Botwatch 88 !! MLM is dying but we are still watching and sadly there are still many victims. 99.6% of participants in these “legal” schemes lose money but they are STILL being promised the world by MLM.

[YouOKHun]

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Castle is having a go at dangerous driving just like Spagetti Bot. Looking mainly at the camera to her side while flying along. Imagine the kind of damage she’ll do in a modern Rangey when she drives into someone’s small car?

The accompanying post asks ‘What if your next income stream doesn't depend on Social media, Audience Growth or even Launching???’. I feel like saying, ‘your income depends on your weak parents’ but I won’t as I only want to be blocked by one liar this week.

@Botpotty I’ve now made the mistake of looking at Mrs Boring’s vomity love story. She says she was languishing way down somewhere in Mr Boring’s downline until she managed to kettle him into a registry office after many months of offering to play with his Gentleman’s Pride in his Milton Keynes bachelor pad. Now she is at the top of the Forever Living business…

I then go on to read another post where she has been brown-nosing Eric W. She says we shouldn’t be using the phrase side hustle to describe her profession. It is a grift, not a profession. She also reminds us that MLM is a $200m a day industry and that 75% percent of those involved are women. Perhaps she has fallen for what sounds like EW spin. It doesn’t occur to her that most of that money is going to a few people at the top and nearly all of them are men like EW and her DH. She is only getting a better proportion of the money by marrying her upline’s, upline’s, upline’s, upline’s upline. This does not demonstrate that it’s an ideal industry for women nor does it demonstrate her personal success in making the unworkable work for her. The woman is a complete arse.

Kettle him and Gentleman's Pride! :) She blocked me on my main last time when I questioned how many women were directors at FL and linked the income statement for good measure, no dialogue just blocked and deleted so she knows it's all bollocks. Her FB and Insta are both tumbleweed and they don't appear in this months charts for top 10 whatever it is on the FBO page, tje sooner they're gone the better, the whole rotton lot of them.

I was just thinking how funny it would be if I replied to messages I’ve had from bots. Acted interested. Turned up to an event and casually mentioned what my job is.
I bet they would all be blocking me on everything quicker than they can throw up from drinking their gloop.

do it and airdrop screen shots of the income claim, their failing uk accounts and all their lies, do it , do it, do it please :)

@Norma27 you don’t live anywhere near Cheshire do you? I think any Forever Living recruitment event the former accountant Mr Boring Name is running in his Turkish Barber-esque high street shop is where you’d be the most welcome.

I am not near there @YouOKHun
i didn’t realise he had that other business. I had forgotten about boring name and had forgotten I was going to watch her stories: will do that now.
I would be very welcome there though by the sound of it 😂

I’m actually close to the new head office! Even easier for me to attend.
In a previous life I worked on the same road 😂

Headband did another launch last night, there's photos of them doing aloe shots, the faces of some of them straight after the shots 😂😂

It looks like Yawn’s techie friend is getting involved in Forever Living again. I’m sure that’s “thanks” to Yawn. Yawn is also benefitting from techie’s more concrete website skills which seems to have pulled in some customers (if it’s true). What’s the betting they have signed up for the techie input rather than Yawn’s crap? Techie is going to regret her involvement with Yawn.

When you listen to yawn describe who the "new" clients are tells you that they are not new, divorce bot being one.

Yawn in her stories said her and techie bot launched their business last week but it was on 13/5 so it was a whole month, so 1 new client a week who were not new, ok then.

Exactly. She's full of shit as usual. Silly cow really needs to remember the cesspit of lies she keeps spewing.

‘Who is the Unlucky Club really for?’ asks Yawn. Good question, we’re not sure either Yawn. The gullible?

I wondered why she’d mentioned it twice today and went and had a look. I see it’s down to 58 members now so she is probably feeling the need to mention its existence. A price rise for Unlucky members will focus the ones who haven’t got around to cancelling yet. Could she end up with under 20 members by the time the Unlucky Club is one year old (if it makes it that far)?

What was the goal? 1000 members by (last) Christmas?

