MLM Bot Watch 67: Is it all slowly imploding?

[acatcalledjohn]

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Sorry but no way has Yawn lost 2 stone...28lbs weight loss would show and it doesn't.

Thanks for new fred @acatcalledjohn .

@Teddy1970

Sorry but no way has Yawn lost 2 stone...28lbs weight loss would show and it doesn't.

Agreed. Her face looks the same.

Maybe Yawn has same issue as Gemma Collins who seems to keep losing the same three stone.

It’s east to create an alternative reality on social media where you aren’t just scraping by, aren’t having to clean your own house and maintain it, are living a carefree happy like with lots of free time and not having to scrabble for new recruits and keep the current lot motivated, are friends with other top bots when they call you names behind your back,
Etc

@Botbrigade

Maybe Yawn has same issue as Gemma Collins who seems to keep losing the same three stone.

Yes! Gemma Collins, I keep reading about her 3 stone weight loss but she still looks the same it's ridiculous.

I have lost 3.5 stone over the last 12 months and everyone who knows me has noticed.

Yawn has claimed to be a size 14 (yeah, right) so a 2 stone weight loss would have been very noticeable, especially in her face, but I don't see a change even with the new haircut which the cynical part of me wonders if it was done to make her look "different"

@Teddy1970

Sorry but no way has Yawn lost 2 stone...28lbs weight loss would show and it doesn't.

I’ve recently lost two stone and I definitely look different in photos. One stone didn’t really show but two stone has definitely been noticed by others. Of course nobody’s weight matters but in the case of Yawn a supposed weight loss is being used to flog the C9 and keep people engaged so it’s fair enough to comment on it.

Spoiler: I didn’t use C9 or any other “solution” of that type.

Well quite, Yawns weight wouldn't enter this conversation normally but she's using it to flog more c9 and to try and lure more victims.

Her weight/exaggerated weight loss is just an example of yet another lie used to flog her wares and recruit gullible and vulnerable people.

If she weren't lying about it, her weight wouldn't be mentioned on these threads.

I lost 1.5 stone last year and because of Covid a lot of people haven’t seen me for 18mnths. Its the first thing people comment on when I have seen them for the first time since lockdown. I come across Yawn in rl and can confirm she doesn’t appear to have lost any weight. It’s all smoke and mirrors!

Interesting article stolen from a Chat thread about life coaches: www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.refinery29.com/amp/en-gb/money-manifesting-life-coaching-instagram

It is about coaching not MLM specifically but there are some parallels.

@Angrymum22

I lost 1.5 stone last year and because of Covid a lot of people haven’t seen me for 18mnths. Its the first thing people comment on when I have seen them for the first time since lockdown. I come across Yawn in rl and can confirm she doesn’t appear to have lost any weight. It’s all smoke and mirrors!

In Yawn’s case it’s all about smoke, mirrors, and ladders: don’t forget the ladders.

Who else saw those disturbing photos of Mr Yawn up a ladder painting the Thatch? Bloody idiot. It’ll cost them a fortune in Frenchic and gold leaf.

@terrywynne

Interesting article stolen from a Chat thread about life coaches: www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.refinery29.com/amp/en-gb/money-manifesting-life-coaching-instagram

It is about coaching not MLM specifically but there are some parallels.

A Tropic bot wrote a book about attracting money. Her first name is the same as a magazine consisting of two French names, second name is a town in Cumbria with a slightly different spelling. She went on Bob Proctor‘s cruise with others who wanted to know How to Become a Money Magnet.

Bob Proctor was in The Secret and is wheeled out at MLM rallies to brainwash the masses with toxic positivity. I believe he got his wife involved in MLM by getting her to set up her own. She was a financial advisor.

Tropic bot mentioned above needs a nickname. How about BorderBot?

Looks like I have been blocked by PHD on Instagram as I cannot find her at all anymore. Anyone else been culled?

Well done on the weight loss chaps! I'm low caring and definitely losing. How did you lose your weight?

Keep the gossip coming. I'm blocked by most! What's nurse up to?

Nurse is sharing photos of coloured bath water. Looks like she’s been shaving her legs in the bath and she’s cut an artery.

Oh god yes

Also, do you know the phrase ‘curling parents’?

There’s been a phrase around for ages ‘helicopter parents’ -parents who hover above and monitor their children even when they are at university

Curling parents are those who sweep all obstacles out of their children’s way and create a smooth path for them so they can glide along and it looks easy
like in the sport of curling

Yes totally!!!

I used to enjoy these threads a few years back but have been out of the loop for a long while. I know who Castle is, but would anyone care to let me know via PM who Yawn is? So I can have a stalk and a chuckle.