D'y ever wonder which DT pulled over the Christmas tree and ate all the mince pies?

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Well... we needed a new thread title and that was all I had! lol

i boffed on myself in full view of everyone

egg send ladlemonke my regards, i had my boys at 29 weeks, they are now 3 - if she needs advice, i'm yer lady - although my opinion might not count for much anymore

PMSL... ROFL...

That is not bad at all, Egg's was much worse

Congrats to your friend too, i had the twins at 29 weeks. Hope she comes over for advice and support soon. It would have helped me enourmously to know ladies such as yourself back then. I had them in 98' was MN even around then?

Sorry, does that mean threw up on yourself? Bloody hell. That's nothing. Although I never puke when drunk, so haven't actually done that, I know many a person who has. That's almost an achievement.

I will do a link to this thread now for Ladlemonke so she knows where to find you all for support.

the last time i boffed on myself was at uni and i was 18 - i am now 31 and i am so ashamed....my boss cleaned me up and i have secretly fancied him for years!

Hi!

I've been here while pregnant, this is my first time with twins. They are 5 months today! Looking forward to complaining chatting about them here.

hi bread

Meely,

Don't worry, I once puked on the way home
in a tube train. I tried to hold on till next stop (East Acton) but couldn't.

(Wonders if it is quite the thing to say on 2nd post, thinks ah feck it)

I like you Bread

Puking nothing, everyone does that...

Welcome bread [fmsile]. What flavour of DTs do you have? Mine are due in 7 or so weeks . Argh.

Meeely, I think it is the boss thing that is your main worry. Thankfully the boss I unknowingly flashed at was not fanciable in any way whatsoever (think cross between William Hague and Andrew Marr), but my boss after that I always fancied (ok still do and it would have been a million times worse in front of him.

What did you have? Boy\girl id or not etc... Nosey here very sorry.

known my boss forever - we have many shared secrets and he won't be thinking any less of me right now, he'll be laffing at me, i just can't help feeling so fecking stoopid (slaps self round face)

Ooooh shared secrets?? Can you share with us

Have you shagged him?

Sorry, bit blunt there .

Egg PMSL...

Egg!

I know, I thought about asking for it to be deleted .

Of course I did mean back in the old days Meeely, well before you were loved up with any children etc...........

I have been baking and decorating, look at my profile.

Still LMAO

lol egg, i wish! no chance now of course!

raise not rise, distracted by the heaving shoulders

he has accepted my apology and told me not to worry - apprently his missus went out the same night with her girly friends and was in a similar state when she got home.

Oh very nice largegin

I've never ever had a shaggable boss.

I did once shag the brother of a boss, he was rather tasty. Actually taller than me, and he carried me home.

there's no raising the tone round here!