Botwatch 87!!! Yes we are still battling MLMs! When 99.6% of people joining MLM are destined to lose money is that an opportunity or a scam?

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Welcome one and all to the latest thread in a long series

We are here to expose the huns and bots who lie, exaggerate and prospect victims who don’t realise that the income claims and aspirational lifestyle are unachievable

I think in reality what we are seeing is a woman who is lost in the real grown up world. A woman who has no idea how to run a business but needs to be seen to be a success. Professionalism isn't key to her and clearly isn't something she's been taught on the many many many courses she's been on. Business acumen also hasn't been learnt. Damn infact she's learnt nothing other than how to fake a fake business. Now if she taught people that she might make money🤣🤣 There you go yawn, you can have that idea for free!!!

I take this to mean that within Forever Living it’s toxic and everyone is a bitch

Triggered far to easily for a so called successful professional

That dress over jeans looks like a cheap dressing gown. I've never know anyone to be so self obsessed. Did the dog, l mean husband take those pics??

She must’ve turned two pages at once …

I think we are seeing the results of the top notch social media training Yawn attended

1. The bra video - perhaps the start of a series of hilarious videos to grab attention
2. the ‘who else can think of a way to repurpose a piece of clothing’ post - to get responses/ engagement

I’ve been keeping half an eye on Salon as she’s my other local bot and she seems to have had a rough time with ongoing gynae issues so hasnt done much posting BUT she’s back in full flow this week. Against the advice of her consultant, she’s fully back on ‘product’ now as she’s put on a stone since her surgery / rest and our fave choc chicken company have handily introduced a natural Ozempic this week 🙄. It appears to be some sort of fybogel that thickens into a solid lump and is so much more effective than Ozempic (obviously) so she’s determined to drop 2 clothes sizes in 6 weeks using it.

Also, whilst messing around on TikTok, I seem to have had my algorithm set for mlm so keep getting loads of juice plus ads plus a company called UNICITY whose reps are flogging a Yerbamate powder drink and 2 fibre sachets a day for £150 a month and if you buy then you can join their team with your own ‘code’ to give to your friends and family. It seems to be US in its origins.

Why has Yawn been getting up at 5.15am every day?! 🤔

Surely if you're as successful as her with all that free time then there's no pressure to set an alarm for such a stupid time

I’m always suspicious of people like Yawn who get up really early in the morning for no good reason. This sort of behaviour makes me wonder if they’re anticipating a dawn raid, so they’re mindful to be up in good time beforehand to do their makeup and hair to look insta ready for their mugshot, or the inevitable video footage of the arrest that’ll appear after they’ve been sentenced for some unspeakable crime or other. 😉

@BSintolerant talking of unspeakable crimes, tight pleather can take a while to get into so that probably requires an early start.

It’s not a dress over jeans FFS it’s “a chic satin duster coat” 😂

Is it “courtesy of” any particular sweatshop @PieonaBarm ?😉

Actually she probably has to spend a while doing her hair and full face of slap before going for a 10k run, as you do....

Haha! Very true @YouOKHun. Those pleather trousers must cost her a fortune in talcum powder; I imagine they’re a bugger to get in and out of without talc and a risk assessment.

Her poor dog was giving her a funny look because it knows she’ll expect it to help her get them off by getting hold of the elasticated leg cuff and pulling it off while she’s flat on her back wriggling around like a salted slug. Mr Yawn will no doubt be attending to the other trouser leg, wondering how his life has come to this. 🙈

A "friend" gave it her but her norks are too big for it, hence the refashion.....

They’ll be grazing her knees if she puts her bra through anymore disrobing contortions.

Friend 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's the funniest thing I've heard all day 🤣🤣🤣

She means the woman she’s paying g to coach her

This is what Yawn’s testimonial on her coach’s Insta says

very interesting about Forever Living - that word toxic again

funny how she never mentioned at the time how desperate she was for an alternative- she spun it as an evolution rather than an escape plan

also funny how her new business is basically exactly the same as her coach’s

I wonder how Yawn defines success?

The only thing broken and destroyed is her bank account. Yawn doesn't possess the ability to be broken or destroyed as she's not intelligent enough

This just reconfirms when she says "MY" other business that BOTS don't have their own business. If this was truly your own business you wouldn't tolerate toxic behaviour you'd get HR involved and manage the situation correctly.

If she carries on with the woo and planty patches (which compete with FL's wellbeing range) and doesn't shift enough gloop in her secret discount group FL will bin her off and just move her diminishing downline to the next sucker just like Homeschool when she became problematic.

It's will be interesting to see if she goes to Paris Rally. She'd promised Mr Yawn a romantic getaway I reckon she's opted to take the cash and will spin it as she's too busy launching and touching her own new business. It will be a decision 'led by her heart'. Happy to be proved wrong just for the awkward photos.

Being mentioned in the advert she referred to on Ancestry.com with other inspirational women!

Hmm

interesting note on the Forever Living Global Rally page

they are making it crystal clear that if your flight is cancelled or delayed, you are on your own - wonder if this message is being made prominent due to Yawn’s meltdown in India?

Note:
Each FBO is an independent business owner and therefore does not have any insurance coverage through Forever Living Products. The FBO is responsible for ensuring they have sufficient travel and medical insurance to protect themselves against anything that may go wrong and to cover any third-party claims arising in connection with the incentive trip, including, but not limited to, injury, sickness, (or death), medical and other emergencies, damage to personal property, and any expenses associated with cancelling or cutting short their trip, missed transport or delayed departures for reasons beyond their control.

Has Yawn got the balls/is she stupid enough to go to Paris after badmouthing the toxic culture and bullies of FL?