BOTWATCH 91!!! Yes there have been that many threads! MLM is dying but we are still watching and sadly there are still many victims. 99.6% of participants in these “legal” schemes lose money but they are STILL being promised the world by MLM. And

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Welcome to the latest fred!

@Crwysmam perhaps she is going to follow in the footsteps of John Darwin, John Stonehouse and Reggie Perrin and leave her flesh coloured leggings neatly folded on the sand and wade out to sea? Leaving Mr Yawn to sell the Thatch and give Techie her share of the £150 they earned last month?

loh don't you've conjured up an image there :) uhhh I can image him incorporating his salute as foreplay.

its a 3 hour drive - hope they are staying in a nice hotel otherwise it’s a lot of driving for a day trip

Looks like they’re heading back to Yawnville and back to the house-horse

Perhaps it was a work trip for Mr Yawn. I get the feeling the recent trip to London and this rather random one has only happened because Mr Yawn is having some costs covered (unlikely driving to a Forever Living event).

oh yawn….really not an appropriate pic to label as your favourite to show off build a bears photographer’s skills - yawn is pulling a face behind the sticker

Good grief! You lot ought to be locked up for conjuring such evil images (although I must admit a lot of my discomfort can be attributed to being blessed with a vivid imagination). I suspect a salute is all Weird Willy is capable of when he drops his dungarees! 😂

Fear not, that salute can easily be covered up by a sprig of Basil @HotAsSatansBalls(what salute were you referring to?).

Try not to let your vivid imagination stray to Weird Willy, it will ruin your weekend if you do.

@YouOKHun The salute I was thinking of is the one he performs with one hand … oh I give up! 🤦‍♀️ Alas, poor Basil. Being sniffed by Weird Willy is one thing, but promotion to bush duties is something else altogether. I suppose Basil could spare a sprig to cover it.

A Salute and a Basil Murkin well that's set me up for the day (not)!

I was reading a comment about the new Louis Theroux documentary on the Manosphere, basically saying that it's just another con to rinse people who have a grudge against life. This bit struck a chord and could also be used to describe any of our favourite pyramid schemes.

"A truth laid bare in the documentary… it is the easiest thing in the world to be a millionaire. I am not kidding. Every single person reading this can be a millionaire within months. All you have to so is abandon anything that makes you good, ditch all moral fibre and concern you might have for your fellow human. Abandon the ability to give and receive love, and treat everybody around you like a thing to stand on and be squeezed to your own advantage. Then sit in your cringe-inducing sports car and film yourself telling others that you’ve found the cheat codes for life.. and rinse them too.
You’ll be living the life in no time."

OMG Yawn is ‘launching’ YET ANOTHER brand new something or other on April 1st

a very suitable date I must say

Keep us updated ! 🤣 it’s because she’s always chasing the next quick buck , never any long term vision or purpose, because her primary goal isn’t about a mission, it’s about getting money in her bank account QUICK ! She’ll be taking cold showers soon with the price of heating oil !

There’ll be a couple of weeks of teasers and countdown to the ‘launch’ of course.

these MLM and ex MLM people love a ‘launch’ 🤣

Eugh that middle finger photo is awful, who in their right mind would take buisness advice from that? Totally classless...and I'd be giving the photographer a wide berth too.

Yawn is doing what she calls ‘studying’ on a course which is very much like the OU but of course she already knows so much because she ‘used to sell the products and went on lots of courses’ and paid for huge amounts of money to PTs (funny that she always said she did everything on her own?) and anyway has an ‘insane’ amount of knowledge because she lost weight

she really doesn’t understand what a qualification means

She thinks living off protein shakes and prawns makes her qualified to speak on nutrition , everything about how she lives and maintains her weight is textbook disordered eating … 🙄 and re having so much knowledge… I’ve flown in a plane but that doesn’t make me a pilot does it ! 🤣

Haha best analogy about Yawn ever, love it

Living up to my username as I quite honestly have no fucks to give.

Perhaps what is "comimg" on 1st April is a dictionary?

I hope Yawn is taking her own advice, she's only got to make a grand 225,000 times and she can clear her directors loan.

Whats the betting Yawn's frock that she's posing in has a tie belt at the back or bulldog clip tightening the fit, give it a month and it will fit (even though she's already a size 10) when she undoes the belt ta daaaa!! another 6 stone gone!!!

So Yawn reckons she "meets up with" her PT mentor weekly as part iof her course. Mentor lives in Scotland and I certainly haven't seen Yawn hopping on a plane or driving up there.

I hate to think what sort of half-arsed qualification she's doing. No doubt she'll be qualified by the end of the month from just a few mornings spent online.

My son is a qualified PT - he did this whilst working within the fitness industry (proper fitness industry not the "flogging aloe jizz" type of fitness industry) and had assignments, assessments , had to use real people as case studies etc. It'll be interesting to see if anything appears in Yawn's journey to being supposedly qualified.

If you squint and see the label on the box graphic it says “ambassador”. So not new, the same shit that got nowhere last time.

Yawn’s PT is a Forever bot and I don’t see any sign that she trains PTs (or am I missing something?). I don’t see how you could learn what you need to learn by doing it entirely online anyway.

I think this is a case of Yawn wanting to get close to anyone who might have some kind of audience so she can to try and pick up likely followers, best if they are the type of people who follow an FLP bot. Just like Forever Living days when she would suddenly be learning sign language or going cycling with a group of people. The old habit of seeing everyone as a potential sign up is wired into her. She probably knows someone tangled up in Forever and their followers are going to be the most amenable to signing up to what she is offering without daring to ask questions. It’s still all about getting endless new recruits, she is the product (or at least, the illusion of who she is) and it turns out that, as is always the case in MLM, the product is over-priced, irrelevant and can’t compete in a non-MLM market.

Yawn is probably charging her PT trainer more as her business coach than the PT is charging her for help with her “qualification”. Yawn will rinse her and then dump her, at which point she will be telling her audience she is fully qualified. Whether she will have an audience to tell remains to be seen.

@YouOKHun Yawn’s PT is a Forever bot and I don’t see any sign that she trains PTs (or am I missing something?). I don’t see how you could learn what you need to learn by doing it entirely online anyway.

Exactly! My son did his qualification whilst working in a sports setting 5 days a week alongside highly qualified PTs/fitness instructors/sports therapists etc NOT sitting at a laptop at the kitchen table posing for selfies and titting around with weights in the shed!

@OhMyGiddyAunt yes, she is definitely implying that she has face to face time with someone isn’t she? I think she has pushed someone who has the downline mindset into helping her while she does a completely worthless £9.99 course online. The downline-esque PT trainer meanwhile gets the “benefit” of Yawn’s coaching. What’s the betting the PT trainer is paying Yawn? I wonder how Yawn treats the trainer? Probably the same as she treats that other downline minded person (Techie). Lots of promises they will be sprinkled with Yawn’s special Success fairy dust and superficial friendship up until the moment they’ve outlived their usefulness.

Sad really, because we can see the upset and financial car crash coming Techie and PT’s way and they won’t question her in the same way as @Slw1984 did so they are unlikely to save their own skin in time :(. I think Techie is in a particularly vulnerable position given her Forever debts and she is clearly working hard in the background. Let’s hope she isn’t giving too much of her time to the joint venture with Yawn but I fear Yawn is taking up a lot of it. The PT may get dumped a bit sooner.