MLM Bot Watch 74: The latest thread about desperate bots desperately botting

[Spongebobette]

New Fred

Yep, that’ll be it @Twentytwentyhindsight , he is being brought on board. I see he claims to speak Spanish so perhaps that is an attraction as he can help Castle upload her possessions on Spanish eBay or help Bruv order some new Letraset or colouring pens in the local shop.

Either that or she is just wanting to ponce off his virtual Prosecco bar charity success and remind her impressionable followers that it was her idea (so I see she implies towards the end of her long post). When you’ve got no content you’ve got to trawl around for people likely to distract your victims with their dazzling lives/teeth.

As for future Mrs Broke - I can’t bear to watch that car crash unfold. He’s got more red flags than a communist parade; why can’t these women see it?

Messiah is a difficult bot to watch these days @MrsDorrington as his days of dick waving are over on account of it having shrivelled up thanks to the investigation in Rep of Ireland into TSL which I believe is still ongoing. He has crossed the border into NI to live by all accounts which is close enough but with some very handy [for Messiah] differences. He’s still pulling the bots’ strings behind the scenes and hiding behind Mr Acti-Lies. His new venture looks like it might bomb, Mr Acti can withstand the loss, Messiah probably can’t. Perhaps he will have to return to being a retained firefighter once he’s served his time?

I thought we could call Castle’s sudden bestie Scandi Bot in honour of his past NWM globetrotting. Perhaps @BSIntolerant could come up with a clue for his name for anyone who doesn’t know who he is. Keep it simple; some light quantum physics clues with a dash of simple Ancient Greek 😉

Mr Fierce looks like he’s not a fan with the castles and probably hopes the move to Malaga goes tits up and they move on, hence the Fierce’s moving in the opposite direction so being unable to provide any practical assistance.

You’re just asking for trouble right there @YouOKHun 🤣

Scandibot’s first name - one syllable: if you didn’t have knees you wouldn’t be able to do this in front of the Messiah.

Middle initial: the first letter of a Biblical appellation of Jesus and the Father in the Bible (Revelation 1:8) derived from the Greek phrase: ἐγώ εἰμί τὸ Ἄλφα καὶ τὸ Ὦ"

Last name - two syllables - first syllable: Schrödinger’s khat’s teeth may be stained this colour if he’s been chewing himself.

Second syllable: the box containing Schrödinger’s cat isn’t made of this - she doesn’t want splinters.

Hint: his name isn’t Genuflect P Yellowplastic 😉

I think that was what some call a thread killer, @BSintolerant 🤣🤣

We aim to please! 🤣🤣

Personally I love listening to someone drone on about their new braces and ‘self love’ because that’s all they have to talk about

Are we talking teeth or trousers @Spongebobette ?

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The irony of Bruv complaining about someone using their grief for clicks.

I thought exactly the same @Ohnonevermind - these people have absolutely zero self-awareness.

I can't be arsed to listen to Castle droning on, but why has she got braces now when she's about to move to another country?

That makes the inevitable orthodontist trips quite inconvenient and expensive.

Is this another ill-thought out thing that she's done on a whim ?

Also, why drag your family away from their mother / grandmother 2 weeks before Christmas?the whole thing doesn’t make any sense

I think she thought she was going to be sharing Christmas Day with her new bestie Fierce,

It’s probably a useful prod to get her mother to abandon her own mother and follow castle. Who is going to stand guard at the dangerous pool otherwise. Castle is too busy with her self care.

As I have said, it is all very very odd. Why the urgency to abandon home, family, schooling etc

Interesting thread: www.mumsnet.com/talk/relationships/4693140-how-to-get-this-message-across-am-having-a-19-year-old-wellness-coach-foisted-on-me

Ooo yes @BSintolerant that is an interesting thread. Placing bets as to which MLM the young life coach has been hooked by, or which coaching pyramid scheme she’s been tricked by. Belief Coding™️ is my bet - another dodgy outfit out of the Alan Sugar stable (though not with his direct input).

I’ve banged on at length on that thread as it contains my two favourite subjects, MLM and unregulated therapy/coaching straying into therapy: two things that are sadly moving closer and closer together as MLM encourages bots to work harder at seeking out vulnerability - what better place to search for vulnerability than among those with difficult histories and/or psychological struggles who may seek out support? 😡

I think Lanzabot’s daughter is a ‘qualified’ life coach or some shit like that

Lanzabot's DD was claiming to be all sorts of things a year or two ago but now seems to be owner/manager of her own restaurant (bought/funded by Mummy and Daddy?) ....although she actually seems to spend most her time jetting around Europe partying and posting over-sexualised Instagram posts.🙄

Sacked By Ariiiiiix, not content with implying that her bizarre electromagnetic wand was ‘curing’ her mum’s skin cancer, is now sharing advice that children shouldn’t take antibiotics and that Strep A is nothing to worry about. She has gone full conspiracy - starting to make Sleaze look sensible.

@ArbunneHun I thought she was too busy with Only Fans to become a medical expert. You’re right, she’s gone the full Sleaze. While I was having a look at her posts I came across a word search type post telling me that the first four words my eyes lit upon would be my destiny in 2023. I found the word “woo”, then I found the word “woo” again, I then found the word “woo” a third time and then forth time lucky I found the word “woo” again among the letters. Funny that.

Meanwhile Sleaze is claiming he was never ill during the pandemic unlike all those vaxxed sheep who are all now mutant. I distinctly remember both him and Wig going down with Covid. He’s also getting all het up about “climate lockdown” having heard about an article which discusses Oxford’s trial road barriers which collect data on vehicles going through barriers on certain roads and if they are not exempt vehicles then they will be fined £70. He hears the world “lockdown” and runs in the wrong direction with it. Oxford has been trying to get cars out of the city for decades and much of it can’t be driven through anyway. He ought to actually read the article (presuming that is within his skill set).

He’s a bear of very little brain

toddlers ‘Last day at castle’ - do you think she will put the castle on the market. She’ll would have to kick her parents out as the shared access will put many potential buyers off.

she had no booking beyond Christmas when I last looked.

if her parents and brother are joining her over Christmas I suppose her frail grandmother won’t see any of them at Christmas

After all those Scamiversity Facebook ads advertising for social media experts to join this wondrous educational institution, the TRUSTED EXPERT who knows all about branding (not to mention to photography) is none other than hob dancer extraordinaire: (*drumroll …. )Bruv? 😵‍💫

Whoever they have writing their Insta posts is really not a ‘trusted expert’