MLM Bot Watch 76: Commercial cults manifesting disaster for their recruits

[YouOKHun]

Just thought I’d start this thread. If someone else has done so simultaneously let me know!

@BSintolerant if you’ve got ten toes on each foot due to some horrible genetic mutation, who would have manifested the mutation? Asking for a friend…

I don’t have any Aloe Vera so I will have to hobble over to my local FL bot (an Uber downline) and break in to her garage where I’m bound to find loads just sitting about awaiting its final journey to landfill.

If your “friend” has manifested ten toes on each foot they could solve this by manifesting two extra legs. Extra legs … sounds like MLM downline terminology.😉

Thanks for the manifesting help folks....its worked, you can all take the day off....unless, of course, you're a bot or you didn't try hard enough.

If you're a bot you have to try even harder today to fill your social media to illustrate how perfect your family life is, how you have so much time freedom and keep those eyes peeled 100% of the time looking for vulnerable fresh blood who might not have manifested the day off.

Ex BFF has just shown us how she is stocking up on collagen in her fridge.
she also shows us the fridge door, with a letter to parent / guardian and her full address on show.

they really are clueless

Wow, just screenshotted it and you are right, full address on view. Madness.

Wow, what a twit BFF is. Full address on show and lots of visual reminders about being in the police, just in case any loon with a grudge against a serving police officer wants to double check they’re targeting the right home 🙄 (that’s if they haven’t already worked out exactly where Family BFF lives and where her children go to school from all of the previous information she’s shared).

She’s clearly not the sharpest knife and privacy/data protection are not considered important in her world as we know, but you’d have thought Mr BFF would be all over what she shares wouldn’t you? I get the feeling it’s more important to him to appear on social media looking like PC Stripogram/hard man in sports casual wear than acting safely (given his role).

Perhaps I’m overthinking it and I’ve watched too many gritty dramas and in fact everyone loves a Bobby on the beat in their neck of the woods, so no need to worry?

Just pmsl at "PC Stripogram/hard man in sports casual wear" @YouOKHun 😂

So true though, a grown man wearing his hood up around the house, posing in his latest trainers, trying to look hard ?! Clearly BFF loves that look though as she just goes all stupid and giggly every time he's in one of her stories

I can promise you, the people who love a Bobby don't care where you live. There's a reason you won't find me on ANY social media (except here)...... won't let you guess what it is 😉

@PieonaBarm (or should I call you Chief Inspector PieonaBarm?!) sounds like you have more sense!

@NormalForNuneaton BFF may go all giggly and daft at the sight of him but I find that kind of poseur makes me go all stabby and shouty. I’ve got an aversion to preening males! Well, preening anyone really. If I want to pop round and give him a piece of my mind about privacy AND vanity I know exactly where to find him don’t I?! (that’s not a threat Officer PieonaBarm, honest).

I see the tabloid work of fiction about BFF features large on her insta and is clearly a central pillar of her current recruitment drive. I wonder if it will improve her profiturnover (merged as they are clearly exactly the same thing!).

@YouOKHun I promise I'm not that high up, no overtime once you hit those heady heights. However it really gets my goat when ex-BFF, Castle and Yawn use the policing model and the fact they were once part of it to bring legitimacy to what they're doing. Arguably it could be considered fraud by false representation. Ex-BFF and Castle would now be on 42k plus overtime, plus 6 months minimum full sick pay, plus 5 weeks holiday, plus a decent pension (tbf it's 13.5% of salary) but a pension guaranteed never the less. More fool them.

I have a right to be questioned by an officer at least one rank senior to mine

popped into my head

Fierces latest Instagram has a wild monkey landing on the balcony while her daughter is on her own eating. Goodness me that’s dangerous - I’ve been around those monkeys abroad and they are totally after food. Accident waiting to happen yet she sees it as an Instagram post. Speaks volumes really about where her priorities are.

'I doubt she's had a rabies shot' is what went through my mind, quite apart from how much quicker the monkey could get to her daughter than she could have. Idiot.

Ah, shiny new Fred 😀 And no sporning.

Not long until the Global Rally now. I am dying to see how they dress up the drop in cheque amounts ... I know they won't be parading them but it will be published somewhere, surely.

Sweepstake time... Where will UK be in the world rankings this year? I reckon 15th, tops.

@Twentytwentyhindsight they are vicious when they see food and the daughter was waving it around whilst on her own at the dining table. Ludicrous

Yawn has put up a post saying that Precious Bot has died - how very sad for her family ☹️

Oh goodness how awful...

That's terribly sad news.

Incredibly sad news about precious bot

I'm sorry to hear of her death. Condolences to all her friends and family

Who is precious bot?

Do you remember precious stone bot?

Yawn’s still milking the tragedy to bang on about herself

Ummm no

@Spongebobette her first name is the typical engagement ring solitaire and her second name is the same as 1980s uk swimmer Sharon ....
I think yawn may have tagged her in her post. I'm fairly sure she was a teaching assistant when she started with yawn but yawn typically elevated her to a teacher when 'talking' about her.
I hadn't seen yawn mention her for a long time so presume she had left flp