MLM Bot Watch 59: where lies about network marketing come to die at the hands of the anti-MLM movements!

[BSintolerant]

Where were we? Ah, yes: the Forever Living Global culty rally.

Thank you BS.
The vice president of forever shite Europe has congratulated Uber on her cheque now!
What a crock of absolute shite.

She must have got something but it must have been closer to yoga mat territory? I’m sure we’ll know eventually.
Tiny saving grace for uk bots will be the favourable USD to GBP exchange rate at the moment. I’m sure it won’t be enough to prevent bankruptcy given we’re on the brink of recession though. No one will be buying their big barns/castles/thatch cottages anytime soon though.

Here’s what Uber said about the Culty Global Rally yesterday. She didn’t explicitly say she was getting her cheque in private, but her evasive language may fool some of her brainwashed minions into thinking that.

Today marks an unusual day - we should be in Sydney with our colleagues that are one big family to collect our annual bonus cheques but obviously we can’t be there.
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Normally you would see me being presented a part of the company profits but today I have chosen to do that just with my family.

Definitely no cheque.

This is riveting ..thanks for the new thread! On a different note have Arbonne still not filed their accounts?

Here we go! Time to watch all the FL dominos start to fall!

I still find it hard to believe that Uber did not get a cheque, but find it equally as hard to imagine that FL would allow a 'secret' cheque.

I think that this year will see a lot of bots finally file for bankrupcy, they have been kicking the can down the road for so long.

The lack of cash injection, the forever falling market, the increased awareness of MLM's, and also the forthcoming taxation increases and HMRC will be all over any sort of tax dodging (legal or illegal)

Look at the fundamentals to their financials

• HUGE directors loans
• Most have one source of (previoulsy) significant income
• Big luxury houses
• £40k cars
• Tax due for previous year

I do not know how they sleep at night.

Thankyou BS for starting new fred. I read your opening comment as "cunty rally" and now cannot see it as anything else .

So pleased to see further evidence that fl (in the UK) are going down the pan even further since last year. Do you all remember the start of this thread, back in 2016, when fl UK was in its heyday and bots were posting left, right and centre about their wealth and success?

Those were the days, indeed. Long gone, mere memories.

Can I draw your attention to this rather marvellous article, from the incredible Talented Ladies website...

www.talentedladiesclub.com/articles/how-much-money-can-you-earn-at-mlm-forever-living/?fbclid=IwAR0qEcjjtfcaDUYoCq5_fci8xNDig6QKoH6vjggJOEph1u3TQZ4b_Tj0tcw

Everything you wanted to know about the fl MLM, its been updated too, to reflect more recent information.

Uber was just being kind and thoughtful guys!
According to her group post she didn’t want to wave her money around on social media when people are going through such hardships financially at the moment even though it’s never stopped her in the past.
It’s ok though she’s willing to go on a private zoom and wave it in her downlines faces.
I’m sure that’s it Uber, not a concern that the tax man will see it and swallow it all up in one go. Not a single concern that you might not be the shining star of a bizniz woman you’ve claimed to be and the significantly smaller cheque is going to raise questions which you’re above answering.
Global rally... bot cover ups... both the gifts that keep on giving!

Not wave it in their faces but tell them. No proof. Her sister too.

So they both failed to get a cheque. This is brilliant. Not only did they not get a cheque, they are going to extreme lengths to hide the lack of cheque.

I wonder what she is telling them she got?

She went from a million dollar cheque to fuck all in a few years. This is great.

what did she tell them she'd got, and is there any proof?

Personally I think Uber did get a CB cheque but it's nowhere near previous years so she's spinning like a Catherine Wheel

I also think Uber got a cheque. Surely someone must know someone!

Apparently just under $400k according to a friends friend but wasn't provided with proof. She trusts her source though.

I think she got one but I don't think her sister did.

Uber must have got a cheque. I can't believe she got nothing but it must have been much smaller than expected

If it’s $400k that’s still worth promoting, makes no sense.

Oh she could definitely spin 400k - saying she’s taken time off to devote to children etc etc, lots of mileage on being number 2 in the country if she still is

Very fishy

Ubers sis - 8k

Does anyone else get loads of promoted Facebook ads from bloodsucker?

She could definitely have spun 400k.
With the low number of big cheques this year surely head office wouldn't have let her hide that one. Xx

It would make sense that Uber got a cheque this year - albeit a smaller share - as she is the Queen of spin, her excuse not to wave it around would endure her to her minions as thoughtful and benevolent or kind. Her Sis with the yoga mat would bolster her image also as "it was a family thing we decided"
One thing is for sure - when you add in the article as well - FL are certainly losing money in the UK.
The heady days are over and now the hangover from the long prosecco fuelled parties are starting to be felt!

Thanks for the thread BS

Bet Bruv feels silly about that silly yellow fake cheque he made!

Why are yawn and Uber looking forward to eating fruit and veg in 2 days time. I do that anyway. Didn't realise it was only allowed whilst shitting money on a c9.
Note to bots. You can eat those greens today. Honestly.

What a joyless concept. Starving yourselves for 9 days during lockdown. All the 'piggy' memes are pissing me off too.