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MLM Bot Watch 60: It takes a village to sink an island.

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acatcalledjohn · 11/05/2020 14:38

Continued chat exposing things such as the lies peddled and the bankruptcies hidden from view.

For those interested, the Lifetime channel is airing a documentary series called Cults & Extreme Belief. I have seen two episodes so far (FLDS, aired yesterday, and Twelve Tribes, aired last week). This coming Sunday is the first part of The Survivors Speak. So far it has been very interesting to see the similarities to MLM brainwashing. The way that active FLDS members still view Warren Jeffs as a prophet rather than a paedophile is remarkably similar to how Young Living customers view their late leader Gary Young.

In other news: I'm thinking about starting a tinfoil MLM as there seems to be a rather strong market amongst huns.

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YouokHun · 31/05/2020 13:34

Teresa May is definitely the daughter of the former vicar of Wheatley just outside Oxford; my granny lived next door to them. I wonder if the Vicar was actually the Fürher? My granny was ex-SOE I think she’d have spotted it TBH.

@Hunbot that family tree is pretty confusing.

Hunbot · 31/05/2020 13:39

Hitler was a Rothschild don't you know. The Nazis won the war and his children were sent to live with families so they could create the 4th Reich. The royal children are all fathered by the Rothschild family and the true king is a bloke called Joseph Hallett who apparently when trump confronted the queen and the pope about him, they admitted it was true and went into hiding. The entire Vatican was arrested and the current works on the palace are a new paint job for the new king. Oh and the queen heads the mafia and is a drug lord. There is a basic summary.

Shhhhh223 · 31/05/2020 13:58

Thanks for the summary 😂 I did see the link he put up but after the covid stuff I couldn’t face the deep dive into crazy land

CompleteBarstool · 31/05/2020 14:07

To find Yogabot do a Google search for Forever Living Scotland and Uber's first name .

She has an unusual surname

Hunbot · 31/05/2020 14:17

Thanks for the tip on yoga. Looked at her accounts and that is the first bot I have seen who is reducing her directors loan. She must have realised it was going to get tougher and tougher

Spongebobette · 31/05/2020 15:14

Why is she trying to dissolve her company?

9dartfinish2nd · 31/05/2020 15:41

No idea Sponge, but it was at her own request, it will be very interesting to see why there was an objection raised.

RogueApostrophe · 31/05/2020 16:46

The Power Couple are many levels of bonkers. What's this snake oil that is curing them on a cellular level, then? I thought they were only into Bitcoin.

RogueApostrophe · 31/05/2020 16:51

What is this nonsense that Messiah bot is bleating on about the government not wanting us to know what he's paying someone who's been promoted in his team to Super Flappy Ruby Pigeon?

{Name Removed} RANKING TO THE COVETED AND MONSTER RANK OF :
100K DOUBLE RUBY DIAMOND. ♦️💎♦️💎♦️💎♦️💎
I'd like to tell you what we're paying her this month, but the government don't want you to know ;)
But trust me, most wouldn't believe it's even possible.

Bluewavescrashing · 31/05/2020 17:02

Nurse seems to have done a product swap or other deal with a scentsy consultant as she's got two in her house. On her stories. She also showed off some Avon products recently. I know bots often swap products to give each other a boost.

Botbrigade · 31/05/2020 17:30

The other John Lewis bot (not Insolvency) is celebrating a record month with a £300 bottle of champagne.

Spongebobette · 31/05/2020 19:40

Yes @Bluewavescrashing it’s a super clever business move - spend money and boost others’ businesses and they buy from you!
Much better than wasting money on your own products

Jigsawpuzzle · 31/05/2020 19:51

Random stuff.
When you are going to a bots fb do you look at people the same name and find some may be MLM/coaches/beauty & wellness?
Find a mutual friend ( I have found a niece on some bots pages)?
Want to type the nickname rather than actual name?

