MLM Bot watch 58- where the bizniss 'owners' are their own best customers

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I think she thought she was getting one but did her calculations wrong.

John Lewis bot literally made her cheque in the last couple of hours she could qualify when 'someone' bought a C9.

I think Uber concentrated her efforts on getting enough downline to get a cheque to get to level 3 and accidentally miscalculated what she needed for her own cheque. Likely was a teeny amount under.

It I'm certain she didn't get a cheque and with enough downline cheques for level 3 which she likely helped them with to get to her level 3, it can only be a calculation error that meant she missed out.

Do you remember when Yawn was begging her team to help her out after she made an error calculating her stuff?

It's not easy to work out and with uber trying to work out how to get a level 3 on top of qualifying, she just screwed up.

I’m sure the previous big hitters don’t need bonus cheques - they all have their residual incomes coming in 🤣

If they are doing a couple of C9s, every year, using all the products themselves and have their whole families drinking the gloop every day the cheques won’t even cover their own annual spend.

Do we believe that any of them really drink that shit every day?

@Andpiglettoo

Do we believe that any of them really drink that shit every day?

I believe that they shit that drink every day - aloe vera is a laxative after all.

At least they didn't have to schlep all the way to Australia for 48 hours or whatever it was to pretend to receive cheques in private. With obligatory business flight upgrade posts.
Swerved that one neatly.

I've just read what you need to do to qualify for chairman's bonus and I can see where Uber went wrong.

That was a lie, it's confusing as hell and my brain melting and poured out of my ears.

She mentioned a couple of months ago she wasn't going to Australia, mentioning her son's exams. She would have been back before they started and she's always leaving 1, 2, or all 3 of her children.

She is lying, she didn't get a private cheque. She will lose everything. She relies on that cheque to cover what she spends and she spends a lot. I expect she spent quite a bit thinking she was going to qualify for a cheque.

It's going to be fun to watch her lose everything in the same way she's made others lose money.

I don’t think she got a cheque at all. No way would FLP allow her to just get it ‘privately’. If so, surely Castle would be asking for the same treatment?

This is actually much better than the first year Yawn didn’t get a cheque, which was spectacular enough.

So castle only got a cheque for £27.000?

Bloody hilarious how people are congratulating Uber. Let's see how many 'friends' she has when everything has gone.
If her husband has remortgaged his house too then he won't be very happy either. More fool him though.
Did uber's mum get a cheque last year?

Wow that’s a fall for Uber.
Don’t they state it on the invite letter to FGR what level you qualified at? So she would have known then?
Her accounts are due by June...I wonder how they’ll look? The accounting firm has usually had some lee-way to estimate the CB to account for the provision in the accounts (that allows them to keep up with the directors account debt...)... now they know there isn’t a CB £0 then this will cause Uber a big tax headache...not to mention a cash flow one.

Everyone is congratulating her on Facebook page; and she’s accepting their congratulations.... I don’t understand?!

Even more bizarre people are congratulating uber's sis too. She is having a celebratory drink too. They are all bonkers!

Can someone do a new thread please ? I don't know how and wouldn't be able to link.

So did Uber's sis get anything or is she accepting congratulations knowing that she got fuck all ?

Why would her team congratulate her for getting nothing as they would know from watching the footage surely?

PS... remember her face last year when she saw her yoga mat amount 😂 Comedy gold.

This is all quite shocking, what a fall from grace.

Uber is stuck between a rock and hard place really, either admit that she didn't get a cheque or disclose a paltry amount even by her Superstar status amounts to peanuts!
Remember when Yawn tried the same gaff a couple of years ago when she received nothing?
It's the same trick - different actress!
Will be interesting to see whose at the top table now and who holds the power.

I don’t think there is a way out for her. A £700k directors loan, remortgaging and no cheque is seriously bad news. A normal business would have to have large revenues and lots of staff to be able to generate the cash to cope with that. Bankruptcy will be on the horizon!

There will almost certainly be a 3 month delay on all the top bots accounts this year due to the Covid-19 pandemic.

News alert for Castle 🏰 2021 is cancelled, no need for planners.
Yawn ( no cheque)trying to get rid of C9s in a competition. I used to do competitions and won a holiday to Italy.

New thread: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/legal_money_matters/3881055-MLM-Bot-Watch-59-where-lies-about-network-marketing-come-to-die-at-the-hands-of-the-anti-MLM-movements?watched=1

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