MLM Bot Watch 66: Missing Messiah and cheap lounge wear

[acatcalledjohn]

As you were.

What compelling content from no vowels she is just droning in about absolutely nothing!!!

Lo & behold No vowels selling her wares including C9 on fb.

There is a LOT of Forever Living products on FB marketplace 🙄

What I can’t understand is why they don’t see this before falling into the trap. Pick any MLM you want.

The whole of FL is inconsistent.

The top bots fluctuate with fitness drives for 4 days then it falls off a cliff, daily podcasts then do 2 and forget.

They have very little business acumen and appear to be unable to carry any level of consistency through.

They would be amazed to see a real business owner, work from startup to success.

Yawns bot who states she is glad the kids are back at school as she was struggling to do her (no engagement) bizniz and homeschool. I suggest she looks at fb Life after teaching to see why the teachers are leaving in droves.

@Garliccoriander

Lo & behold No vowels selling her wares including C9 on fb.

So the C9 for 'this woman.. no I mean my neighbour' is now on FB marketplace? Hilarious!

Would someone actually pay for a C9 on Facebook?

Some seriously strange goings on at Nu Skin, Promotions being handed out to long standing members who seem to go weeks or in some cases months without posting anything on Social Media and others who do post more regularly but not actually about the business or products.

This makes no sense whatsoever to me, the Companies House accounts of some of these individuals only add fuel to the fire that there is more to this than meets the eye.

I have long wondered if MLM's hand out promotions to reps even thought they haven't actually earned them, all in the name of keeping up the illusion of success.

No Vowels popped out yesterday and her saw her neighbour. They've not started their C9 as their husband wants to do one. She then went into town and got a load of free donuts and sold the woman on the donut stall some aloe Vera juice as she is donating a kidney to a relative later this year and wants to be healthy. The surgeon will go beserk. Apparently if you then eat a huge chocolate Nutella donut a then have a shot of that crap it will off set all the badness you've just eaten. She has no idea what she is talking about

Is today the day Sleeze and Wig bring the government down?

Today’s the day. I’m sitting here with my popcorn awaiting news of the coup, even though Wig and Sleaze probably think a coup is a chicken cage.

Have they parted ways with CoCo? They aren’t at the protest together today from what I can make out.

No vowels is a passionate woman. If the FL products are so good why do they have to slather on make up, get Botox, false nails and now Castle complaining about her shoulders. Does not compute.
Uber not getting enough income she now wants people to book holiday home. Will they get mates rates?

Lady getting the congrats from broke. She is truly on the MLM carousel.
CTFO, Anne Summers, Body Shop & TS-Life.

Sleaze was live-streaming and feeling important

I despair of people, honestly what’s the matter with that lot with their conspiracy theories

Novowels won’t get vaccinated - her GP surgery was trying to get through to book her in and she won’t ring back because something poison something something

Got my bunker & supplies all ready for Wig ‘n’ Sleaze’s revolution. Wig... looks different without the excessive filtering. Only the Chuckle Brothers of Crypto could get themselves so worked up about an anti-lockdown protest that is happening after lockdown has started to be lifted. If those two had more than one IQ between them they’d be dangerous

Sleaze seems to have a new friend.

No Vowels actually does my head in. How many times does she mention the words products and business? I thought broke was bad but bloody hell!!!

I think novowels might be the new Brows

I saw a clip of 3 women from Devon being interviewed on the stupid march yesterday - one said she was a ‘sound therapist’ and the others said they were ‘self employed’ and I instantly thought MLM

Sleaze saying- do you wish you had the brain of the scarecrow - our followers have this in ample qualities. The scarecrow literally sang a song called 'if I only had a brain' dumb arse

Poor nurse. The woman can barely speak but clearly feels compelled to do 'at least 5 minutes' of a boring live to satisfy yawn.
This expectation seems to be backfiring yawn. Expecting a sick woman to flounce about on FB or feel guilty or she's a failure. And another of your down lines talking herself into holes.

Hang on I thought ingesting large quantities of aloe gloop boosted your immune system or something?