MLM Bot watch 58- where the bizniss 'owners' are their own best customers

[GoldenKelpie]

New fred!

Tell me broke do you have any redeeming qualities or life skills that you can bring to the table, that benefits humanity?

I know who broke is but I would love to know how he got his name. I mean, I get that he's always skint but I thought that there might be a story to tell like Yawn.

Since I was first made aware of Broke, I have seen him complain about the number of non-white people in London (and brag about his exploits terrorising innocent Muslims as a member of the EDL), abandon his partner & toddler sons when a bot in Stoke waived her redundancy cheque (he came crawling back when he was turned out by his new squeeze), discovered that he had abandoned two children from a previous relationship, seen him lie endlessly about whatever his latest pyramid scheme is, brag about picking fights with door staff on nights out, set up a GoFundMe page to finance a trip to Indonesia and do a runner with the money raised, watched him claim disability benefits in between trips to the gym, watched his endlessly self-pitying and self serving rants in which he is always the victim, and I'm probably missing out a number of other things.

He is an oxygen thief.

Bruv's kitchen. Shared with advice on how to boost your immunity. Very dangerous to make health claims in the current climate

Castle definitely has a narcissistic trait. She's kept son off school, against national guidance.

Totally not surprised. And now son becomes content for her bizniz

Bruv’s his own best customer....

Brokebot was originally StokeFlatBot according to my autocorrect from when he moved into a flat in Stoke after he was tempted away from his partner, toddler and newborn by a completely bonkers woman who clearly smelled of money. She booted him out and he used to pick the kids up in an un-mot’d car he bought with his first month with Valentus. The mother of his kids took him back and 9 months later their daughter was born.

When you fill your kitchen or garage or even picture with lots of product "about to be delivered" then would think that all this product would make you a contender for the Country Top 10 or at the very least a big Bonus cheque!
Will be interesting to see how much people come out with at the online show - after shifting so much product!

Nurse still only has what looks like 8 members in her private aloe Facebook group

Surely that can not be customer orders! Would he not be top of the tree with that volume being shifted.

Castle, castle castle. Ignoring all medical and government advice and 'self isolating'

The cynic in me is saying that it is a way to bragg about her ability to work from home, to show off her lovely home, to show how great her life is and to generate social media traffic.

Unless she is planning on self isolating for the next 18 months, she may have a tough time in not getting Covid 19.

A lot of it is in Bruv's fridge!

Bruvs video shows name of building, around £3k a month for 1 bed to rent.A very expensive storage facility for aloe gloop.
Has he been stockpiling to self isolate? Also if rented could there be any rules about running a business on premises?

How cringey and fake is castles family dance?

Beautiful house though.

Omg letting a 6 year old have a Youtube channel

Please stop pimping your kids for clicks on social media bots

I struggle with the use of children in MLM.

I don't upload photos of my children (4&5) because I want them to have some semblance of privacy in this world of social media and likes. When these children are older are they going to appreciate every moment of their life being documented to help their parents "business?"

Once it's on the Internet, it's pretty much out there forever.

There's also the more sinister element of having your profile public and indicators of which school your child attends, their name, your house, when you're away on holiday.

It terrifies me. I'm a cautious person, always have been and having children increased that particular aspect of my personality. That's why I struggle to understand this movement of telling everybody every aspect of your life, which MLM seems to promote so heavily.

Yawn states it’s so hard to know what to believe 😂😂

So if Bruv was paying £3K pcm to rent that flat (highly unlikely I know, there's bound to be some weird and wonderful set-up going on there) why would he be throwing that sort of money down the drain to rent? Surely he'd be investing in some property.

Strange how he went from an average shared flat to this one

It’s a lifestyle he’s selling not the product. Basically telling everyone they could also have his amazing life.

I think Castle's parents gave each of their 3 children a lump sum when they sold their house to live in Castle's garage and be her childminder.

Castle ploughed it into her biz and renovated her kitchen (attraction marketing).

Sis needed hers for private cancer treatment. (Genuinely pleased she's had the all clear BTW although the Forever gift bags for nurses were a touch cringeworthy).

Bruv is spunking his share on his astronomical rent, plus stockpiling product for ccs. I don't think he would be posting so many photos and videos of his flat, the view, the gym, the pool, the bbq area, the window cleaners etc etc if he weren't so heavily invested.

The parents have been incredibly foolish with their (substantial) wealth - ignore the poor little me stories from Castle. There's money in that family. But it won't last long.

Bruv

So will the "merch" that Castle's son will have available via his YouTube channel be 2019 Planners where he's crossed out the year and added 2020 instead?

They might even have a random scribble or drawing inside

Castle’s sister has completed her treatment which is great. Seems crazy for the whole fam to go with her to hospital to see her ring a treatment bell and then two days later self isolate. Ffs what about keeping yourselves and your bugs away from immunocompromised patients! All done for the socials. The whole family are narcissistic.

Absolutely.

All that FL product is never for customers. I have a training video that Castle recorded at the height of her success where she states she only has 9 regular customers.

Coincidentally, both nurse and yawn have switched the news off today for the first time, and enjoyed the spring day!
Nurse you really need to stop copying everything yawn does. It's transparent and ridiculous.

Is Bruv flat sitting?

As for the family dance, were they hob dancing again?