51' - but he did have a rather beautiful labrador and a white stick under the table.

frumpygrumpy · 17/03/2008 22:58

I don't need to spill. I can dribble it straight from my mouth as I try to drink and talk at the same time. Shabs, spread the contents of your Tena Lady box on the fizz and in the morning, voila!, a floor as clean as.......as........as a sticky floor!

frumpygrumpy · 17/03/2008 23:00

You wouldn't thrust your bobos in the face of pressurise a man with a white stick would you?

frumpygrumpy · 17/03/2008 23:01

p.s. the dentist told me I had fabulous gums. I'd like to feel happier about that.

shabster · 17/03/2008 23:01

frumpster - He started it

I even shared my bombay mix with him - I think!!

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shabster · 17/03/2008 23:05

Just got another text from the mighty Joster. According to her, but she is a pathalogical liar - he said its the best night he has had for ages 'I never touched him your honour'

At one point, she said, I did make full reference to the fact that I have knickers older than him!!

Think I will change my name on here to Mrs Robinson xx

piximon · 17/03/2008 23:06

Does anyone want my DT2? He's been chattering away in his cot for an hour now, admittedly it's better he does it now rather than his usual 2am rambling but still....How DT1 manages to sleep through his noise every night I don't know. Somewhere I have the solve the sleep problems book, now I just need someone to find it for me, read it for me and solve the problem for me.

FG, I kind of like the idea of you and Mars clearing out my old house, I did leave loads of booze and there's some Staffordshire oatcakes in the freezer for your fry up the next morning. There's nothing really that anyone can do for me, but thanks for offering. It's just good to be able to talk to you all again, don't feel quite so lonely.

shabster · 17/03/2008 23:14

Pixie - tom has been looking through your photos (he is infatuated with mumsnet especially Tigs )

He lurves your twins - so Im sure if you put them on ebay he would be bidding for them

As soon as I hear him on the computer going 'awwww awwww look at these babies' I know exactly what site he is on

piximon · 17/03/2008 23:19

Lol shabby, he needn't bid, there are no other takers so shall I courier or will he collect? Quick before he changes his mind.

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