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BOTWATCH 93! The latest in a long running anti MLM thread. We may be celebrating the demise of Forever Living MLM in the US but sadly MLM/network marketing is still pulling in victims using lies and manipulation … the botwatching continues …

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Spongebobette · 12/08/2026 10:36

New thread, welcome one and all

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Butterflyfluff · 31/08/2026 21:52

And the window, directly in front and barely above the height of the toilet, is just mind blowing!

Does she think anything through?

PieonaBarm · 31/08/2026 22:20

Butterflyfluff · 31/08/2026 21:52

And the window, directly in front and barely above the height of the toilet, is just mind blowing!

Does she think anything through?

You’d at least put the toilet by the door and the sink by the window. Then at least you’re clients can pull down their pants in privacy and your portaloo is easier to manoeuvre out the tin tent to empty…..

Crikeyalmighty · 31/08/2026 23:20

I have a feeling this is going to go very wrong -

HotAsSatansBalls · 31/08/2026 23:26

You couldn’t make this up, could you?

HotAsSatansBalls · 31/08/2026 23:37

Butterflyfluff · 31/08/2026 21:52

And the window, directly in front and barely above the height of the toilet, is just mind blowing!

Does she think anything through?

The ingenious placement of the Bot Squat Potty in full view of a window will allow Yawn to …

🎼 finally face her Portaloo
ooh-ooh Portaloo
Mustn’t be used for a number two 🎶
(Apologies to ABBA).

ticktock19 · 31/08/2026 23:48

HotAsSatansBalls · 31/08/2026 23:37

The ingenious placement of the Bot Squat Potty in full view of a window will allow Yawn to …

🎼 finally face her Portaloo
ooh-ooh Portaloo
Mustn’t be used for a number two 🎶
(Apologies to ABBA).

😂😂👏👏👏

SnoogyWoo · 01/09/2026 08:54

I can’t even work out if Yawn is serious anymore and she did become a FL millionaire with willable income and now she’s just trolling us for something to do 🤣

user1471446301 · 01/09/2026 09:49

ticktock19 · 28/08/2026 15:46

Guess who

Just catching up, you've found a juicy nugget there and it's exactly what we thought! great find!

user1471446301 · 01/09/2026 09:52

ticktock19 · 30/08/2026 16:49

I just can’t…

Ha Ha and Ha again at the WC Unit or block as she describes it. This comedy gold will keep us going through the dark nights of winter, or discontent in Yawn's world.

HotAsSatansBalls · 01/09/2026 10:10

Do you think she’ll order Mr Yawn to put a thatched roof on the Bot Potty shed?

Spongebobette · 01/09/2026 10:26

No idea

But he did not have a fun bank holiday weekend at all did he. Putting together a metal shed and installing it with a bot potty is not my idea of a relaxing time.

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YouOKHun · 01/09/2026 11:58

@Spongebobette and he’s had to pay for it all because she can’t have generated any income to cover the cost of the bot potty palace.

Spongebobette · 01/09/2026 12:16

Win win!

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Spongebobette · 01/09/2026 12:20

Hang on Yawn is claiming she has 2 clients who are paying £40 a session and coming twice a week?

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Butterflyfluff · 01/09/2026 12:24

There is no way anyone will be paying £40 or even £25 an hour to go to that shit hole of a gym - where you can’t even have a shit! 😂

That’s way more that proper gyms with hi-tech things like running water and experienced staff!

SnoogyWoo · 01/09/2026 13:51

I think Yawn said they get to use it if they are buildabear members? Was the £40 if they wanted to use it for room hire with a group. Might be wrong as there is so much verbal diarrhoea

user1471446301 · 01/09/2026 13:53

Butterflyfluff · 01/09/2026 12:24

There is no way anyone will be paying £40 or even £25 an hour to go to that shit hole of a gym - where you can’t even have a shit! 😂

That’s way more that proper gyms with hi-tech things like running water and experienced staff!

Malvern Active, train with a view of the Malvern Hills, top membership price £50.50 A MONTH or £550 per year so 2 months free. There are other gym's near by also. I agree there is no way on gods green earth people will give for 40 quid an hour to get sweaty in her shed and piss in a pot in a tool shed in full view of everyone the warm water she supposedly is going to provide in winter isn't going to stay warm for long either unless it's a flask. People will have to touch the jug before they've even washed their hands it's a filthy set up.

