Botwatch 90!!!! MLM is dying but we are still watching and sadly there are still many victims. 99.6% of participants in these “legal” schemes lose money but they are STILL being promised the world by MLM. And ‘coaching’ scams are just as bad!

[Spongebobette]

New Fred

welcome one and all to bot watching- where we pint out the lies and manipulation by ‘bots’ - those involved in network marketing, coaching etc etc

there is no magic money tree so don’t be fooled!

Saw a list of Christmas Carol spoonerisms earlier on. This one had a certain MLM vibe: “Sail the Hun of righteousness!”

Very good @HotAsSatansBalls. I’d like to add:

Away In A Mangy Thatch

I Saw Three Shits Go Sailing By [on their way to the FGR]

The Sent to Coventry Carol [Yawn solo]

Hark the Herald Angles [Dim Bot solo]

O Come All Ye Faithful [and join the Aloe Movement]

While Shepherds Watched their stocks by Night [all seated in their back bedroom, an angel of the Lord came down and said, ‘you’ll never shift that lot’.]

Deck the Halls with Tape from the Mortgage Company Flalalalala-lalalalarrrrrggghhhhhh

Lairy’s Boy Child [Hark now hear all his personal details]

@YouOKHun in the bleak mid winter, coaching business down ,

Does anyone follow a bot (ex assistant head teacher) she is in Uber's downline and can be seen round her table 18/12. I'll call her EXHA.

She has come out with a right whooper claiming when she first started she earn't 1k a month and then within 16 weeks she was on 30K a month, now bearing in mind she's been botting for at least 7 years. There is absolutely no way she's earning or earn't 360K a year for the last 7 years, bollocks has she. A clue is the famous stieff bear but remove the i for the first name and surname is a fortification and castle in Flensburg, Schleswig.

After the christmas break I'm going to challenge her but in the meantime I have taken screenshots.

@YouOKHun 😂

Oh holy shite! The Revenue’s a-calling
It is the night of the dire tax return …

……..

We three bots, disoriented are
bearing grifts we’ve copied so far
Witchy magic, scams so tragic
manifesting Nada!

Oh! What a blunder!
Life is shite
Thatch is mouldy
Money’s tight
ASA has got the screws in
Just deserts are now in sight.

Here’s one for Castle and Bruv (with apologies to Jose Feliciano):

F-leece mum and dad!

That's brilliant! so funny and so true!

Oh come all ye gullible!

Castle is making all kinds of income claims. According to her she made 80k 🤣🤣

@HotAsSatansBalls 🤣😆🤣😆.

BTW, how many members did the 666 group have? It only seems to have 24 which I’m sure is a lot less than it had in September. The Unlucky Club has only four more members, presumably with much crossover.

I assume there is a lot of competition for the New Year’s resolution crowd so I can’t see it picking up. Who is going to pin their 2026 ambitions on two silly feckers doing bad star jumps in front of a sofa propped up against the wall? That’s if anyone knows Yawn and her new BFF exist. Hopeless.

1000 members by Christmas was the aim I seem to remember

manifesting clearly doesn’t work then

That was LAST Christmas she said that!

Anything’s possible with Photoshop, Canva, and Bruv’s crayons.

Travel MLM hun on MN alert:

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/small_business/5446452-tired-mum-and-full-time-employee-considering-a-business-venture

Wait a minute, I did an Advanced Search and they're posting all over the place, looking for mugs:

https://www.mumsnet.com/search/advanced#/?username=CharlieGore&type=all&page=1&sort=_search

Oh wait, they've been zapped now. Good work MN!

In years gone by, Uber and all would be posting about hitting year end CC targets and qualifying for chairman’s bonus.

Did I get the time or year wrong or miss the posts, or is it all quiet in Uberworld ?

Yawn is wittering on about being 28 and laying awake worrying about money, and finding financial freedom blah blah blah, look how fabulous I am now though!!

It seems she's forgotten about the rotten manky thatch, the fact that her husband has had to go and get an actual job to support her in her waffly woo bollocks pretending at being a entrepreneur and the fact she owes £200k.

She's slogged and flogged that Aloe for 15 years and has nothing to show for it, other than a yellow suitcase full of broken dreams.

Ah when you realise that you thought money was the problem but in fact your relationship with money shaped everything

what on earth does that even mean??!!

So Yawn is tapping into the post Christmas anxiety about money and promoting her ‘manifesting money’ course

which you pay her for

🙄🙄🙄🙄

Yup, last year she probably made a bit on the C9's based on post Christmas health kicks, but this year she's got to show the commitment to 666.

I wonder how many build a bear memberships will be renewed?

One good tip for saving money in the new year is to cancel subscriptions 😉

Last year she was still clinging on to FLP and still had some visibility. This year nobody is looking in her direction. @Justdancevance you’re right that there doesn’t seem to be much trumpeting of the aloe opportunity and if FLP is quiet what does that say for lonesome coaches like Yawn who is much further down the food chain these days.

One bad bit of news is that one of my DD’s school cohort has signed up for FLP fresh out of university. Really sad to see. I don’t know her so can’t say anything, but what a damaging start to working life. I’m really surprised there is such enthusiasm from her parents. With the difficulty many graduates are having with getting work it does make me wonder if there will be a renewed push by these scams to try and hook graduates using this particular vulnerability.

Oh that’s infuriating. I wonder who is her upline ‘leader’

@SpongebobetteI can’t work out who her upline is but what concerns me is that having gained a sports psychology degree she has now got a job in a local private girls’ school. She will be “supporting health and wellbeing as part of my journey to becoming a mental health professional”. I’m hoping she will realise that FLP is costing her money and she will quit before there is any fusion of teen girls’ wellbeing and her need to recruit “20 people” (her goal). I know the head of pastoral care and they won’t have MLM on the premises at school fairs and such like so she will need to be very careful to keep her botting separate.

At the moment she is a victim and I think she has been taken in by all the welcome to FLP messages on the FLP page :(