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BOTWATCH 93! The latest in a long running anti MLM thread. We may be celebrating the demise of Forever Living MLM in the US but sadly MLM/network marketing is still pulling in victims using lies and manipulation … the botwatching continues …

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Spongebobette · 12/08/2026 10:36

New thread, welcome one and all

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definitelynotabot · 12/09/2026 21:50

YouOKHun · 12/09/2026 18:07

To add to the Borings operating as separate FBOs with her level 1 qualified and him level 3 qualified. There is a level 2 qualifier who has qualified despite not appearing to be active in FLP, but he is director of a number of companies related to Mr Boring, is an accountant and was Mr Boring’s best man and a director of a Boring dissolved property company (his first name the same as the hot priest actor in Fleabag). His son is also a shadowy bot, an accountant and a director of related companies.

The more bots are involved in Mr Boring’s manoeuvrings before he (more than likely) becomes personally bankrupt the more it seems that FLP is fully aware and facilitating what may turn out to be illegal asset hiding.

You are an excellent detective! I haven't been able to find a qualifier list.
I thought you had to sponsor a certain number to qualify (or a certain amount being from "new business") but I guess the rules have changed over the years. It is alll very murky indeed and it will be interesting to see how the Borings unravel.

YouOKHun · 12/09/2026 22:44

@definitelynotabot thank you but there are others more eagle eyed than me! I got the names of the qualifiers from a post 3 days ago on FBO page. Below is taken from the link on the post and might be helpful. Edited to protect the guilty:

Any bot who is a resident of the UK
Ireland or Iceland and meets the qualification requirements during the qualification period (1-31 August 2026) can qualify.
What are the qualification requirements?
Level 1 - Champion

  • 4 Active CC
  • Sponsor 1 new Assistant Supervisor
  • 2 Personal Case Credits
Level 2 - Leader
  • 4 Active CC
  • Sponsor 3 new Assistant Supervisors
  • 2 Personal Case Credits
  • or you can do bugger all and just help your dodgy level 3 mate out by “qualifying”
Level 3 - President's Circle
  • 4 Active CC
  • Sponsor 3 or more new Assistant Supervisors
  • 2 Personal Case Credits
  • Develop 1 new Supervisor
What does each level receive? Level 1 • Invitation to the leadership training session with The Fat Controller (whoopee-do) Level 2 Everything in Level 1, plus:
  • Reserved Seating (You + 1 Guest)
  • Exclusive AliExpress "Let's Go Chumps" winderbreaker jacket
Level 3 Everything in Level 2, plus:
  • President's Dinner with The Fat Controller & Scamaloupolis (Qualifier + 1 Guest, guest can be a money launderer or crooked accountant friend or in-laws if you can patch things up)
  • Overnight Hotel Stay for the qualifer and guest, including breakfast
What counts as the 2 Personal Case Credit requirement? Personal Case Credits are the Case Credits generated from your own personal FBO ID and retail customer orders placed through your Forever web store during the qualification period (1-31 August 2026). The required 2 Personal Case Credits can be part of your 4 Active Case Credits and are not an additional requirement. Only Personal Case Credits generated in the UK, Ireland or Iceland will count towards qualification. What counts as developing one new Supervisor? A personally sponsored FPC or FBO who achieves Supervisor status during the qualification period (1-31 August 2026) will count towards this qualification. The FPC/FBO does not need to have been personally sponsored during August, but must be a resident of the UK, Ireland or Iceland.
definitelynotabot · 13/09/2026 08:29

Interesting - thank you.
So level 2 person will have been needing to be sponsoring and had at least one person do something before they quit (haven't worked out who that is yet). Or of course they may have a big garage 😀

But if Mr Boring is level 3, how the hell has he managed to convince 3 people to join?

hourglass2 · 13/09/2026 10:22

Did someone mention Welsh bot is back botting? I thought she left FL...

Meem321 · 13/09/2026 12:46

Spongebobette · 20/08/2026 16:39

He’s a keeper 🙄 - this is his idea of humour

they say behind every great man, there’s a woman that’s scared to take a dump in front of him 😀😆😆😆

Wait...Homeschool is not a lesbian any more?

Spongebobette · 13/09/2026 13:11

Nope. Do try to keep up 🤣

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hourglass2 · 13/09/2026 13:14

Spongebobette · 13/09/2026 13:11

Nope. Do try to keep up 🤣

Her poor kids must be so f**d up, everything in her life is a total mess, there's been no stability for them for years now...

Spongebobette · 13/09/2026 14:08

she had 2 lesbian partners in a row after Weird Willy and the second one moved in with her own children so there was a blended family for some time. Must have been confusing and upsetting for the children to have integrated then separated

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MrsDilligaf · 13/09/2026 14:29

hourglass2 · 13/09/2026 10:22

Did someone mention Welsh bot is back botting? I thought she left FL...

I may have got Welsh Bot confused but if she has the first name combo as

The legendary actress who was in The Sound of Music AND
The Editor of Vogue who wears dark glasses.

Surname is a creature who builds dams, but with the last letter changed to an N

But if Welsh Bot is this her, then Yes, she's a Level 2 super Soaring flappy pigeon.

hourglass2 · 13/09/2026 14:43

MrsDilligaf · 13/09/2026 14:29

I may have got Welsh Bot confused but if she has the first name combo as

The legendary actress who was in The Sound of Music AND
The Editor of Vogue who wears dark glasses.