From the Website "Becoming a member at Malvern Active means you’re not just joining a sports complex – you’re joining a community that supports your health and wellbeing journey. Our membership gives you access to all our facilities, from the heated pool to the modern gym, plus all the classes, courts, and activities you need to stay active your way.
At just £50.50 per month, you get everything included with no hidden costs or booking fees. Whether you want to swim lengths, lift weights, try a new sport, or simply have a place to unwind, we’ve got you covered".

dickiedavisthunderthighs · 01/09/2026 13:55

She's so crass isn't she. The 'cooling her tits' photo of her dog in the river made me wince.

The gym, the portaloo, it's all for nowt because as soon as she gets her first paying customer she'll immediately be in breach of at least a dozen health and safety codes. I follow MrsStickman and the one thing she isn't is daft. I reckon she'll fork out £40 just to see how awful it all is.

MrsDilligaf · 01/09/2026 14:22

Spongebobette · 01/09/2026 12:20

Hang on Yawn is claiming she has 2 clients who are paying £40 a session and coming twice a week?

The problem is that there aren't lots of people who will consistently spend £80.00 a week for two gym sessions, and in reality if you are wanting to go to a gym you can join a lovely gym for £80.00 a month with all the bells and whistles.

YouOKHun · 01/09/2026 15:26

@MrsDilligaf there is zero chance she is being paid £80 a week by two people. I think she talks about her charges and then swiftly moves to mention two people in the hope her audience will assume they are paying her that rate and it’s got off to a flying start. It’s the same old attraction marketing fibbing.

The two customers are either fictional or coming for a try out, probably a freebie, and won’t be returning if they have looked at other gyms. I think Mrs Stickman is curious at best but I bet she hasn’t parted with any money. Perhaps she will report Yawn to Yawnsville District Council? I’m never sure that Yawn’s associates are really on her side so I think she is in danger of outside forces putting the kibosh on the gym. That could be associates like Mrs Stickman, former FLP friends who are looking at her content or assorted others she has fallen out with. I wouldn’t be surprised if the council has already received calls.

user1471446301 · 01/09/2026 17:32

Broke just back from Spain (flew) out in his back garden in his dressing gown and flag (covered in vandal repellent gunk from his brief stint as a patriot) draped around him moaning about chemtrails in the sky (as in the ones caused by a plane he's just flown in). This is a guy who wanted you to trust him to sell you a holiday (same company as food poisoning bot and Wig and Sleeze). A whole new level of thickness unlocked.

Spongebobette · 01/09/2026 17:43

I always bear in mind with Yawn that when she does those ‘I’m so freaking happy, everything has worked out perfectly’ posts, it’s really with only a small group of people in mind as the audience - Uber et al in Forever Living

oh and herself of course. Because it’s a form of manifestation (self- delusion)

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Spongebobette · 01/09/2026 17:47

user1471446301 · 01/09/2026 17:32

Broke just back from Spain (flew) out in his back garden in his dressing gown and flag (covered in vandal repellent gunk from his brief stint as a patriot) draped around him moaning about chemtrails in the sky (as in the ones caused by a plane he's just flown in). This is a guy who wanted you to trust him to sell you a holiday (same company as food poisoning bot and Wig and Sleeze). A whole new level of thickness unlocked.

What an absolute mess he is.

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ticktock19 · 01/09/2026 17:55

user1471446301 · 01/09/2026 17:32

Broke just back from Spain (flew) out in his back garden in his dressing gown and flag (covered in vandal repellent gunk from his brief stint as a patriot) draped around him moaning about chemtrails in the sky (as in the ones caused by a plane he's just flown in). This is a guy who wanted you to trust him to sell you a holiday (same company as food poisoning bot and Wig and Sleeze). A whole new level of thickness unlocked.

He’s in my very local town today, apparently about to be arrested for being draped in that manky flag. There’s nothing great about this area but we really don’t need a very mouthy broke lording it around

ticktock19 · 01/09/2026 17:57

I’m presuming showing up to court after being a nuisance shouting ‘Bally up and rally up’ to all 🙄 and being told to clear off by the local police