BOTWATCH 93! The latest in a long running anti MLM thread. We may be celebrating the demise of Forever Living MLM in the US but sadly MLM/network marketing is still pulling in victims using lies and manipulation … the botwatching continues …

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New thread, welcome one and all

Thank you! She wasn't even on my radar so would never have found her without your clues.

I just can’t…

Looking at the latest photo of Yawn in her gym I take it all back about doing star jumps as I see this is not physically possible as the ceiling is so low. If someone manages to cross the threshold without slipping over on the wet decking outside surely that’s the first thing that will strike a customer (literally)? It’s like entering some kind of bot cave.

That tin bot potty shed is going to be a spidery, stinking hellhole in warmer weather and a damp cold stinking hellhole in colder weather. She really ought to be letting [imaginary] customers use a proper loo. As it’s for commercial use it has to a proper waste disposal infrastructure from what I remember. I think it’s already been said but the bot potty violates standard commercial building regulations. I wonder if the new arrangement is visible to any neighbours or if they will just be able to smell it on a sunny day? I know it’s probably all academic as there are no customers but she is away with the fairies if she thinks her entire offering can compete with local PTs and gyms.

I can't believe she posted that photo 😂😂😂

It really does illustrate how cheap, tacky and low rent the facilities are.

£40per hour ?!?! She's delusional

Can I have a clue about headband?

I think Yawn has convinced herself that she is destined to have a very successful PT business

First name: female version of king's father (not edward) (edited by MNHQ at the posters request)
Second name: they stand outside the palace to protect

@Myusername2015 first name is the same as the sister of the Princess of Wales (formal long version of the name) and the second name is something you put in front of an open fire or something you can go and see being changed at Buckingham Palace or Windsor.

Totally agree!

She's claiming 8 people are joining her online class through their BuildABear membership.
Even if that number is accurate, it's one thing to join an online class that you're already paying for but a totally different story paying £40 an hour for a newly qualified PT.

I don’t know much about these things (although I am involved in education and qualifications not in this area) but surely to qualify as a PT your need to demonstrate that you can assess your client’s health and fitness, prepare an individualised plan for them, observe, monitor and correct their exercises while they are doing them? I’d have thought you’d need to submit case studies showing you have done this?

So Yawns confirmed in her latest stories that the toilet facilities are for ‘wees only’ as they have to empty it and there’s no plumbing so you’ve got a jug of cold water and a bowl to wash your hands in. So so unhygienic and grim, why wouldn’t you just let someone use your house loo

@ticktock19 for £40 an hour her clients should be entitled to make full use of the bot potty! How is she going to police paying customers’ bowels?

You’ll take 40 quid off someone but not let them in your house??

Yawn’ horoscope - who can she think this is referring to?

So she will go in and carry out the bowl of dirty water and empty it after each time it’s used? And carry out a jug of hot water from the kitchen each time someone uses the potty???

That’s definitely the impression I got, I’d genuinely be too embarrassed to offer a paying client that option for ‘cleaning’ your hands which are then going to be all over the equipment in the gym. She’d be better off stretching the hosepipe over, at least then there would be running water to rinse your hands.
I wonder if she’s going to police how much loo roll can go in the camping loo too and there’s no sanitary waste bin. It’s just too grim for words

Eww, calling Yawn - specific loo roll needed too

I seem to remember her doing up her downstairs loo not that long ago, possibly with a nautical theme. She really should be letting people use that but I suppose she doesn’t want them in the thatch or being launched at by her dogs. The loo arrangement is terrible and the hanging sign she plans to hang in there that says “believe” is not going to obscure a really unhygienic and unsuitable arrangement for paying customers.

I don’t know why she has gone all squeamish about the contents of the bot potty when her lawn is covered in excrement. Perhaps she is sectioning off a bit of lawn for the £40 pooers?

From what I’ve seen from comments then I think Mrs Stickman might be the first client tomorrow so as an old FL friend she might be granted thatch access. I do wonder if she’s informed her home insurance that there’s a whole new business venture going on in the garden as of tomorrow morning.

If only I knew where she lived I'd be on the phone to Environmental Health and planning in the morning.

And now she’s looking for 4 women to all attend together - not sure the bot potty can cope with that! 😂

l’d love it if she got reported to the relevant authorities for this!

@Butterflyfluff😂😂😂, yawn won’t be doing any instructing she’ll be back and forth emptying the loo and restocking the sink water. I think asking for £100 per hour is a lot too. I think £15 per client in her group of four would be more than enough

There’s not even room for 4 people plus her!

She is such an arse!

She is playing a silly game with health violations

This really needs reporting to the local council