BOTWATCH 92!! We may be celebrating the demise of Forever Living MLM in the US but sadly MLM/network marketing is still pulling in victims using lies and manipulation … the botwatching continues …

[YouOKHun]

A bit of information for those curious about MLM.
Forever Living goes tits up https://www.talentedladiesclub.com/articles/why-has-forever-living-products-closed-down-its-mlm-business-in-the-usa/
The Dream
The Secrets of the Multilevel Millionaires
Recruitment fibs https://www.talentedladiesclub.com/articles/the-recruiting-lies-mlms-tell-you/
Why did they leave MLM? https://mlmtruth.org/2020/06/18/breaking-up-with-your-mlm/
Infographic mlmtruth.org/infographic/

Talking of weird willy I thought I'd check in on Homeschool. All seems quiet on the Livegood grift, but never fear a new grift is here! Importing cheap squishy toys from Aliexpress repackaging them and sticking a sticker on! This in itself is quite terrifying the box she shows are cheap light up squishies, I hope she isn't repackaging them with no safety details, age limit. These cheap shit things contain cell batteries* *she could be responsible for killing children if little ones or those with additional needs (who shes claiming to help) get hold of them, chew them or squish them too hard. Her website isn't live yet to keep an eye on this repackaging so can't call her out on it yet or report her.

Anyone who posts on social media asking "Wanna makes some money" is a immediate turn down. It screams scam. Thanks but no thanks Yawn.

Hilariously she and Techie are ‘going on the road’ to different towns to try to get some interest in their Buildy business

it’s almost as though every day they come up with a new idea without any real thought - just so they have something to ‘announce’

hiring venues in different towns after the massive flop of ‘visibility day’ seems an odd move

Coming to a Costa near you clutching a bag of word salad.

Last count didn't she only have 5 Ambassadors? non of them seem active or visibly promoting Buildabear and Doggy Lady was her 1 attendee for the cancelled workshop. I wonder if she saw how cheap it was for FL to hire the little stand in a shopping centre and will do that. Haranguing people and ferreting freebie crystals out of her bra.

Not been here for a few days but I checked and it’s the Highway Code it is listed in about being restrained but you are correct, if distracted by an unrestrained dog it would fall under due care and then dangerousness might come into play if a collision were to occur

I wouldn't want 60kg of dog boofing into me and flying through the window screen if I could help it when I had to brake suddenly. Bot's never seem to think the rules apply to them and as someone already said up thread she is forever wheeling out her car crash story and the damage it did to her face.

Poor Preacher Bot has had some very bad health news. That poor man.

Dam, poor, poor man terrifying for him and his loved ones. Preacher man step away from FL, don't waste anymore of your life on it. FL don't give a toss about you. Ditch the gloop and grift, neither have done you any good, healthwise or financially. Concentrate on your treatment and recovery.

Oh goodness, I am so sorry for him, that is awful news. I had always hoped that everything was ok when he should have had that large surgery earlier in the year / last year but then got all the clear. To have gone from that to this is absolutely real shocker. Am sure FL will be completely supportive to him (🙄) so I hope his family and community are there for him

Any hints for Preacher Bot please?

Orange member of Take That and the big rooms with beds in at a hospital

Very sad and I hope his FL ‘friends’ rally round (and don’t just send him care packages to boost their CCs)

@Spongebobette agree, or see his illness as a chance to “be supportive” and raise money for Forever Living cancer charities via CC boosting product sponsorship.

‘Holiday Mode on!!’ according to Rictus Bot. It looks like Holiday Mode will be on until 3rd of August when the current Airbnb booking comes to an end. Lots of Time Freedom too as there very likely nowt happening with her Forever business.

And she’s boasting about taking 6 weeks off over the summer and not working at all and to ask her if you are interested in finding out how

I think non stop posting about ‘the opportunity’ is, in fact, your work, you maniac

Did anyone read the article in the Sunday Times today, ‘My sister-in-law secretly blew a £54k family inheritance online’? About a would-be life coach and her rather out of touch sounding husband? ‘Jazzy word salads sprinkled with Instagram platitudes’, it all sounds very familiar.

It’s not exactly an in-depth analysis of the coaching cult world, I can link it here but it’s behind a paywall.

No it’s not very in-depth but this bit is spot on

s. Little did he know that she’d been sucked into an online vortex and struck down by a modern affliction that plagues millions: the belief that we can all be entrepreneurs, regardless of skill or ability. In the age of Instagram bizfluencers, all you apparently need is hard work, perseverance, their course (and someone else’s money). She’d become akin to a gambling addict, waiting for her lucky bet, throwing good money after bad. As each course failed to improve her business, she moved on to the next, believing that that course was her path to millions — without asking anyone around her if her business plan, rambling ideologies or bizarre website made any sense before she spent £54,000 on them.

Yawn has joined the jet set and is considering buying a super yacht disguised as a bathtub. Basically it’s a floating caravan that they’ll have little use of, just like the land caravan they dumped at her parents.

That family boat trip provided lots of photo ops for her to do selfies and trying to look glamorous

apparently her DD is camera shy (= refuses to be fodder for Yawn’s social media as she used to be when a child) but that didn’t stop Yawn taking photos of her from behind 🙄

Mr Yawn and Master Yawn had to gurn for the camera though 🙄

Ha ha- is it yawns husband!!

The Yawns live very close to Upton on Severn so I imagine they hired a boat from there for a jolly birthday hour out.

I see Yawn is busy employing that old MLM trick of picturing someone else’s expensive boat/car/house and using someone else’s expensive backdrop to mislead (the trip to Daylesford Organic springs to mind).

As the Yawns float past the big boats and Mr Yawn steers their ship towards the shit creek Yawn is determined to reach, I wonder if Yawn will realise she hasn’t got a paddle? Or are the beige AI Ambassador ladies following behind in an AI lifeboat in matching beige life vests carrying flasks of reviving Prosecco and revolting little snacks made from a generic Etsy recipe card available exclusively to every Fecker on the planet? Not even the AI ladies in beige can save her now.

And why not just enjoy your birthday entirely free from social media?

She was, indeed, in Upton upon Severn .....a whole 2 miles down the road from the thatch and the location of a few of her "Friday day dates" ie. Mr Yawn's day off/extended lunchbreak

The thought of the Yawns purchasing a floating grocklebox reminded me of what went on in the Norfolk Broads in Tom Sharpe’s Wilt. 😂

I wonder if Yawn will wear a pair of neon lemon loungers or is she clad in her usual beige attire? All she needs is an American guest who claims to be a sex therapist, when in fact she has no such qualifications - just plenty of lived experience.

Ah good ole yawn flexing her fake life again!