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MLM Bot watch 58- where the bizniss 'owners' are their own best customers

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GoldenKelpie · 09/03/2020 22:35

New fred!

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mlmingaheartbeat · 14/04/2020 17:48

Next year - unless a total miracle - they may be only three cheques given to UK bots..

spanfan · 14/04/2020 17:52

I would love Uber to have missed s cheque but given her huge downline I just don't think it's possible.

It's got to be small enough to not want it known. Which is good news. 😁

Bluewavescrashing · 14/04/2020 17:57

I'm watching Edward Scissorhands on Disney Plus.

Avon calling!

BSintolerant · 14/04/2020 17:58

Uber can’t con prospective victims by showing them a series of cheques which have dramatically dropped in value over the past few years. “There’s never been a better time to join Forever Fibbing!” Grin

Whiterangey · 14/04/2020 18:07

She mentioned back in December that john lewis/tax bill bot was her last downline qualifier for her level 3 cheque.

She is Uber, she is ruthless enough to be a top bot. She will lie and do anything she can for her own benefit.

I just cannot fathom FLP letting her cheque go unannounced just because it's shit. With a level 3 cheque and the number 2 in the UK it would have been more than manbots, which wouldn't have been a disastrous amount less than last years.

I thick she probably miscalculated her new business cc's they need to get or something and didn't qualify.

I think the truth is she got no cheque and is pretending it was done privately to save face.

FLP don't give that much of a shit about the bots.

BSintolerant · 14/04/2020 18:11

Let’s keep an eye on her next set of accounts.

Jigsawpuzzle · 14/04/2020 18:16

I think Yawn is auditioning to become a clown with the badly applied makeup 💄 on the video.
The UK cheques were very sparse and if there is a next year carnage.
I hope HMRC radar is twitching.

9dartfinish2nd · 14/04/2020 18:20

It's an attraction marketing disaster for all of them.

mlmingaheartbeat · 14/04/2020 18:23

Poor Uber - maybe it's a mindset thing - just like they tell all failing downline bots - they simply didn't work hard enough! 😂😂😂

CompleteBarstool · 14/04/2020 18:29

If anyone is really bored you could always add up all the cheques and see what the shortfall is for the total amount that's on that screenshot....that would presumably give you Uber's cheque (if it exists)

mlmingaheartbeat · 14/04/2020 18:44

You wouldn't get it from there - that's the total amount they gave globally - if indeed Uber didn't qualify for a cheque bearing in mind her CC's needed to qualify would be increasing year on year - and her Managers decreasing by the same amount - maybe she couldn't have qualified this year for a cheque?
As FL gives it also has the power to take away.
The UK was 6th meaning sales have fallen so far behind from the heady days of being 1st when all the big cheques rolled in.
I'm actually starting to believe she may have just qualified to attend the rally like all of them would have - but her target to actually achieve a cheque was too high.
My FL informer tells me it happened some time ago with a certain European double digit diamond flappy manager - who one year had spectacular success - big cheque etc - next year her business plummeted and she got zilch!
Stranger things happen - where's Dave O Conman when you need him! 🤔

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nakedavengerreturns · 14/04/2020 19:28

Thanks for the excellent commentary. Fell asleep here before it started (midnight).

I'm a stealth member of various FL groups and....only one comment on any of them about the rally and that was about the new packaging.

Not a peep from Nurse either who normally fawns over proceedings. Yawn and BFF silent. Note that they made all their lowly unperforming minions 'Top Guns' for spurious reasons on the same day. Nurse got one for her product lives: yes the ones where she says 'I'm not gagging', puts on a glow cream in the dark or insists she isn't begging. Reminiscent of a toddler prize giving at a nursery school.

BSintolerant · 14/04/2020 19:29

Was it Uber, or one of her minions who said Uber would be receiving her cheque in private? Can’t imagine Sexy Rexy would give her such privileged treatment. 😉

I think we should rename her Unter. She can’t be Uber if didn’t get a cheque this year.

mlmingaheartbeat · 14/04/2020 19:30

Well at least Yawn will still be "yawning" for her cheque!
That mortgage on the Thatch must be twitchy - then again a 3 month holiday payment break, kick the can down the road, and they can spend the time worrying about the Directors Loan instead!

SnoogyWoo · 14/04/2020 19:36

I think Uber didn’t get a cheque, it’s getting harder and harder to get the CC’s over the line and she probably doesn’t have the spare funds to buy her way over the line anymore. Not getting a cheque will have totally screwed her.

Makes no sense to not show a cheque even if it was low, she can spin her way out of that.

She didn’t get a cheque and is left with a £700k directors loan to sort out.

Hunbot · 14/04/2020 19:57

Bit of an anti climax. Uber and bloodsuckers dwindling cheques are the highlight of the day. Hrumph

RogueApostrophe · 14/04/2020 20:15

bloodsucker still got a decent amount though. hard to believe Unter/Uber got nothing though!

Bruv is such a berk whooping it up and saying "i know her!" anytime someone gets a cheque. What an a

RogueApostrophe · 14/04/2020 20:15

What a prat, i meant to say about Bruv!

Spongebobette · 14/04/2020 20:29

What did Castle’s bff and partner in the planners get? She’s put pics of all her previous cheques on her FB

Jigsawpuzzle · 14/04/2020 20:36

Uber had a wedding 👰 to pay for and several holidays before lockdown.
Wonder about sons trip now.
Castle needs to get a refund from all her expert gurus 😂
Awaits 2021 in anticipation

Spongebobette · 14/04/2020 20:37

Oh just found it up thread

Castle’s bff and fellow ex copper bot - nice case study

2015 12k
2016 129k
2017 107k
2018 22k
2019 13k
2020 8k

Bluewavescrashing · 14/04/2020 20:44

Nurse needs to see the light. Yawn is not performing so how could Nurse ever get a cheque?

Clever lovebombing from Yawn. Ugh it's all so ugly.

Hunbot · 14/04/2020 20:46

Anyone know uber to be able to ask her what she got? People are congratulating her on her Facebook that makes me think she got something. Or does fl UK publish them somewhere?

Cacacoisfarraige · 14/04/2020 20:53

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