Botwatch 84!!! Research shows 99.6% of participants in MLM schemes lose money and much more. From Forever Living to Arbonne and everything in between - all scams

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New Fred!

'It' being the book.

She’s too busy doing g a TikTok about her tilted cervix 😬

Can't wait to see her Meisterwerk reviewed in tomorrow's literary supplements.

I volunteer as a reviewer!!

she’s certainly finished it, I’m convinced, because a) she held herself accountable and b) this book is a key piece of her IVF background and important to her coaching business

Just spent 2hrs of my life I’m never going to get back queuing(virtually) for Oasis tickets for DS. They cost me a small fortune but they will serve as a 21st birthday present for him.
I had a closer look at Ubers ticket shot she has gone for the ultra cheep seats. So much for living the luxury lifestyle. I’d have thought she’d be able to stump up for VIP at least.

Headband nobody thinks you're 28

Yawn is so devious. She is promoting two separate bots on her FB Stories and claiming each one "retailed" exactly £2860 in August. What a coincidence, each bot retailing an identical amount! She needs to clarify that the £2860 is around £1000 which then needs to be shared among 12 as @spanfan has said.

So how many hours did each bot devote to FLP in August to end up with c.£83 in monthly earnings before expenses? I hope not more than seven hours in the month of August to keep pace with the national minimum wage hourly rate.

A quick check of each bot reveals one who has no interaction on FB for her FLP posts and is working as a nurse. The other who has been slogging away at FLP for some time has added dog training to her portfolio, so clearly FLP wasn't enough. I wonder who the customers were?

This is another one for the ASA as Yawn is being deliberately misleading.

How do those bots feel when they see her posts making claims about them which they know are not true?

Because if they know that post is hugely misleading, what about all the other claims she makes?

Talk about deluded she looks nothing of the sort, she reminds me of Bonnie Langford,...

Ugh. Mrs Stickman has just posted on our local FB group asking for recommendations for juice cleanses. It hasn't taken long for Yawn's name to come up with a clean 9 rec. So tempted to reply "but how many did you have to do before it actually worked, eh?"

Urgh so this was a trick? Get the bots to post a question about cleanses so another bot can leap on the thread?
I hope most local groups have rules about MLMs

I dare you!

What happens if you tell the admins @Galadali
that their group/page is being used to shill a product? I guess it depends how anti MLM they are. I've found admins generally don't want that kind of thing going on and often really don't want MLM in the group but don't necessarily recognise some of the tactics. Unless they're fully botted themselves they are happy to have underhand behaviour pointed and to put a stop to it.

Well.... coincidentally, Mrs Stickman is the owner/admin of this particular group 😂 To be fair to her, there's very little mlm action on it usually and I don't think Yawn is on it (certainly never seen her crop up on it before). I'll nip back and see how it's progressing...

2jags is back from her holidays. I know they took all her DH kids including the older ones, but it seems they went for a week. Went to Egypt, resort looked nice but looks like no trips and straight home. Doesn't really scream 6 figure income.

@PieonaBarm my DD lives in Cairo, it’s a fascinating place and generally it’s a really inexpensive place to visit. It just seems a shame to me to go all that way just to sit in a resort and take endless selfies. 2jags would have felt right at home if she’d gone to see the pyramids.

So where is Nurse's book then?

Nurse has a 'fresh goal' to write her gratitude journal every day:

"Thank you Insta for providing the Stories option so my accountability statements disappear"

I've messaged her to ask when her book will be available. It may be enough to get me blocked.

Nope. Her accountability statement was posted on her 'bizniss' FB page. 22nd June saying it will be finished by end August. Posting to keep herself accountable...

Go she's useless isn't she? Just get a job you love Nurse...

@deviantfeline I think she's blocked me on FB. Silly of her to make rash promises that don't disappear!

Talking of disappearing, how long before all references to Yawn's programme disappear? She put out a "last chance to sign up" yesterday and has one like from Scotbot and some random woman who doesn't look like she's a candidate. When she posts about woo or her FLP biz the interest is very obviously much less than posts that are more general. This does not bode well. I wonder who has bought the C9 and signed up to the programme who isn't already a bot? Three/four people?

And she was intending to charge people wasn’t she, after the launch phase?

Ooh interesting. Yawns FB page was “hacked” so she has had to open a brand new one. Do we believe her?
More likely HQ has caught up and threatened her re her claims or for using their product to sign up members for a side hustle.
No mention of FL on new page.

And now she’s back. Panic over. Obviously Mr Yawn not around to fix the IT.