Surname is a creature who builds dams, but with the last letter changed to an N

But if Welsh Bot is this her, then Yes, she's a Level 2 super Soaring flappy pigeon.

Yes that is Welsh bot...well well well

hourglass2 · 13/09/2026 14:45

Spongebobette · 13/09/2026 14:08

she had 2 lesbian partners in a row after Weird Willy and the second one moved in with her own children so there was a blended family for some time. Must have been confusing and upsetting for the children to have integrated then separated

Selfish cow, she's not considered her childrens needs at all, just her own..

OhMyGiddyAunt · 13/09/2026 15:05

I thought WelshBot was all about the patches these days.

Didn't Yawn spend about 2 mins promoting them on TikTok or did I imagine that?

YouOKHun · 13/09/2026 15:24

@OhMyGiddyAunt I thought she was all about Herby Plasters too. I think the going has been tough. They found out that big retailers can take up all your capacity, make demands and then drop your product without a backwards glance. Let’s face it all these patch companies are making some pretty crazy physiologically impossible claims for what their patches can “support”.

They’ve also had a competitor call them out over their packaging or wording which seemed to be a coincidence rather than a deliberate move. It looked like it caused them a lot of angst and expense all the same. Then the excruciating hour of Yawn getting eviscerated on TikTok can’t have helped the mood at Planty Plasters HQ. I think they’ve struggled so it wouldn’t surprise me if Welsh went back to FL wearing very rose tinted 2015 specs.

Spongebobette · 13/09/2026 15:32

Hmmm the M*llow Patch company makes quite a lot of claims about what their patches do!

I note that one of their posts says the business is run by ‘2 single mummies’

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hourglass2 · 13/09/2026 15:37

It's a shame she's gone back to botting because I really want her genuine business to do well, they did make a claim to being the ONLY company in the UK that sells PDRN skincare when I knew for a fact it's been available in the UK well before they started selling it, so making claims without doing research isn't going to help your reputation, she shouldn't have let Yawn try and flog the patches on Tik tok either, her pitch was rubbish..

hourglass2 · 13/09/2026 15:44

Spongebobette · 13/09/2026 15:32

Hmmm the M*llow Patch company makes quite a lot of claims about what their patches do!

I note that one of their posts says the business is run by ‘2 single mummies’

I don't like it when a small business states it's "run by 2 single Mummies" what is that meant to do? Ignite sympathy? Admiration? Awe? It's the 21st century now and they need move on with from those twee sayings and be more corporate and business like..

YouOKHun · 13/09/2026 15:46

Her FLP company accounts were a mess when she started the plaster company and it looks things haven’t improved. She uses the bot accountancy firm for the present venture.

YouOKHun · 13/09/2026 15:53

@hourglass2 I agree. Imagine saying “our company is run by two daddies”, it just doesn’t happen. Their parental status isn’t relevant but it seems to be a bit of a protective shield - be nice to us because we are two mummies. Being a mother is such an important recruitment target in MLM that it must be a tricky thing to set aside.

hourglass2 · 13/09/2026 15:57

YouOKHun · 13/09/2026 15:53

@hourglass2 I agree. Imagine saying “our company is run by two daddies”, it just doesn’t happen. Their parental status isn’t relevant but it seems to be a bit of a protective shield - be nice to us because we are two mummies. Being a mother is such an important recruitment target in MLM that it must be a tricky thing to set aside.

Yes that's the MLM side coming out when they say that..

hourglass2 · 13/09/2026 16:09

it seems to be a bit of a protective shield - be nice to us because we are two mummies.

You're right of course, but as she's found out that being a Mummy hasn't stopped another company with a "cease and desist" warning to her patch company... as if that company would say "Aww, they're Mummies, we won't pursue this lawsuit, bless" they found out the hard way business isn't for the feint hearted, it's cut throat..

Spongebobette · 13/09/2026 16:30

her business partner gave up her job and went full time on the patch business - wonder if that’s still the case? It’s hard to imagine they make enough profit to support 2 families.
But luckily Welshbot has her FL business to fall back on!!!

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user1471446301 · 13/09/2026 16:45

MrsDilligaf · 13/09/2026 14:29

I may have got Welsh Bot confused but if she has the first name combo as

The legendary actress who was in The Sound of Music AND
The Editor of Vogue who wears dark glasses.

Surname is a creature who builds dams, but with the last letter changed to an N

But if Welsh Bot is this her, then Yes, she's a Level 2 super Soaring flappy pigeon.

Wow got back to botting but under her married name then not her current name as in ..... for the trees. Pretty sure Uber is her upline I wonder if she's been resurrected for a nefarious reason, stacking or funnelling sales with a bung?

Please can you remind me of the FB Group FL post this info please I think I have been blocked, thank you.

MrsDilligaf · 13/09/2026 17:39

Planty Plasters has been on some shopping channel recently, don't know which one, but it appears that Tik Tok haven't been playing nicely.

Yawns "manifested" those bloody awful foam tiles, unfortunately she's got her dogs traipsing all over them.

Spongebobette · 13/09/2026 18:05

Yawn is so unaware isn’t she

personally as soon as I say the dog roll on the matting I thought yuk imagine having your nose close to the floor exercising when the dogs come in and make it smelly

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Spongebobette · 13/09/2026 18:11

*saw the dog

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