Botwatch 85 the continuing saga of MLM. When 99.6% of people joining MLM are destined to lose money is that an opportunity or a scam?

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Yawn is too focused on the southern lights shining from her photoshopped thigh gap to look up at the night sky.

Castles ex-bff is taking calls from the FL head office in the US. Apparently the company has experienced growth. I presume what she means is the FL owners have made money, not that most bots are reaping the benefits...

'Who do we know in the UK who is gullible?'

'Take your pick! Anyone who is still flogging our business'.

'I need to call someone who is really daft. We've had the lowest turnover in more than a decade so I need to find someone who cares more about selfies and Prosecco than profits.
Someone who I can briefly flatter and then tell them profits are up. Someone who is unlikely to be able to hold a calculator the right way up'.

'Yawn?'

'No, she has gone down a soft porn spiritual rabbit hole' Anyway, she will only expand our lies to the point they're visible to our enemies, so not her'.

How about 2Jags? She doesn't even know the difference between profit and turnover. Get her on the phone and tell her anything you like'.

Yawn has had to resort to the old favourite of weight loss and is asking if people would be interested in her putting a course together about how she "got to perfect". The course would be 2 hours long and detail everything (well not quite everything I suspect) that she did to lose 6.5 stone. What possible new material could she come up with that is not endlessly documented by her already?

She had handed the reins of the Feel Fraudulent with Yawn page to some promising recruit but clearly that recruit found that FLP was a non starter as she has disappeared. I think the page has become Get your Zirconia Glow. She'd better delete that in case it gives away the entire content of the two hour course which she says she will be running in her private group. No doubt for the price of a number of Starbucks on top of the price of a Starbucks she is already charging both her non-purchased followers.

The new business is doing SO WELL they managed to go to Wagamama’s for lunch

dizzying success

and methinks she protests too much about how well it’s all going

Castle's ch file is not a good read. She is not the millionaire she claims. Who would of thunk it🤣🤣🤣

And the minuses get bigger!

It’s all her parents’ money. Her dad ran a successful business. They sold their big house and moved into a shed in Castle’s garden to become full time housekeepers, childminders and gardeners. They facilitate their children’s self indulgent lives.
Even the ‘investment property’ - I bet mum and dad bought it and dad did most of the work on it

Words again fail me...aside from, I presuming your vets talent and skill also played a substantial role

Unbelievable

I manifested going the pub and drinking gin. Guess where I am? 😂

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@PieonaBarm you’ve gone too far with this manifesting nonsense this time. Whatever possessed you to travel back in time to Hogarth’s London, to a scene resembling Gin Lane? I’d have preferred The Rake’s Progress myself. 😉

Yawn’s testimonial (which she’s invented all by herself) kills me. “Your kindness and warmth really shines through …” Is she referring to her photoshopped pornified-spirituality post (complete with thigh gap and foof halo) from the other day?

Just imagine Yawn, Nurse and Fierce performing this … 😉

I didn't manifest a £100 premium bond win this month but I got one. I hoped I would win but no more than I hoped I would win last month when I didn't win despite the same level of hope. Can anyone explain this in terms of LoA? What did I do differently this month to influence the positive outcome?

Yawn is making up these reviews. They are too neatly aligned to her agenda, a bit like her Q&As. Looking at the chronic low interaction I doubt she is getting much communication at all beyond those trying to please her and acting as willing supply. The "cheeky Wagamama" meal was, judging by her slightly strained look, an offer from Mr Yawn to try and placate her, not a celebratory meal.

Poor Mr Yawn

Yawn gyrating with that wand looks like she needs the loo. Most ridiculous thing I’ve seen.

Grrrrr how can an MLM like Forever Living be allowed to have a stand at the Job Show ??

A few MLMs in there among legit employers like the NHS and the Royal Mail

https://www.londonjobshow.co.uk/shepherdsbush/sponsors-exhibitors/

Yes very annoying @Spongebobette. Avon and FLP were there. I bet UW is there too though I couldn't see them the other day when I looked at the exhibitor list, but they're very good at pretending they're legitimate. The trouble is that FLP could, to the uninformed, look quite attractive compared to some other legitimate employers. What are the chances no income claims were made to people visiting the FLP stand?

I can’t believe that a successful corporate career woman needs to line up pretty pink notebooks to write down gratitude lists.

@Contraryjane yes it is hard to believe isn't it?!
Those journals are probably on Mr Yawn's desk. I'm sure she is sending herself glowing reviews and comments from dummy SM accounts/Mr Yawn's phone. There is just no way she is getting any interest in her Woo business. If she was she wouldn't need or have time to post so much on her main FB that still has FLP followers. The only interaction on her Unlucky Club page is 1-5 likes (often no interest at all) from some very random people. Nothing from FLP downlines and without their interest she is invisible. There is just no way the "serious business woman" is anything other than a figment of her imagination (or an inflation of the person's job).

She's is supposed to be appearing/speaking at an FLP event on 23rd Oct with £22 Bot and Tractor Bot. I wonder if she will appear? Not if Uber and ex-BFF are there! I get the sense FLP is featuring different bots and perhaps they've decided that featuring people who are no longer successful and have some toxic history isn't helping them and is attracting scrutiny.

There’s no way she’ll be speaking at that event. I’m surprised they haven’t altered it already

They haven't mentioned the event since 1st October so we will see if the line up has quietly changed @Spongebobette.

Mrs Homeschool is having another bash at reviving the latest scam. She hasn't mentioned it since August so it's hard to believe it's so amazing that it has other MLMs trembling. Oh and don't worry because she says "there isn't a Ponzi or pyramid in sight, just pure unadulterated opportunity". Just for reassurance she has gone extra heavy on the emojis as you'd expect from a serious and successful business person.