Botwatch 86!!! the continuing saga of MLM. When 99.6% of people joining MLM are destined to lose money is that an opportunity or a scam?

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On this thread we are botwatchers - watching multi level marketing bots and exposing their manipulations and misleading claims

Absolute clown of a women. Right I'm of to my actual real life job that pays me a salary each month. Happy Wednesday all.

Bonkers

I think she is shifting her image towards "science" as she realises the extreme Woo isn't working and it's C9/weight loss season which is more compatible in her mind with science than woo. Uber has appeared with her non-Woo coaching as well. Plus Yawn needs FLP more than ever and that's not really about wands and beams of light.

How to not abandon all the fairy dust and magical thinking that you've been banging on about for months but also rebrand as you've parked yourself in a corner full of non-commercially minded loons depending on their star sign for guidance. Answer: become all about sciencey woo. Just say words like "research" and "science" and perhaps wear big glasses for that intellectual look.

Does this mean she'll soon be wheeling out one of the completely made up 'Einstein' quotes about the LoA that bots are so fond of? (I am currently blocked, please tell me if she does so I can complete my bingo card).

I chuckled at the post where Yawn said ‘People keep asking what I actually do’

Shame her husband doesn’t ask the same! 😂

Her latest event is apparently about Elf sabotage
I thought it was Facebook cropping the image badly, but no, that's all Yawn's own handiwork... so professional!

I’ve often wondered how to sabotage an elf - do you pin its ears to the wall?

Here's a photo I took earlier of my dear little downlines sabotaging an elf. Yawn is very late to the world of Elf Sabotage and Goblin Gaslighting - too much time spent pissing around with a wand and a pair of photoshopped wings.

Elf Sabotag is just hilarious

Many a true word is spoken in jest. Salon's daughter is very astute considering the shite her mother spouts.

And there we go...."going back to coaching my network marketing team is easy". Admission that she's right back in with flp as that's where she's earning pennies to pay for her badly done nails.

If someone had joked that Yawn would be going on yet another branding photoshoot I wouldn’t have believed them…

lol and she’s with that absolute grifter that is supposed to be coaching her

Wonder how big her overdraft is now??

Oh god she’s in my neck of the woods. I really don’t get why you need so many photo shoots, do they think that’s the missing piece to success? I get you need some nice shots for your website but once every 3 or 4 years is fine not every 3 or 4 weeks. What a waste of money.

Yawn presumably signed a contract to do X amount of photo shoots when she thought the unlucky girl club was going to be a huge success and is now stuck doing them!

I guess it gets her out of the house for the day....wonder if the wand will make an appearance this time?! 🤔😂

Do I detect a little bit of photo manipulation? In the "ready for my photoshoot" post, in the pleather dress, Yawn's hand is on her hip and the line of the dress below her hand doesn't correspond with where the line of the dress emerges from beneath her hand at the waist. The dress does look more slender than in the photo taken later by someone else. I may be wrong.

I'm not mentioning this as any comment on how she looks or her body but on the contradiction of edited and manipulated images used to back up messages of authenticity and empowerment to the tiny group of downlines and lost souls who put their trust in her to guide them with integrity.

I think the faux leather dress makes her look a little matronly. Especially with the boots. Pair of killer heals would have looked better.

The possibly manipulated photo is on her stories btw. The funny business with the line of the dress is slightly obscured by the writing.

Surprised she didn't take her clip on fake fringe

@YouOKHunI think you may be correct. Her wrist and watch in the first picture also look very thin/small compared to the rest of her arm. There is definitely something off about that side of the picture.

I honestly could give a toss about what size she is or what she weighs but to me it just comes across as her being dishonest again.

That dress looks like something from a knock-off sofa shop's bargain basement

@botpotty yes, something sensible said by someone connected to Salon at last.

Not only has Salon got a problem with her shitty lipstick but now someone has gone crazy with the scissors and made a laughing stock of her Cockapoo by making her look like she isn't Salon's dog and making her look like "an absolute clown". Remind me, what is it they say about dogs and their owners looking the same?

Headband: "I will always take risks to be the best version of myself because someone very special is watching".

As this quote is accompanied by yet another video of her young child on her open social media, I've rewritten the quote for her.

"I always take risks with the safety of someone very special because I have no idea who is watching him"

@YouOKHun oh so true yes dogs and their owners, but not sure if her cockapoo is also a bitch? She's a hair dresser surely she can get her own scissors out rather than slagging off the groomer on a public profile? Maybe we can rename her Bozo Bra*nan?