Botwatch 86!!! the continuing saga of MLM. When 99.6% of people joining MLM are destined to lose money is that an opportunity or a scam?

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On this thread we are botwatchers - watching multi level marketing bots and exposing their manipulations and misleading claims

It's all that fake tan she plasters on herself. Grubby bugger needs a wash.

She’s up to the neck in it!

She thinks she looks good. Good job the husband and her adult kids housekeeping money pays her way enough to plaster that crap on herself.

I know it's naughty to laugh but really Yawn - fucking manifest a dictionary 😂😂😂

Yawn is an ADHD coach now ...

FFS Is that on Instagram? I'm blocked there.

She's desperate now I imagine. Was SO sure the academy was going to be a money-spinner, and has now realised that coaches are ten a penny, can't fall back on FL as she's burnt her bridges, and nobody gives a shit about whatever cleanse she's on now.

Uber posted a photo of a table of 'local' bots brainstorming in her kitchen earlier, Yawn noticeably absent. Ouch.

@dickiedavisthunderthighs you can still see her Insta even if you're blocked.

Just google "story viewer Instagram" and there are lots of options

"firmer and more enteric"?!? .... loosely translated, maybe she's trying to tell us that she's full of shit

@dickiedavisthunderthighs it's on her FB stories.

She is basically going to get the client to do a mind map but, she says, with lots of branches coming off it and get all the ideas/thoughts down on paper. Then Yawn is going to be the client's "logical filter". She will send the client away with instructions to declutter and "be organised" and write lists - all the things that are a struggle. She will add to the overwhelm by demanding their compliance and adoration and quickly become part of their problem. That's assuming the ADHD clients are real.

are these ‘clients’ diagnosed with ADHD? Or has Yawn decided she knows that’s the issue??

She thinks chorizo sausage is plant based so I’m not sure her judgement can be trusted

Guru Yawn proclaims “INTELLIGENCE IS ATTRACTIVE”.

How would she know? 🤔

She’s obviously worried about doing jury service. I hope she gets selected for a murder trial presided over by a District Judge - they usually take longer than six weeks. If I were in the dock I’d hate to think someone like Yawn was on the jury deciding my fate with her psychic powers.

Can you imagine the jury discussion with someone like her??

I wouldn’t want to manifest a jury with Yawn on it! Just imagine if her experience inspires her to advertise her “expertise” as a jury coach?

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I would dread her being on the jury for one of our cases. Plus they often last months and are very complex. She wouldn’t have the brain or attention span to understand the info. Too busy manifesting crap.

She's just been online and looks as if she's been crying. Obviously not got on a case today but that's not unusual.

She won't be able to use her phone constantly either so she won't be liking that!

I think that there’s a murder case coming up in the next couple of weeks in Yawnsville crown court. That could take a few weeks. It would keep her off SM for a while.

Not in the evenings it wouldn’t

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She’s excited again 🙄

Promising people they can manifest their dream life and manifest money is wicked

It’s possible she will report every morning, not be selected and will be home by lunchtime and after a week of that they release her

I bet she has spent the weekend bending Mr Yawn's ear and panicking about coping with the prospect of JS. It's an unknown situation that can't be tackled with a series of misleading posts on SM. She can't spend all morning glamming up for a dog walking Live, she will have to do as she is told, speak to strangers, be herself, speak up surrounded by those who don't have any interest in her, turn up on time. Let's face it, when she says she works in pockets of time she really does because like a lot of these bots she is essentially unemployed, so when something comes along potentially taking up some hours in the week in a structured way, it feels like monumental pressure.

For someone who claims they are a coach to non-NWM business people she is remarkably uncomfortable when she has to step outside the MLM world or even outside the Thatch.

I think she meant "energetic" .

I did this, it works!

Also, imagine the cognitive dissonance when you are put in the position of having to listen carefully and ascertain the TRUTH after listening to evidence and to the judge who emphasises the importance of the law. The judge also instructs you to take very seriously your task of coming to a judgment and only basing it on evidence drawn out by the barristers.

….,when your every waking moment is spent exaggerating and lying and faking, trying to convince people you are genuine when deep down you know you are not

it must be a shock to the system