d'y ever wish the flying shagpile could take us to faliraki

[galaxymummy]

its her are you

frumpy move your mangoes so I can get my bobos in the room - Bet I could put my bobos over my shoulder and keep my back warm in winter.

Hey Tigs is this on FB? I must have a look later. I am a bit slack on FB at the mo.

s'cuse me darlings, my children seem to be carving up the house in all the wrong places and I must yell like a fishwife give them some colouring to do hard labour down the pits.

With how quick this thread is moving, I dont have TIME for facebook any more!

I could feel two heads. If I hadn't have known, I think I'd have suspected aliens.

Oh god must just share this, ds#3 and 4 walking round with cushions on their head. One just walked right in to the door, i am still rofl...

Tigs - photoflexer - whats one of those?

Knowing my luck it would put my face on Dawn Frenchs body - and I already have one of those

Lovley photo on facebook - you nutter

My DT2 has just whacked DD1 with a piece of the toy hoover ("its not a hoover mum, its a firefighting machine"). See what happens when we get together . Arse over tit I think is the phrase.

Mine were\are aliens. I had no clue either, not huge, first baby\ies.

Why oh why is couch trashing such fun?

My norks are flapping envelopes in the breeze.

tigger, you look freaky!! What have you done! It's scary

WINE! Thats it, just what i was thinking of...

shay is wearing a pull up on his head and humping the tv to annoy dd who is watching american trash. rav is wrestling ds1 for the queen car chair.

I have my fingers in my ears and am typing with my elbows.

I really really want wine. Not a terribly good idea though, since I have to move two very heavy wardrobes later. Prob end up shoving dp down the stairs.

PMSL!!! Its so funny!!! Yet I can't stop thinking .............

Yep Egg, tis on FB go and have a look.

Shabs I'll send you an invite, there is only Paris Hilton,cat,gorrilla and men!!!!

LGT bran ran down the road this morning and did this huge comando roll across the pavement. I couldn't stand up cos I was laughing so hard

hands up those that forgot their DD at school and assumed someone else was bringing her back?

Just me then!

Fortunately it is parent's evening there as well and so DS1 picked her up on his way back.

[perfect reputation now forever sullied]

Mars - think they are all either making tea (sorry dinner), on facebook looking at Tigs glam photo or they have fainted with suprise at your last post

My late MIL once left my DH sat up in his pram, outside a shop. Then went home without him. (Dont think she hurried back for him to be honest) OOOhhh nasty bitchy bad comment.

Laughing till bump hurts too

Ophelia is a great name - on the list!

My bobos went from fried eggs to looking fabulous to going veiny just a bit too quick. Still look grand under a tight top tho.

Hey I just found 2x400g of fruit&nut that DH tried to stash! Who wants some?

I must have looked a little pale after the forceps incident (I think I had my head between my legs actually) cos the lovely midwife came up and tried to convince me to enjoy the pregnancy and not to worry. I am such a wuss. Well unless DT1 turns over before it gets too crowded it will be CS anyway - just like in Heat magazine, but without the 10 grand bill!

Mars, I think you can be forgiven. Your itinerary must be like, like, like ............ like the itinerary of a woman with 5 children, a day job, a social life, a degree course, a salsa fetish, and some internet dunderheids butterflies>>

ooops didn't need that one

I just served FAB ice lollies for pudding remember them? I do. They look similar but much, much, much smaller. Bit like myself

I put a couple more pics up on my profile ... 28-week scan and photo of bump ... not that it's at all interesting to anyone but me and DH.

My mum did say my bump is 'awesome'. She must have been impressed, that is SO not a word she'd use!!! SHE was getting on planes at 8 months with just a loose jacket to cover it up.

Did I hear my name? Off to have a look. Maybe I can come down again in the Easter holidays and this time I want to meet everybody.

mmmMomma ... see I KNEW y'all would get the Anais thing.

Now how do I convince DH??

I want a FAB now! As a chaser for my F&N ... which is dwindling rapidly ...