Shhhhh223 · 31/05/2020 21:13

Thank you, found yoga bot...very glam!

Bluewavescrashing · 31/05/2020 22:01

BBL is showing off her very dark tan and in the comments says she used tan injections. One if her friends is selling them illegally, pm for info and prices. Another friend said she used the injections in the past, gave her a heart condition but the colour was lovely 😳

SSDGM · 31/05/2020 22:19

BBL was also showing off her sunbed that she bought recently. She’s also said she’s that colour because of the Sunbathing on the beach and in the garden and the fake tan she flogs. I don’t think she knows herself where it comes from.

CountryGirlAddCoffee · 31/05/2020 23:10

Delurlking for this but I am basically obsessed with everything you guys are doing. I went back and read all the threads from the beginning last year when I had a lot of time and needed a distraction (wonderful and tragic CAM, eyes and his wisdom, visits from bots including genuinely nice Natalie/Natasha and her energy company - can't remember exactly etc)
MLMs are a specialist subject for me now!
I follow a few of the big names here and am curious about one big thing - did Salon really lose 6 stone? I've seen old pics of her and she looks like she's never been more then a size 12? Sorry if this isn't relevant to the chat but surely that's an obvious lie? She even posts about 'losing half her body weight' which just doesn't add up. She was really beautiful before too which is sad.
I don't really have a story to share, once bought in (paid £50 for a pack) to an MLM but didn't understand the jargon and once I was added to 5000 WhatsApp groups and encouraged to attend training, I removed myself as I have zero free time and no need for extra income. Bloody glad I did once I realised what that shit actually was!

Vhun123 · 31/05/2020 23:42

Salon for a bit bigger after having a baby (who doesn't!?) What she fails to mention is the amount of surgery she's had. She doesn't go to the gym or workout and she stuffs her face with sugary snacks. She hasn't lost all that with coffee. I also know where she has her procedures done. She's a bare faced liar.

CountryGirlAddCoffee · 31/05/2020 23:52

Well that's it, she was a bit bigger after having a baby but still healthy, nothing wrong with her and defo not 16 stone. My point is that she's never been like what she said (I think she said she lost 6 stone?)
I am not getting at what she looks like now, clearly surgery but that's up to her: or before as I said I think she was very pretty and had a nice figure.
It's just the lies. That's what we're here for and that one just seems fucking unreal and I can't believe anyone would believe it.
It's like if Victoria Beckham or Holly from This Morning came out and said she was 16 stone a couple of years ago, it's just clearly not true!

fromdownwest · 01/06/2020 11:23

Please tell me there has been a typo on Yawn's latest post.

£53.88 for 30 5m l'arginine sachets?

I use the same dosage from H&B for £2.49 for 50!!

That makes it 360 TIMES MORE EXPENSIVE.

I see so many bots lapping this up as a pre workout, they are paying that amount for it is astonishing. Such a clever business model.

BSintolerant · 01/06/2020 11:36

Yawn’s got to make a living: she’s got a stepladder to maintain. Expensive things they are. Grin

Joking apart, that’s obscenely expensive, but we all know why MLM products cost a fortune. If only her downline would wake up.

fromdownwest · 01/06/2020 11:39

Do they not think to shop around and see how expensive it is? I bet they are told it is the best bio available L'arginine available and H&B is cheap and nasty.

acatcalledjohn · 01/06/2020 11:51

I've just made the mistake of going down the rabbit hole that is Sleaze's FB profile.

He's insane. Properly insane. The utter garbage he shares as fact, but never backs up with claims other than "do some research".

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Duvetday8 · 01/06/2020 12:25

Gutted. Just had a message from a friend I've not heard from in a while as they moved away..it's a voice message and starts off nicely then....comes the MLM pitch, she has just started a new business that she fits in pocket's of time. I'm really shocked actually as she is intelligent and would have been the last person I would have thought of to do such things..I feel quite hurt that she decided to get back in touch to try and flog me crap

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