BOTWATCH 93! The latest in a long running anti MLM thread. We may be celebrating the demise of Forever Living MLM in the US but sadly MLM/network marketing is still pulling in victims using lies and manipulation … the botwatching continues …

[Spongebobette]

New thread, welcome one and all

Sadly already blocked by Yawn for putting a laughing emoji on a post that had been up for a while with no other interaction

So Yawn is super excited (again) because people are going to attend her strength training on Zoom

And now she’s offering an evening session too as her members tell her they are at work in the day

so that’s two sessions a week that she’s offering which are included in the monthly fee, therefore no extra income generated

Ahh, that was very unhelpful then 🤦‍♀️

First name - red headed member of Girls Aloud

Surname - exchange the ‘o’ for an ‘I ‘ in the surname of the 80’s male singer whose hits include Footloose and Dangerzone (from top gun)

she also has the Kings first name in brackets

Guess who

Just the gift that keeps on giving.
Apparently "abundance" is an average looking salad and an anaemic looking panini at the wrong end of Malvern sitting outside Bargain Booze.

‘Viola’ there you go 🤪

'at the wrong end of Malvern'

😂😂😂

Headband has just posted these pics in the private forever group - floating around in Morocco 🫣

@Spongebobette when I look at Yawn’s woeful social media content and her slide into shed-based oblivion I prefer to get out something much smaller than a Viola.

As she has randomly mentioned a stringed instrument operated by a bow is this a Freudian slip because she knows deep down she’s on the fiddle?

Let’s just say her spelling of French words is on a par with her success at business

Talking of Malvern, a town very close to Yawn ....this has popped up on a local page (that allows anonymous posts).

Wonder if this is for handwash facilities next to a certain Botpotty ....

@OhMyGiddyAunt mmmm…could be. That groups has very specific rules about recruitment or promotion of MLM pyramid schemes, so if it is Yawn she had better not offer her discount Aloe or try and recruit BaB ambassadors there.

Lol, I've a relative who lives at the right end of Malvern, so I'll maybe try and get them on the case.

I seem to remember that Yawns thirsty boiler broke down in the middle of last winter. It’s most likely that an ancient oil guzzling boiler is the cause of her huge oil bill and not the house. Also how does it heat the house if she has no radiators? You need to have oil fuelled boilers serviced regularly and defo replace them if they are drinking too much.

I have much experience with old oil boilers they do last but not forever. And they cost thousands to replace. So glad that we live close to the main road so have gas supply. Unfortunately for Yawn she can’t even consider a heat exchange pump because her house of sticks is just not suitable.

Interesting how she seems to be working through my H&S check list.

More numbers for Choose Your Boring Ltd appeared at Companies House today.

And the other Boring company … Oh dear …

And that's one of the top earners, been with the jizzbiz for decades!

Just had a post pop up from Yawns ex-bff. She attended a bit of a get together at Ubers but it appears she has found religion. Her and her partner have written a book about finding god, which also suggests the partner has a “ dark history”. His lack of digital footprint suggests the same.

She also seems to have been having vague health issues. Like the vast majority of digital creators and charlatans they big up whatever health issue they have for engagement. As someone who has faced some pretty scary health issues, the last thing I would want is to go public on social media with it. But then I’m not trying to sell anything.

@Crwysmam she said a while back that she has heart failure which must have been a real shock. The new partner seems to have been a wide boy landlord but I imagine that isn’t going quite so well as it was and he might need to rebrand. She was baptised a while back and I seem to remember Bloodsucker was all over it which had something to do with The latter’s African recruiting stream. I can’t really remember but I do remember the self-interest of Bloodsucker and Uber being pretty easy to spot at the time. Someone else probably has much better recall than I do.

Over £600,000 of Fixed Assets have disappeared to... where? Thin air?

Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the wee donkey.

To be honest as FL has died a death in what was an area of high activity in the past, I’ve lost interest in the big players. I didn’t realise she had heart failure, she is very young for diagnosis, I was diagnosed with gestational hypertension and have had to take medication since DS was born (22yr) because left untreated it can ultimately lead to heart failure earlier in life than normal. Also as an HCP I understood the need for preventative care despite the unpleasant side effects of the meds. It is an insidious disease and generally is symptomless until stage 4 when it’s too late. I am luckily under the permanent care of an endocrinologist, and have regular echo cardiograms so any problems can be picked up early.

I often wonder whether many of the FL disciples rely too heavily on their product when they have health problems because they are lead to believe it’s a cure all. In addition the constant cycle of using weight loss to promote FL is not good for heart, liver and kidneys.

Aloe Vera can cause potassium imbalance and interfere with some of the meds used in heart failure so hopefully she’s no longer glugging it.

Any clues for yawn's best friend please?

Wishing you good health@Crwysmam ! She spoke about it in just one or two posts so it was very easy to miss. She’d been neglecting her FLP bizniz so was probably encouraged by Uber and Bloodsucker to share her situation.

I often wonder about the response of bots when they unfortunately come up against illness. Preacher is about to have a liver op and I’ve wondered about chugging the Aloe in his case. A lot of these wellness products (not just the MLM ones) are sold on the basis of having a “supporting” function (as it’s the only term they can get away with using) so bots carry on chugging aloe vera etc as an insurance policy against future bad health - obviously a pointless exercise. The inflated benefits and the pressure to be a product of the product is so ingrained that I think bots don’t declare what they’re taking. How could something “natural” and “chemical free” possibly have negative consequences or interact with prescribed medication?

I hope she isn’t glugging it too …

Old best mate? They haven’t spoken for a good while now.
She’s probably the hardest to give clues for
First name like the lovely magicians wife McGee
Second name I’ll clue in three
1 14th letter of the alphabet
2 4 letter surname of Vera Ellen the NY fashion designer
3 two letter abbreviation for Washington state

Excellent clues for a hard name @benten54

I had completely missed her diagnosis, I really feel for her as a family member of mine was diagnosed with the same condition as a child and my family are very involved in the associated charity. That said, I’m going to be extremely vigilant for her trying to sell gloop within the PH community.