MLM Bot Watch 76: Commercial cults manifesting disaster for their recruits

[YouOKHun]

Just thought I’d start this thread. If someone else has done so simultaneously let me know!

But daddy fitted out the room over the garage specially for him as a proper studio and everything so he can play my little graphic designer

Well every Dean has an office, why should the Dean of Crayons be any different!

How many times has Daddy Castle fitted out that office in the garage for one of his children’s pretend businesses?

I'm sure he sees it the same way as he did building the treehouse for turret senior...

jaysus, yawns ever changing weight loss figures along with her varying wild and wonderful ways she's lost weight yo yo just as much as her diets. She really should keep on top of what she posts on her fb as she is continually tripping herself up with her lies. Also funny how the sons gf has suddenly gone very quiet

Yawns sons gf was at Weary Wednesday yesterday where they all gather round the kitchen altar at The Thatch to worship at Yawns now slim downed feet. She's bottom left on the speeded up video, she leaves before the end of the weariness

@PieonaBarm yes, I noticed Mini Yawn was absent from the video more than she was in it. I can’t help humming the Benny Hill theme tune to that video, which gives Yawn’s kitchen table bore-fest an air of professionalism it wouldn’t otherwise have.

I expect Mini Yawn is beginning to wonder why it’s not working for her. What a shame that she will already be absorbing the message that she’s at fault.

The Irish bot Bruv did a 'rebrand' for sent her daughter off on a school trip to Italy with one of those hideous FL yellow suitcases- if it were one of my children they'd be so mortified they'd either pull a sickie to avoid going or lose the case at the first opportunity!

Mini yawn is set for failure. Her on line presence is woeful. No matter how hard yawn tries she will not morph that poor kid into a mini her. Maybe M.Y should think about getting a real life job like her bf. At ghis point l bet the garden centre is looking attractive. I know they need staff there!!! Yes it's basic pay and management is dreadful but it's gotta be better than her current upline

Any number of authorbots for this one (lifted from the current edition of Private Eye).

Ha! @Jantlet you’re not referring to Nurse’s post that informs her audience of botwatchers and her mum that she is currently manifesting a publishing deal for her book, are you?!

Someone has asked if it’s fact or fiction (silly question, it’s bound to be the latter even if she says it’s factual). She does say it’s factual and about her IVF journey. I have a horrible feeling it will credit manifesting with ensuring the birth of Mini Nurse but I hope not because the last thing someone on that particularly emotionally charged journey needs to read is that their difficulties conceiving a much wanted child is to do with “not wanting a child enough” or having bad energy.

Though probably no need to worry as it might never see the light of day and Amazon will be left bereft and having to rely on the works Uber (the usual rags to riches crap with not nearly enough one star reviews) and Fierce (2 global ratings, no doubt from Fierce and her mother).

Is it going to be a "book deal" where she pays to self publish? Aren't there some ex FL bots that fleece other bots through vanity publishing of the "life stories" of bots? Didn't Roomie publish her life story via them which estranged her from her family?

I bet Random House are a bit miffed they didn't get there first, seriously though Nurse needs to pull her head out of her arse and concentrate on a real job that pays real wages, I think the crux of it is she's bone idle, she wants wads of cash rolling in without having to do any work. Some people are natural born business people, Nurse isn't one of them, nothing wrong with that of course but she needs to stop with pie in the sky shit and get real..

I see Ubers husband has been terminated as a director from the property business.

He spent a long time working on her dream property, did he even get a holiday there himself

@Howsimplywonderful it looked like he worked like a dog on the holiday home and pretty much disappeared off Uber’s feed as soon as the paint was dry. I hope he came away with something to show for his trouble! I doubt it though.

Is Nurse another one who is being funded by the bank of mum and dad?

She's a single parent of one child yet lives in a 3 bedroom house. It can't be social housing surely as she has a surplus bedroom, and if it's private rented or mortgaged where does she get the money?

For someone who is now without a job she doesn't seem fussed about money and surely even she isn't gullible enough to believe that she can manifest an income just like that.

Good point

I wondered that as well. It’s so expensive to run a life with a child now, she must be getting support. She can’t be living for much less than £2k per month.

A VERY high up BSAH bot has posted this recently in her selling group on social media, it seems they've taken a pasting since the heady heights of 2020, although she does state things are on the up later in the post. Imagine being that high up and worrying you need to supplement your income, and admitting it to your downline that the amazing life you portray isn't all as it seems:

"I’m not going to lie. Like any business that thrived in 2020, we’ve had some challenges in business over the past 12 months, which led me to wondering whether I may need to supplement my income.
^
In 2020 we were 100% online. 2021 and 2022 the online business dipped, but the face to face side of things hadn’t really come back. We were kind of in a no man’s land.

I decided to throw everything I have at The Body Shop at Home for 12 months and see where we land. As well as my love for the business, I love the flexibility, and I wasn’t ready to give that up.

Well, what can I say? My efforts, and those of my team, are ALREADY starting to pay off. Face to face is BACK with so many opportunities! Online is seeing an upturn as well"^

Yawn is simply beyond compression. The entitled drivel spewing from her gob. Nothing like 2 dogs and a mate dying to keep you humble eh yawn. Just absolutely vile content

So Castle is keeping it real and starting an Amazon business.
one month until she is bored?

Tragic woman

I missed the bit about the Amazon business, where's that?

I did see the bit about her new BFF (seems to be a new one every week or so at the moment) ....a Pleasure Coach who promises more sex, more money, more woo .....

Castle seemed quite drunk in her live, I hope she wasn’t drunk dialling her poor son with all her FaceTiming.

Another week another new ‘best friend’ with the usual script as we’ve read the ‘we laughed, we cried…. ’ lines so many times

Then they get to know her…

@fromdownwest Unless, like Fierce, they spot her as a mark who can be manipulated owing to her massive ego and lack of self awareness...