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MLM Bot Watch 66: Missing Messiah and cheap lounge wear

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acatcalledjohn · 17/04/2021 09:42

As you were.

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BSintolerant · 20/04/2021 21:37

It’s a well known MLM manipulation trick: make your marks feel sorry for you because they’re more likely to part with their money if you appeal to their emotions.

Cheshamgirl · 21/04/2021 08:29

Ironbot has posted ....ask me any question today.

Hmmm, so many questions to ask lol. I would probably be blocked within 2 mins

PieonaBarm · 21/04/2021 20:20

Yawns removing the stickers from the outside of the tin tent and wants to paint it to make it look cool when she pulls up at the sites, so the outside reflects the interior

BSintolerant · 21/04/2021 21:16

Is she going to paint it with inspirational quotes?

“It's not the number of breaths we take, but the number of moments in a grocklebox that take our breath away."

“Life is what happens to you while you're busy painting other caravans."

“You're only as strong as the aloe drinks you mix, the hobs you dance on, and the friends you scam.”

“Live, laugh, empty your chemical toilet.”

#myothervanisawinnebago Grin

Spongebobette · 21/04/2021 21:34

She and BFF have been lying their heads off in a FB live tonight 🙄

stockpilingallthecheese · 21/04/2021 21:36

Chantelle Houghton has 'got a proper job' according to the daily mail. No no, she's a BSAH consultant!

stockpilingallthecheese · 21/04/2021 21:36

@BSintolerant

Is she going to paint it with inspirational quotes?

“It's not the number of breaths we take, but the number of moments in a grocklebox that take our breath away."

“Life is what happens to you while you're busy painting other caravans."

“You're only as strong as the aloe drinks you mix, the hobs you dance on, and the friends you scam.”

“Live, laugh, empty your chemical toilet.”

#myothervanisawinnebago Grin

GrinGrinGrin at every one of these!!
acatcalledjohn · 21/04/2021 22:31

Squash Minus Grin

To think she's lying or brainwashed - MLM http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/amibeing_unreasonable/4225331-to-think-she-s-lying-or-brainwashed-mlm

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BSintolerant · 21/04/2021 23:02

There are some gems in that thread: Squash Minus, Sometimes Dead, Uneven, Spicy Death. Grin Not sure about Airborne though. I think Arbonne should “Ahmerde.”

acatcalledjohn · 21/04/2021 23:22

Surely Arbonne should be ArCONne Grin

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BSintolerant · 21/04/2021 23:32

I like that! Grin

Perthsmurf · 22/04/2021 06:06

@BSintolerant

Those quotes are genius Grin

Malin52 · 22/04/2021 09:58

I've been on these threads for years but SpicyDeath is still flummoxing me.

BlandLife? That's the best I can do.

acatcalledjohn · 22/04/2021 10:01

HerbaLife.

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Malin52 · 22/04/2021 10:09

I've thought of some more though.

AM
OldBones
Stinksy
Yousual
Alan Winters
OVEN

Spongebobette · 22/04/2021 11:10

Except that we should use the real names too as I found these threads through googling Forever Living MLM

Cheshamgirl · 22/04/2021 14:34

@Spongebobette
I agree re using the company names so people can find the thread.
But, squash minus and occasionally dead have had me laughing all day Grin

Garliccoriander · 22/04/2021 14:43

Just been shopping and noted a few DPD vans. I’m not in a certain area but i did smile 😊
The bots go on about empowering women but they go on to humiliate and embarrass the men in the family.

BethanyBarleywater · 22/04/2021 15:28

@FranceTeam

The bikinipreneur has been in Dubai and now Vegas for the PGI conference. Apparently making $25k a week as “passive income”.
Surely this is going to go the same way as all the rest? Hook people in, fake numbers on the screen with people chucking money away on packs that they will never withdraw? I think she made £1k off someone investing £10k, this is just OneCoin in another skin.
funkylittleboatrace · 22/04/2021 19:49

With vowels dreadful background noise video was awful . “ neighbours purchases “ my eye.

Malin52 · 22/04/2021 21:12

@funkylittleboatrace

With vowels dreadful background noise video was awful . “ neighbours purchases “ my eye.
Same as nurses 'orders are here for lovely customers'. Two of which we see her using a few hours later.

NV story of the neighbour and the C9 is such a load of cock and bull. 'So I was talking to this woman ...no my neighbour... and we were talking about make up as women do...'

Funny how both NV and Nurse both have ordered a bunch of samples. At the same time. It's as if someone's telling them what to do.

Spongebobette · 22/04/2021 21:31

Such lies
Novowels saying how great that she can go to the park as she’s working from home and can set her own hours
YOU ARE ON THE SICK MISSUS

FeeBeeBooh · 22/04/2021 21:51

Lots of congratulations flying around for Yawn and her huns. Didn't recognise many of them Hmm

Spongebobette · 23/04/2021 08:19

You know when you’ve been ‘challenged’ to do a live on FB 7 days in a row and it’s day 5 and you’ve only done 2?
What’s that called? Inconsistency, when your upline is always banging on about consistency