MLM Bot Watch 59: where lies about network marketing come to die at the hands of the anti-MLM movements!

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Where were we? Ah, yes: the Forever Living Global culty rally.

I'm not enjoying any of the weight related memes, I'm struggling to eat and hearing how everyone is putting on weight makes me feel like shit, doing nothing all day, surrounded by food, and losing weight.

I.m going to guess that some are feeling shitty for putting on weight. Makes people vulnerable to them pushing C9's.

Also while I'm doing the self pity thing it's not fair that people can eat a whole cake to make themselves feel better and it is dangerous for me not to eat too make myself feel better.

Unfair of me to say because I know some people who are overeating are feeling as bad as I do.

Yawn going on about how it will reset her eating habits and change her life. Just for 9 days Yawn. Then you'll be back to quaffing booze and overindulging until the next Clean 9.

If bots can't flaunt their wealth (or an illusion of it) the entire strategy is ruined.

What you would actually do is post the big cheque with a load of bullshit fake humility #grateful (looking at you PhD).

I think we are seeing a new strategy
IMPLIED wealth with humbleness and sensitivity

The days of Mulberry bags as gifts for her downline seem to be over for Uber

Cacacoisfarraige good point about all those Top 10 type visuals that FL use not to mention all the "sobbing with gratitude after the cheque reveal" shots too.

Without the actual cheques and amounts they're buggered.

I got a private cheque yesterday.

It's for $696969.

I didn't want to make people feel bad so did it privately.

I think Uber has just straight up lied to her bots about how much she got. I doubt anyone has actually asked her for proof!

Is yawn in Uber's downline?

That’s a lot of 69s @Whiterangey. It’s no wonder you kept that private!

Has Uber shared details of her alleged “private” cheque with her brainwashed downlines? If so, how many of them are likely to be hard up, unemployed, and in debt? It’s not very thoughtful of Uber to be bragging about the size of her alleged cheque to those who are struggling in these testing times is it?

Well now I don't know what to think.

Would uber hide a 400k cheque? What possible reason is there to do that as she is telling her minions what she got so surely that means she is rubbing it in their faces more? I don't honestly think she got a cheque and she is hiding it. Will it be published anywhere?

Looking at old FL stuff, they definitely have published the UK top ten Chairman’s bonus cheques

Mind you, that looked impressive in 2016....

Who said it's $400k though? Someone who heard it from her??

A week or so ago there was an AIBU thread about MLMs and the virus. I saw it had popped up again today because an ITU employee wrote a post to say lots of the stuff they have been donated from bots has been out of date (so using their 'donating' to clear stockpiles then...) and has no ingredient information so hospital staff are wary of using it on sore hands.

PHD has changed her name on FB. Maybe she doesn’t want new contacts Googling her and realising there’s no substance.

Anyway, I’ve been waiting for her big announcement coz she said it was going to be so exciting. So she’s freaking excited to offer more, discounted, unbeatable training.

Same old BS.

That is horrible about the expired stuff.

It's not on, it really isn't. My hands are falling apart and mine are not going through anything comparable to healthcare workers. They need in date creams with ingredients visible.

My son is allergic to nuts, all handcreams we have need to not contain nut products.

It's the mindset of bots, that giving people crap is better than nothing. They probably give charity shops broken toys and ripped clothes and demand thanks.

Yawn using sales figures from almost 7 years ago to try and show how successful FL still is today -

Bless her. Look at whoever it is having qualified for Chairman's Bonus by July.

Those were the days.

I noticed the bonus pot was $17 million. It was about $25 million 2 years ago. Almost a third of the bonus pot gone in 2 years.

Nothing lasts Forever.

Blatant pun intended.

I see phd has received a compulsory strike off notice on her UK limited company..