Botwatch 87!!! Yes we are still battling MLMs! When 99.6% of people joining MLM are destined to lose money is that an opportunity or a scam?

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Welcome one and all to the latest thread in a long series

We are here to expose the huns and bots who lie, exaggerate and prospect victims who don’t realise that the income claims and aspirational lifestyle are unachievable

ooh thanks for keeping tabs I'd forgotten to look the last couple of days, Been busy (as in real life, in my real JOB with real money, real friends and family)

Just another thought as Mr Yawn is Admin for the Unlucky Membership Group then surely he must see a) how low the numbers are and b) the numbers are declining. (unless of course she manages his FB account).

Despite the launch of her Affiliate Programme, the multiple photo shoots, Social Media Courses, Cash to Candy the Coach and a new plether wardrobe it's still a non starter.

It's totally baffling how she just ploughs on. How much worse can things get before she really needs to throw in the towel.

Those numbers will include her mum, Mr Yawn, and other family members to bulk up the total of course

I think the number of paying members is much lower

oh I 100% agree there are nowhere near 65 paying members.

As she no longer seems to be promoting FL or "recruiting" and only selling via her secret page (presumably at cost) her remaining downline must be her only source of income and I can't see her that making much.

I’ve caught bits of yesterdays and this mornings ‘patch (from) the thatch’ lives…yawn is a truly awful salesperson, she had some 90s dance radio station on which she kept turning up everytime a ‘banger’ came on which drowned out what she was saying, she was stealth boasting about her glossy thick hair and skin and how the collagen in the patches were responsible for this, she’s obviously got the worst perimenopause symptoms so needs all the patches for this and on top of all of this moaned numerous times about how hard it is to talk to ‘you lot’ for 3 hrs constantly. A gracious host she is not. Her viewing numbers only ever peaked at mid 20s too so she’s not pulling in the numbers either

It seems Yawn has left behind The Good Life of simple pleasures and views out of her back door courtesy of stock photos of rolling countryside, in favour of theoretical money and snaps of fake LV bags etc. It’s a classic NWM approach which would have worked better back in 2012.

I think the training course she attended the other day has told the students (who are probably all identikit coaches and would-be influencers) that they need to stand out from the crowd. So now they are all doing identikit things to stand out from the crowd. I fear Yawn may have been given the idea that she should be more edgy, or God forbid, humourous. There was a French playwright/actor called Sacha Guitry who said, ‘you can pretend to be serious but you cannot pretend to be witty’.

How is Yawn advising someone ‘in the corporate world ’ to go for ‘a big management position’?

what possible advice does she have apart from ‘step into your power’

it’s crazy

Also, she needs to decide whether she’s working her ass off or has endless free time. Both can’t be true

Advising someone in the corporate world? Well what absolute bollocks, the corporate world is dog eat dog, so I think whoever this (fake) person is, is more than capable of climbling the greasy pole without the help of an ex MLM bot who's not been in paid employment for over 17 years, what a joke...

The selfie video of 2jags at the Trafford Centre, how can they film those and not just feel ridiculous, Mr 2jags looks so uncomfortable like a proper 'what are you doing?!' Face. I'd feel so silly, what do they think it achieves? Also isn't it funny how they're all one big happy FL family, but you only ever see 2jags and headband posing together at events, they both frequent some of the same places but never together. Headband must still be too far down the pecking order for a coffee after 11 years.

Yawns step 3 of why businesses fail is a precise description of the last 6 months of her social media stories

Oh the irony!

The irony 😂

She really has written the absolute blueprint of what she has been doing wrong hasn’t she? Has she no self-awareness or does she think that we won’t notice?.

But she’s not alone, it’s what happens to lots of victims of MLM still trapped in the mindset (and it’s their panic that she used to monitise). Now those former MLM victims are trying to kick off coaching careers and businesses that are often really not viable and in their new panic they’re are jumping to guidance from Yawn who promises to coach them to success but is no further forward than they are. And to retain those customers she must first position herself as amazing and remind them they are lacking. It’s like a version of Hell where they all exist, gaslighting each other and sharing meme based wisdom, where the punishment is poverty, self-doubt and isolation in a baby pink and rose gold coloured Canva style torture cell. Dante’s 10th circle of Hell (General Hundom).

BINGO! Retired husband my arse you lying Yawning person. The link below I present to you Mr Yawn in all his working glory. (check the about us photo on the right).

movableacousticwalls.co.uk/about-us/

Wow, good spot. Has she claimed he’s retired recently or just avoided the subject and tried not to appear alone in all the posts?

Great find! I'm sure she mentioned a few years ago that she was able to retire him because she was making so much money, but also, if you think about it even if I'm mistaken she hasn't ever mentioned his J.O.B has she? Not once...

Oh wow…excellent work @Botpotty, I’d love to know how long he’s been there for

by looking at that photo if you scroll down quite a while I'd say at least 10 years :)

@Botpotty how on earth did you find that gem of info?? Me and my mate have tried to find out. Great detective skills.

@Botpotty probably best to get that YouTube link deleted pronto!

That is an absolutely shocking photo of yawn. Her posture is terrible. The outfit is cheap and bland and entirely unflattering.

I really can’t understand why she’s using those dreadful promo shots, unless there is some odd kickback for her.

Great work @Botpotty .

I knew it was only a matter of time before someone would discover concrete evidence of him working.

have reported not sure how to delete my self. Agree it's identifying I'm a pillock