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New Fred!

I’m afraid it totally escapes me!!

To be fair, Scotbot and Sue Pollard's manic twin can take a leaf out of their leader's book and just backpack across a bit of Northern Europe in a couple of hours, just like Yawn did when she hiked across India in half a day in a pair of slingbacks. It would save them much needed cash and they could be à Paris in time for Scotbot to get out her nipple tassels and bring a bit of The Crazy Horse vibe to the Aloe Vera cultfest.

Yawn would probably be late as she'd fly direct to Paris from Birmingham via Cape Town (easy mistake to make when you're a global entrepreneur).

It's a lot of effort when you could stay a home, nip to the cashpoint, withdraw £300 and offer it to the next person you see in exchange for about £34.

Anyone in business would be well aware that the last two weeks of August are the worst time to push promotions. People are rather on holiday or have just returned. Their finances are shredded from the long summer break and it’s usually a 5 week month. But zYaen hasn’t worked in the real world for over a decade and she has zero business acumen.
And no one is interested in loosing weight in September.
since she loves to announce her success, so far she has had 3 takers for her weight loss gang.

I think she’s paid attention and has pushed the ‘launch’ to 9 Sept!

Yawn wouldn't know about monthly paydays as we all know she's Uber lucky to be paid squillions of FL magic beans every 20 minutes so it's good she's taken note that the minions stuck in the matrix have asked to wait until payday.

Mr and Mrs Yawn opted for a staycation this year. "Opted" makes it sound like a choice. It doesn't sound as if it's the likely option of a millionaire. Surely her six figure income can run to a week on Capri?

She's dressed up the fact they can't afford to leave the house (that they can't afford to repair) with a load of lovey dovey drivel about "finding each other as a couple" when the truth is it's all about staying at home so Mr Yawn can try and make ends meet as he's probably not salaried. Given the lack of interest in Yawn's new programme I think she feels the need to explain herself; why she never posts from a beach somewhere or from a restaurant somewhere. We know that as soon as there is even a hint of luxury in her life she bangs on about it so it's definitely not about being understated and modest.

So far I've seen about six takers for the C9 and her programme. What is she likely to earn from six C9s? Not enough to pay the manifesting coach or for a two night B&B stay by the seaside. Time to stop telling people you're a six figure earner Yawn.

What on earth are they doing about pensions I wonder

Has anyone been watching the Inteletravel conference in Orlando? Looks awesome hun, £350 per ticket, plus flights and accommodation. And for that you get to sit in a dreadful conference centre and listen to already-wealthy social media influencers tell you you're not believing hard enough or working hard enough.

Good grief! Headband is now stripping off to show off her miraculous c9 weight loss ( in 6 days 🙄). I’m not sure crossing your legs and breathing in is evidence of weight loss, but what do I know. How undignified. My family and friends would be devastated if I did this. May as well post on only fans.

Aside from the fact I can’t really see a difference between the ‘before’ and ‘after’ - her bed appears to be a mattress on the floor in a room so small it also appears to be pushed right up to the wardrobe and drawers, preventing them from opening - hardly aspirational.

She wasn’t overweight and has no need for any stupid cleanse either

except an urgent safeguarding need to cleanse her social media of all the photos of her son

Also - not sure I want to ingest anything that makes me feel ‘insane’ 🙄

Apparently Yawn had a week in Cannes?

Why lie, it is a very recent event that she covered in detail via SM. With datable flights with photos particularly because her return flight was delayed.

Also multiple eye witnesses….. mmm, but of course some of them have unfollowed/unfriended her so maybe she’s hoping her downlines wouldn’t have the nerve to call her out ( nor the brain cells). In what universe is Fri-Tues a week.

She stretches time now as well as the truth.

She’s not had a lot of luck with travel/flights on her free luxury holidays has she

Wig and Sleaze seem to be on the road to right wing griftery of some kind. And Sleaze obviously thinks he's Portugal's answer to Andrew Tate (don't click on his profile with a full stomach 🤢🤮).

@fitgirl26 I think you must be referring to the gansta style cigar smoking while not wearing a shirt photo. Grim. Also comical if one isn't aware of his scamming backstory.

He really loves Andrew Tate doesn't he?He's so pathetically desperate to endorse him. What about Wig - why would any woman think AT is great if indeed thinking is something she does? I can't fathom it. They are both hard of thinking and so used to responding in the moment and moving on quickly that they just think and do what serves them right now. I really believe Sleaze is going to make the wrong move with the wrong people and end up in concrete underpants. One day he will just disappear from SM.

I really loathe the way he knocks the UK. Arrives at Heathrow with a flight on to Portugal already booked and then says 'the UK is rubbish and you're all sheep for putting up with it. I'm off to Portugal to live off my pensioner mother'. We all know he can't show his face in certain places and probably has to do everything in cash so can't really operate at all in the UK.

Much the same as Broke seems to have completely disappeared shortly after a crypto grift went south...

My post got hidden as soon as I posted it! I think maybe the common word for digital currency might be a trigger.

Yeah, the second he has a serious health issue he’ll be back here accessing the NHS

Is yawn ok? all of this "we are finding ourselves" and relentless channelling of woo is getting quite relentless now. As for the buy my box of gloop and I'll show you how I lost seventy million stone is utter nonsense. She is no more qualified to give advise than nurse is to get someone through a mental health crisis. Seriously who do these women think they are fooling??

also any one else notice that yawn is being trolled on her fb by a chap. On her pic of her and mr yawn banging on about how they are so in love and going on dates someone asked her where her dress is from and the chap in question said poundland, his profile is troll all over. it did make me laugh as she is either ignoring it or oblivious.

yawn claims she is not a PT or nutritionist and is not qualified in that respect but because she has lost sixty seventeen million billion stones and pounds she is in her words more than qualified to make you thinner than tooth pick. bit of a oxymoron there yawn..... blimey I have fallen down the yawn rabbit hole today!

Concrete underpants @YouOKHun - there’s a thought! 😉 I can imagine listening to a true crime podcast in twenty years time, along the lines of Fred the Head or The Gentleman of Heligoland (which are both fascinating if you’re into that sort of thing). “The skeleton, which appears to be a human, was found upside down at the bottom of a cesspit with its wrists tied to its ankles with a discoloured hairpiece. It was naked apart from a pair of concrete underpants: Y-fronts, to be precise, which shows that the murderer had too much time on his hands. When the forensic pathologist smashed the concrete, the remains of a bag of carrots emerged from the underpants. Who was the victim? Why did he have a bag of carrots in his underpants? Welcome to the mystery of Mr Concrete Y-fronts.”

Us Botwatchers would have that case solved within the hour.

@dickiedavisthunderthighs me too. I mentioned The Missing C Queen podcast and my lengthy response to BSIntolerant was immediately hidden. I hope Mumsnet will see it for the innocent post it was!