Yes it was.....

Here is Uber’s and 2Jags’s strategy for entrepreneurs to find customers (their words). It looks very much like the same old instruction to downlines to plunder every area of their lives to try and recruit more bot customers. There is no strategy, there is no skill. The success has traditionally come from having access to a lot of names and taking a scatter gun approach and being prepared to tell potential recruits it’s working for you when it isn’t and being prepared to tell them what they want to hear even if you know it won’t work for them either. It also helps if it’s 2015 but unfortunately for them it’s 2025 and a very different landscape.

The problem for Uber and 2Jags is that there are far fewer people prepared to give such expensive products the time of day and therefore fewer recruits among those still unaware of MLM. And then there is the problem of many more being well aware of the problematic nature of MLM. If bots approach anyone in the settings 2Jags mentions on her slide the chances of getting a very negative response is higher than it’s ever been. Badgering people at the gym or outside the classroom is more likely to bring a negative response from the gym or the school as well. Approaching people at the baby group, in the workplace or the street corner is likely to be shut down very quickly. It doesn’t matter how many personal thank you notes Mr Scamaloupolis sends Uber to remind her that FLP UK and everyone in it is hashtag One Team, it won’t change the fact it isn’t 2015 anymore.

Ahh they must yearn for the good old days!

What has happened to Yawn's legs in the Insta story pic when she's posing whilst on the phone
Zoom in .....one smooth and slim leg and one that looks like lumpy and twice the size

And what and whom is she paying for this ‘3 day course’ about ‘following intuition in business’??

Meanwhile outside the shit show that is Forever Living in the UK it is also hard going for the coach bots going it alone. In fact it’s pretty much the same process with the same poor outcomes.

Yawn’s recently mentioned speaking engagement is at the invitation of the client with whom she had a complimentary call today. The potential client has outed herself on Yawn’s Insta stories and she is … drumroll … some sort of coach/network person. Her fledgling company is incorporated at CH. She already has far more engagement than Yawn so I’ve no idea what wisdom she is expecting from Yawn*. In fact the only Insta posts which are notably down on interaction are the ones talking about Yawn’s guest spot. The whole circus is about coaches trying to put themselves in front of another coach’s audience to see if there are any gullible people to be nicked from another coach’s following who will pay for meme based bizniz guidance with a side order of magical thinking. These “super exciting” contacts between coaches may be dressed up as a client/coach relationship or as a “collab” until the parties either fall out or realise there are no victims to be had from the other’s following. I think Yawn has gone cold on Divorce Bot, not because she fears the consequences of DB’s previous conduct but because it’s clear DB has no followers.

Is there anyone knocking about in this twilight world who isn’t either a would be coach or a bewildered MLM bot or both?

*Yawn will be passing on the learning from the course she took today about Living Your Rich Life.

@OhMyGiddyAuntthat’s what happens when your DH has photoshopped your left leg but has to stop because he needs to go to work so he leaves the right leg to your inferior photoshopping skills. Either that or her smooth left leg is a false leg without which neither she or her tall stories stand up.

@Spongebobettewho knows but her reason for doing the course is that apparently she isn’t so arrogant that she thinks she is the finished article. I beg to differ - I think she is finished.

OMG that leg 😂😂

What’s an ‘audacious visibility strategist’ FFS

‘break free of the fuckery’

nice branding 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

I know @Spongebobette it looks like it’s less a case of breaking free from the fuckery as walking straight into the worst kind of fuckery there is, all dressed up as some kind of empowerment.

I think the strategy of an audacious visibility coach is to be loudly sweary and shouty and use a lot of that bubble shaped typeface that appears in the margins of the exercise books of distracted year eight girls. Coloured in using a bright pink felt tip just like it is on the fuckery insta page. I’m not going to comment on her content except to say that if her audience has the same kind of beliefs and attitudes as the audacious coach does and is as vocal as she is then Yawn is going to get a rough ride when she hobbles up to podium with her false leg to give the audience the benefit of her provincial mindset.