... I blamed it on twins.
"The boys put your shirt in the wash - by accident of course,"
"Which shirt?"
"Oh just that white one with blue on it,"
"And..."
"I wasn't washing whites and it's now pink with blue."
"You mean to tell me that they put my best shirt in the wash, grew a few inches, magically closed the door and switched it on?"
"Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying how can you be mad at this face?"
He's now sending me evils and giving me the silent treatment. I should have denied everything!
Gunna try those colour catches tomorrow!