Botwatch 90!!!! MLM is dying but we are still watching and sadly there are still many victims. 99.6% of participants in these “legal” schemes lose money but they are STILL being promised the world by MLM. And ‘coaching’ scams are just as bad!

[Spongebobette]

New Fred

welcome one and all to bot watching- where we pint out the lies and manipulation by ‘bots’ - those involved in network marketing, coaching etc etc

there is no magic money tree so don’t be fooled!

In another bit of detective work .... I just looked up the website of where Mr Yawn works.

He still appears on a group photo but his photo is no longer there in the Meet the Team bit (it was when we first discovered it). Now I don't for one minute think he no longer works there ... I think he's just requested that his mug shot isn't there. Causes too many questions to be asked

Interesting! Does that mean a Google search doesn’t find him on that site?

Bruv posted about his friend (with picture of a lady in scrubs) ‘pulling a sickie’, and her name.

What kind of tool does this

Imagine the scene at Mr Yawn's hush-hush J.O.B. ...." excuse me Mr Boss, Mrs Yawn has demanded that my name and photo be removed from the company website due to a sensitive situation around privacy"

Mr Boss , tapping nose knowingly: "Oh ok, I didn't realise she worked for one of those places. Which is it ? MI5? MOD? GCHQ?"

Mr Yawn (sheepishly) " Erm...."

@JustdancevanceThe kind of tool who lies to the Advertising Standards Authority? The kind of middle aged tool who is happy to leach off his parents while making his DM the butt of his jokes? The kind of tool who sucks up to anyone who is superficially successful and has zero moral compass? The kind of tool who has been skiving off for years so doesn’t recognise pulling a sickie as a problem, or a problem for her if his post reaches her employers or irritated colleagues?!

Do you think the senior Castles know, in their heart of hearts, what their grifter daughter and son are really like? Do they ever wonder why neither has a proper job with a pension, sick pay and benefits? Can they not see that, unlike Mr Senior who had an actual business, neither offspring really has, it’s all pretend and posturing?

or are they easily fooled and think they are wonderful and talented?

I’m not one to say it’s not a business because it’s not a conventional one and doesn’t have the usual salaried benefits, as we ourselves have quite a niche business, and more than once have heard ‘do you make good money from doing that’ ? ( yep we do) however not once have we needed to rope parents in to fund it !! That’s my big issue - and she really excelled herself this week by telling suckers they should cut down constant social media posting -pots and kettles come to mind. If that successful , why are you constantly posting -

She posts about everything non stop!!!

@Spongebobette I suspect Mr Castle Senior probably realises. He had a very successful business built on very tangible skills and he must be making some kind of comparison between his working life and his children’s. He must know who is paying for the circus. Mrs Castle Senior is a grafter too but I get the sense she doesn’t question it so much and she is very quick to defend the pair of them on social media. Whereas Mr Castle, on the rare occasions he’s caught on film, never looks quite as convinced. Perhaps he lies awake at night in their servants’ quarters trying to work out how he can have done so well yet be heading for the workhouse.

I wonder if he was hoping to hand the reins of his business to one of his offspring but was sensible enough to realise how disastrous that would have been.

@SnoogyWoo good work! I really feel Yawn should be a much better liar at this point in her “career”. I suppose if you exist in such a bubble you know longer have a grasp of what is credible or easily disputed by people not in your thrall.

Yes I think Mrs Senior is dazzled by the glamour and busy-ness

Yawns household appliances aren’t listening to her manifesting positivity and longevity by the looks of…

A broken boiler before Christmas but never fear, her local plummer (sic) has mended it free of charge and been saddled with a bottle of Bot Champagne for his trouble. Sounds like a quick fix for now. Yawn has some very big expenses looming and no sign of the thousands of real subscribers needed to keep the wolf from the door.

Is she still selling the C9 etc? The New Year has always brought the hope of making a killing from the new year dieters. Perhaps the 666 club is what she is banking on now?

I think she is banking on the 666 club, with lots of posts coming up in January

Mr Castle knows exactly what he’s dealing with. Those posts ‘my dad drove me to x, 8 hours driving so now he understands exactly what I do’’. The poor man, having to listen to castle waffle all day. I’m guessing castle has exaggerated how much money she lost to them to hide her own spendthrift ways. He built her an office but now she’s saying that her mum isn’t keeping her son away so I guess that’s another renovation cost down the pan.

Castle used to post about how she was ‘spoiling her parents’ and ‘taking care of these ‘beautiful humans’ whereas the reality was quite different. They were selling their beloved house, buying a mobile home but she ‘let them’ put it in the garden so they could provide 24/7 childcare, garden maintenance and cleaning, what a spoiling 🙄

@Justdancevance unless this was100% by their choice rather than somewhat of a financial necessity, it’s absolutely diabolical .

FYI yawn, no running is allowed in the cathedral. More to the point it's clear you were shipped out for the day by your nitwit husband to keep you occupied. Hey plenty of xmas temp jobs going. Primark is hiring...you can buy more of the cheap crap you wear.

@Sugarplum48 what does the hubby do job wise?

Merry Christmas Botwatchers! May your roof be solid enough for the reindeers and sleigh to land and may your chimneys be insured for Father Christmas to enter your homes with a sack on non-Aloe gifts!

@YouOKHun you too

A very Happy Christmas and MLM-free 2026 botwatchers!!!

lol @YouOKHun, merry Christmas you lovely folks

Merry Christmas to you all, Have a wonderful time x

Season’s greetings to all bot-botherers!

Merry Christmas Bot Watchers! Hope Santa’s been kind to you. Here’s to a peaceful and prosperous new year. To any bots who are watching us watching you: may Satan give you what you truly deserve, and may you continue to manifest piss and effluence in 2026.

Merry Christmas from Botypotty, good luck for all and looking forward to the continual decline of all MLM's.