Botwatch 84!!! Research shows 99.6% of participants in MLM schemes lose money and much more. From Forever Living to Arbonne and everything in between - all scams

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New Fred!

I imagine that he's an absolute fucker tbh. His videos with Homeschool when they were together showed him in a very controlling light, and you don't get three failed marriages under your belt without being the common denominator.

No no surely he was just extremely unfortunate to marry three narcissists in a row
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I'm sure Weird Willy's disappearance and Mrs H's reappearance are related @dickiedavisthunderthighs. I think he's been told to get a proper job and provide somewhere adequate for his children when they are with him. I get the feeling she has won some sort of battle and he has lost. One thing is for sure, they are both good examples of what happens when MLM has finished with you. I'm sure their lives are ten times more difficult than if they'd never touched FLP.
Weird Willy is probably banking on a sizeable inheritance; he has the air of someone who is treading water waiting for someone else to pick up the tab.

Im just reading a style and beauty thread about how how much people spend on themselves each month. It’s quite interesting. This comment really stood out. All junior bots should read it and have a think….

’Actually for myself in terms of clothes/makeup etc? Nothing at all most months. A few times a year maybe £30 on Vinted. I have plenty of skincare from when I used to sell Temple Spa and maybe twice a year I'll buy, say, a new £10 mascara or bronzing powder.

Genuinely nothing else of that sort, but I do buy the odd magazine or bunch of flowers (if they're reduced!). If we have anything spare it tends to go on the house, but only the odd £50 here and there.

I absolutely cannot wait till I have some disposable income, it's been a long time.’

@10weekcountdown I've asked that person a bit more about TS. She's very positive but manages to describe all the classic pitfalls of MLM - that it's all about recruitment (and you're encouraged to do so), you are your own best customer, you can't make money from it and it's anti-social and time consuming.

No criticism of her but it doesn't help TS's case that it's not MLM and that it's "different". Supplying hotels and selling in Harrods doesn't cancel out the pyramid!

Got to love it when a bot (yawn) pops down to a dealership to get some photos sat in a nice vehicle to show off how successful they are 🤣

How very 2015!!!

It's a sign that the 'divesting from material wealth to enjoy the simpler life' message that she has been plugging lately to mask the dramatic downturn in her fortunes is not cutting it as MLM attraction marketing... Will she now be sneaking into the lobbies of posh hotels to take selfies before being chased out by security (à la vintage Wig'n'Sleaze)?

I never thought it was possible, but she's hit new lows of insufferability.

My first thought too @Twentytwentyhindsight. One sniff of borrowed luxury and Yawn's simple Good Life is parked.

Anyone can go to a car showroom, use a stock photo of some Louboutins/a Canyon in the US or use the check-in feature next to the entrance of Home House or wherever. She is ridiculous.

Surely some of her minions must smell a rat? Some have and have quietly disappeared recently. I wonder if you've spotted Scotbot backing away carefully, sprinkling Likes and effusive comments around to cover her tracks @dickiedavisthunderthighs?

Still, all the noise Yawn makes, the Limo photos and the woo programme and app won't pay the bills.

I wonder if she's made sure her app for the Cubicle Zirconia group is GDPR compliant?

Yawn, just stop. We know you are skint.
All the slap on your face, hair extensions, fake designer accessories, jacked-in waist, crap that you speak, doesn’t fool us.

An App? Yawn has an App?

like weird Willy had?

I read that as “An Ape? Yawn has an Ape?”

How did my brain conjure that? Monkey see, monkey do, maybe? 🙈

What if Yawn’s seeking hunspiration from Weird Willy? First it’s an App, then she’ll be driving a white van delivering vegetables to the wilds of Worcestershire, before she’s stopped by the police for sniffing Basil at the wheel …

I just had a pm from headband. Asking if I had a good birthday. I'm ignoring it 🤣🤣

Looks like Fierce's new witchy Facebook launch isn’t going well. Only 3 people in it and that includes herself, her husband and her friend. Thought she could launch multi million pound businesses in her sleep.

Why not reply saying ‘lovely thanks’ and see how quickly she tries to tempt you into the pyramid 👀

I'm at work today and can't really be bothered 🤣🤣 possibly tomorrow when I'm off

Everyone needs a hobby on their days off 😂

I get the impression this is an old photo of Yawn.

Reminds me of those ‘luxury’ vehicles they transport patients in to those dental/comestic surgery clinics in Turkey. In fact that water bottle looks a bit ‘foreign’….

Also looks like Ex FM sister isn’t too happy with the politics in her own NWM company at the moment!

I think she says it's from when she was a speaker at an event in turkey 😊

@Spongebobette Yawn's justification for the app is that it will stop her having to put things on SM when SM can go down and she could lose all that "valuable content". She says she learned this lesson recently when her Facebook pages suddenly disappeared at a very convenient moment. It's for her Diamanté Group and may be her way of hiding some of the rubbish she tells them. She can't really afford not to be public with everything as the whole thing relies on reaching new people. I expect the app (if it's real and if it happens) will be a load of the usual which once glanced at doesn't require a second visit.

@BSintolerant yes indeed. Who can forget Weird Willy finding a new credit card in the back of the drawer that he had failed to cut up when he found himself yet again on the insolvency register. What wisdom he showed in deciding to stick the cost of developing an app on that credit card. What could possibly go wrong? Quite a lot as it happens...

Do you think Mr Yawn is developing the app between providing some income and all the dogsbody roles? I can't believe she's got any money to pay someone else. If she is throwing money at her FLP or coaching business then she is showing the same wisdom as Weird Willy.

Yes it’s very familiar. Wasn’t it a group outside of FLP that invited Uber, who couldn’t make it so passed it over to Yawn. It was a masterclass on using social media in business. I don’t think they asked her back, I think Uber is a regular with them, a side hustle, who has a degree in PR so probably better prepared and qualified to coach.
I suspect Uber does a fair bit of “coaching” outside of FL. She has far more experience in actual business than Yawn does, and far more dangerous in MLM, similar to Bloodsucker. Yawn is very much a monkey see monkey do follower that hasn’t the intelligence to separate herself from the rest of the bots. I think she is frustrated that it doesn’t happen for her.

And as for the App, it’s pointless unless you make it publicly available. So much effort for 20-30 people to use, such a waste of money. But hey, just something else to brag about.
Mr Yawn will be spending all his free time maintaining and updating the app, all free of charge, very poorly thought out. Business is about making money, Yawn really is like a kid running a play sweet shop.

@Angrymum22 it was this time last year wasn't it? She clearly hasn't been asked back though I doubt that conference is worth repeating given the state of NWM.

I see Yawn has felt compelled to appear on Facebook to dispel rumours that she is leaving FLP. All the woo she's sharing is clearly not giving the gullible confidence. Anyway, she says she's not because she has LITERALLY built a strong stable business over the last 15 years. Well that isn't true is it Yawn? And she's reminding her followers that joining FLP is the best way to start your own business.

What she should say is that she isn't leaving FLP because she is clinging on for dear life, hoping that some 2015 style miracle will happen. It won't.

2Jags is selling FLP Lipbarms which presumably make your lips all barmy. Another one to add to the Bot Dickshunry. She says they are only £3.50 each. Chapstick from the supermarket is £1.09 and Aloe Vera and Vit E lip balm from Superdrug is £1.99. I suppose £3.50 represents a bargain compared to the £90 collagen the bots are having to buy themselves every month.