Rictus says:
It's all cringe - until it f*cking works!
Isn't this just true!
Talking about your business - cringe!
Voice notes - cringe!
Talking on your stories - cringe!
Posting on socials - cringe!
Until...
It works!
I’ve rewritten her post for her:
Covering up your declining business in order to recruit the unaware - cringe!
Pretending caravan weekends are about time freedom and not the desperate scrabble to make some money - cringe!
Having to hurriedly vacate your house and lock away your Temu haul for an Airbnb guest - cringe!
Announcing on social media that your earnings went from £1k a month to £30k a month when it’s perfectly clear it’s complete rubbish - cringe!
Wrapping up piles of presents to imply a large income from Forever Living - cringe!
Having to make sure there is no trace of your husband’s or your own former life in case someone spots a lie - cringe!
Giving piles of presents to your project child to imply Forever Living means you’re a better parent and more “present” - cringe!
Believing you’re fooling the silent audience on social media - cringe!
Pretending you have retired your husband - cringe!
Compromising your child’s privacy for your own ego boost - cringe!
Only your mother interacts with your manic grimacing on social media - cringe!