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MLM Bot Watch 76: Commercial cults manifesting disaster for their recruits

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YouOKHun · 05/04/2023 16:15

Just thought I’d start this thread. If someone else has done so simultaneously let me know!

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Twentytwentyhindsight · 05/04/2023 16:56

Thanks for the new thread @YouOKHun
It appears to be the only one at the mo.

YouOKHun · 05/04/2023 17:28

Phew, I’m glad you’re here @Twentytwentyhindsight , I was beginning to think I might have opened a twilight thread under the wrong category and would end up talking to myself over the course of 1000 messages in Sporners’ Corner where I’ve accidentally put the thread. Meanwhile everyone else gets on with some serious bot watching on the proper number 76 thread which is residing in Money Matters for all to find!

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Twentytwentyhindsight · 05/04/2023 17:42

We're safely ensconced in Money Matters and I see no other recent thread that might lead to confusion. I'm sure the others will join us soon!

PieonaBarm · 05/04/2023 17:45

Hello! I found you ok!

BSintolerant · 05/04/2023 19:49

I was trawling the Mumosphere for hardcore sporn and found you all instead.😉

Thank you for the new bot-squeezing thread!

NormalForNuneaton · 05/04/2023 20:26

Hello!

Bit late joining you as I got distracted trying to work out how Castle didn't know that Lanzarote was a Spanish island when she's lived there in the past and now lives in mainland Spain.

And also how she's managed to apparently spend £4k on a holiday villa there without showing off how luxurious it is by posting photos of it all over her social media! Hmm...something doesn't ring true.

Twentytwentyhindsight · 05/04/2023 20:29

I was thinking the same @NormalForNuneaton - perhaps Castle, being geographically challenged, thought that 'leaving Spain' for a while might stop the 3-month rule clock?

MarchXX · 05/04/2023 20:47

Thanks for new fred @YouOKHun . I knew it would have "manifesting" in the title Grin.

NormalForNuneaton · 05/04/2023 20:53

Twentytwentyhindsight · 05/04/2023 20:29

I was thinking the same @NormalForNuneaton - perhaps Castle, being geographically challenged, thought that 'leaving Spain' for a while might stop the 3-month rule clock?

It's OK , I'm sure she'll learn from her mistake and book Tenerife next time 😉

Spongebobette · 05/04/2023 21:04

Oh HERE you all are!

spanfan · 05/04/2023 21:26

Evening all. Just watching the life coaching docu. So many similarities with MLM and all the life coaching crap.

ticktock19 · 05/04/2023 21:27

Evening all, thank you for the new thread @YouOKHun

BSintolerant · 05/04/2023 21:41

I’m not surprised Castle’s geographical knowledge is lacking: she couldn’t find her arse with a map.

I wonder which planet she had in mind when she named her “Global” limited company? If it wasn’t planet earth she’d be even more stuffed if she tried to find her arse with satnav.

“Take the first turning on the right or the left. Keep going around in circles. Success is just around the corner. You have missed your destination.”

YouOKHun · 05/04/2023 22:14

“Bot-squeezing thread” 😂 @BSintolerant

As for Castle being geographically challenged, no surprise there. She exists in a bot vacuum of self-serving tunnel vision, focussed on maintaining a fiction. There’s no time to look up from that and expand her horizons and do something useful like study the Ladybird book of Geography for Simpletons. She is ‘Global’ in name and parochial in mentality.

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JaniceBattersby · 05/04/2023 23:50

Someone was asking on the last thread about Yawn’s son and girlfriend’s dog walking business. Yawn did mention something a few weeks ago about ‘ridiculous set up costs and overheads’ re their business, which is the excuse she gave for gf joining FL.

So by overheads I guess she means insurance, which I presume they definitely already had before they started the business which had been running for a few months before these overheads were mentioned…. 😳

Wintersgirl · 06/04/2023 09:11

Yay, new thread! Does anyone know what Nurse is doing (apart from daydreaming and manifesting) did she jump from her job before she was pushed? If so I wonder why...

LeoDiCapricorn · 06/04/2023 13:29

I manifested a new thread and here it is!

YouOKHun · 06/04/2023 15:02

@Wintersgirl I think she has got some sort of trainee post in occupational health lined up for May. So at least she recognises the need for a proper job. She puts her successful application down to manifesting and popping it on her goal board. She then describes filling out the application etc. It doesn’t occur to her that her success is down to the action she took, not the manifesting she did.

I reckon she got called in “for a chat” and given the chance to resign or get the boot. Her notice would probably have been one month but she might have got some long service recognition/concession. She’s lucky she was exiting the NHS not FLP isn’t she?

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NormalForNuneaton · 06/04/2023 15:17

I reckon we should give this manifesting malarkey a go, especially as there's strength in numbers and quite a few of us on this thread.

I suggest that we manifest this weekend being an extra long weekend. Two days is never enough so let's see if we can double it 😄

Wintersgirl · 06/04/2023 16:15

Wow, like you say at least Nurse knows she still needs a job, but all this manifesting bullshit, why can't she manifest herself a million quid? Oh yes because it's bollocks.....

Ooowhatshappeningnow · 06/04/2023 16:19

Hello everyone 👋🏻 Thanks for the new thread.

TribeD · 06/04/2023 18:06

NormalForNuneaton · 06/04/2023 15:17

I reckon we should give this manifesting malarkey a go, especially as there's strength in numbers and quite a few of us on this thread.

I suggest that we manifest this weekend being an extra long weekend. Two days is never enough so let's see if we can double it 😄

Bibbity bobbity boo!

I've sorted it... You can have tomorrow and Monday off.

(unless you're a Bot, in which case carry on "working" while I get paid to sit on my backside eating hot cross buns)

YouOKHun · 06/04/2023 18:25

I stubbed my toe this morning. I’ve checked with Nurse and apparently this negative event is to do with my energy being wrong and nothing to do with not looking where I am going. I am now worried that I won’t be able to manifest four days off @NormalForNuneaton if I don’t sort out my negative energy and I’ll have to work in all my pockets of time all weekend as if I’m in MLM!

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BSintolerant · 06/04/2023 22:31

Did you apply aloe vera to your toe @YouOKHun ? According to the law of attraction, it is indeed your fault that you stubbed your toe because you manifested your toe and the object upon which you stubbed it. Presumably you manifested

your other nine toes as well. If you’re missing a couple of toes that is also be due to manifesting (especially if it involved a hover mower, which you also manifested). Presumably you could manifest any toes which are missing or absent, and even add a few extras just for fun. You would then have to manifest interesting footwear to accommodate them. The pissibolities are endless …

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