D'y ever wonder how quickly we can fill this thread?

[snorris]

Ooops, I meant which other ways Pazza, which other ways.

fg that's a proper Sunday plan

OK time to update you on my Tesco man this morning.

Height - approx 6ft 4
Hair - dark
Facial hair - 3 day stubble
Weight - approx 28 stone

Plus DS1 took off his trousers and nappy and paraded round showing his willy while Tesco man was bringing shopping in . And I had my MN mate here too . DS1 has never managed to remove his trousers or nappy before.

All in all an experience I would like to forget.

Egg - so it wasn't Johnny Depp then? you are giving me a Braxton Hicks

fg - sticking feathers up your ass doesn't make you a chicken

Egg - so it wasn't Johnny Depp then? you are giving me a Braxton Hicks

fg - sticking feathers up your ass doesn't make you a chicken

Egg, my son borrowed my moby to take some 'photos' Gave me the phone back and when I went to see what 'lovely' pictures he had taken I found a couple of 'willy' shots thrown in for good measure, a photo of one bum cheek (which one of the triplets I am not sure) and a picture of me standing at the bottom of the stairs shouting at him to give me my moby back

The photos I shall be keeping for his 18th

Pazza

I was kinda thinking of those elegant laydees who hold two very large feather things wearing nothing teeny bikinis and dance behind them ocassionally giving little glimpses of thigh and cleavage.

But if you want to stick feather up you arse......darling we're all friends here and if you get a tickle we'll all rally round with the mop

Egg - so it wasn't Johnny Depp then? you are giving me a Braxton Hicks

fg - sticking feathers up your ass doesn't make you a chicken

Somehow I don't Pazza feels listened to! PMSL

Somehow I don't think Pazza feels listened to.

I am obviously not gifted at posting

[my broadband has been having a tantrum all afternoon]

god I cant find a link for that fish pie anywhere Mars, but basically its the same as any other, white fish, prawns (I use some smoked haddock as well), a white sauce, two chopped up hard boiled eggs, some lemon juice and some chopped up capers and soem parsley, topped with mashed potato and cheese. Yum.

Sounds yum! So over the next few weeks I'll be experimenting with my fish pie.

Now... can it be frozen?

Hey Mars (who is obviously cooking and MN-ing at the same time, while penning a few poems in three languages with her quill between her toes) what was the 'which are the best twins books' question about?

Let me guess you have got a few spare minutes between catching babies and salsa-ing and are writing the Definitive Twins Guide for us?

I hope so!

hmmm dont know Mars, I shall consult Delia and see what she says.

You found me out Pazza. I'm collating information for and from you gorgeous multimums and putting my research together.

HM, I think my dad had gallstones. Or kidney stones Can't remember which. Heaps and heaps of pain. Then one day it was gone and the doc said they must have passed naturally. I said that with Dotsters silent mouth.

(I don't think he had kidney stones although you would presume to pee them out it would have been kidney stones but then I am no doctor or health professional I am merely a dancing laydee with large feathers)

Mars will you hurry up with that book! I'm waiting for the chapter on 'what to do with yourself when it all passes'

FG it's an interactive e-book the last chapter is just a link to this thread!

Q. What's the most common type of owl in Britain?

Q. Why is playing bridge like sex?

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A1. The Teat Owl

A2. Because if you haven't got a good partner, you better have a good hand

FG - thanks. I was feeling a bit like that. You are very perceptive.

Hi ladies. Everybody OK?

Headphones are plugged in and listening to Dido! My word that is one miserable lady - good songs but more miserable than Mrs Miserable of Miserable Street.

Think we may have to put a touch of dirty bird on - Christina Aguilera.

You about tigs?

Trips feeling any better love?

Shabs - I wish I was coming to Faliraki with you. I bet it would be ace fun. Do you take Tomster out of school?

PS you are one strong lady.