MLM Bot Watch 66: Missing Messiah and cheap lounge wear

[acatcalledjohn]

As you were.

@Cacacoisfarraige

The FL top bots have realised that they can’t hold large numbers of people so they’ve decided to increase the cash rinsing from the gullible bots

Uber - bots rent my holiday home
Castle - bots - buy my tacky trackies and rubbish journals

Yawn is going to need something to flog. Anyone any ideas ?

Tat - like inspirational signs, fluffy cushions, decorations made of rubbish - maybe?

@Cacacoisfarraige - she could rent out the tin tent in her yard and charge for turns on the bot potty, complete with stepladder for taking pictures from a flattering angle.

Line of Duty suggested group came on fb feed. I note one of the admins is a Cambridge diet hun. So they are infiltrating AC-12 now.

BENT COPPERS

JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH AND THE WEE DONKEY TOO

@Spongebobette

JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH AND THE WEE DONKEY TOO

Best line of the series so far!

[quote Twentytwentyhindsight]@Cacacoisfarraige - she could rent out the tin tent in her yard and charge for turns on the bot potty, complete with stepladder for taking pictures from a flattering angle.[/quote]

Yawn wouldn’t let anyone spend a penny: it’d have to be at least 4ccs to stay active and qualify for bonuses such as Yawn’s bespoke artisan toilet paper lovingly recycled using pages from Castle’s Pro Planners, embossed with inspirational quotes and tastefully adorned with gold leaf skid marks.

Tat - like inspirational signs, fluffy cushions, decorations made of rubbish - maybe?

You’re asking for trouble there: you know how the MLM Law of Reaction works! Perhaps she could sell individually handpicked straws from the thatch to her adoring fans? She could charge extra if she painted them in Frenchic and went wild with the gold leaf. Her downline could glue them to their vision boards to manifest a thatch like Yawns.

Who the hell is waffling on in No Vowels latest live???????????

@Ladiva1971

Who the hell is waffling on in No Vowels latest live???????????

It is truly bizarre .

I lost it at "dig-ged"

Ooh, Salon is back. She needs a new nickname. CrocodileTearBot?

I can think of a one syllable name for her @acatcalledjohn. What a shower this new company is and it’s the same old Valentus trick with product not for resale in the U.K. I guess. They even have CBD gummy bear “sweeties” containing Melatonin which shouldn’t be given to children (they warn) but of course they will be (if the products ever appear in the U.K.).

I got to admire Salon's multi-tasking. She writes "I'm sat balling..." and she is on social media at the same time. I wonder what her DH thinks of that.

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@CanadianJohn

I got to admire Salon's multi-tasking. She writes "I'm sat balling..." and she is on social media at the same time. I wonder what her DH thinks of that.

😂😂😂

Should we club together and buy her a “w” or should we just assume her DH doesn’t object to that sort of thing? I’m impressed she’s following MLM advice putting those nooks and crannies to good use.

Should we club together and buy her a “w” or should we just assume her DH doesn’t object to that sort of thing?

Either that, or perhaps a collection of balls?

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I'm surprised there is anything left of salon, given how much of her will time she spends LITERALLY crying. She must have dissolved into a puddle by now.

Novowels' live is just so strange. A testimony given by someone off-camera including strange boasts about his 100kg lift in the gym; neither him or novowels conducting the conversation in a normal way (where you wait for the other person to finish talking). NV's sniffing between sentences too.

Ironically the 100kg bench Presser bought 'deepheat' which is a cheaper and probably much more researched version of the aloe heat gel!

So the "owner of google" founder of Nutonic was also involved in Valentus. Well colour me surprised.

The "gem" tagged by Sleaze in his latest freedom fighter post has publicly fallen out with Co-co. She also has posts about a freedom fighter who died of Covid at the weekend after refusing ventilation and refusing to admit he had it by all accounts. Madness.

@MLMsuperfan

Novowels' live is just so strange. A testimony given by someone off-camera including strange boasts about his 100kg lift in the gym; neither him or novowels conducting the conversation in a normal way (where you wait for the other person to finish talking). NV's sniffing between sentences too.

I wonder if she’s “borrowed” someones testimonial and she’s pretending to have a conversation with the weight lifter?

NoVowels sniffing does my head in.

It reminds me of when my DC were little and I'd be forced to grab a tissue and make them blow their nose in it.